Blake Boring: Person Who Matters?

This is an awesome cover for Esquire. I...would totally buy this. Except for the part where I think Blake Lively is...well, anything but her name. AKA boring. I guess that's where the title "Will the Real Blake Lively Please Act Out" comes from, although it more comes off as patting her on the back for not being a lush-y hoe like her character.

They are however, wrong on one very important detail: Blake Lively is not a person who matters. I see her one day going the way of Cybil Shepard or maybe even Demi Moore. A good career, yes, but Julia Roberts? No.

Oh yeah and I forgot- the brunette hair. Eh. I don't think she can pull it off. 
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.