BAFTA "Brits to Watch".

Oooooo look at me, I'm a Greek goddess with my flowing blonde hair and shimmery, totally see-through dress, oooo I'm so gorgeous, and my boob is popping out of this dress as much as possible.

No seriously though, this dress is totally see-through. This is America's presence at BAFTA's Brits to Watch? Was she like, "hello Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, I'm a total see-through tramp?"

Ugh. Hate her.

I've been scanning these pictures like mad, searching for my college roommate, who was working the red carpet- she works for MPRM, they were putting it on. Fabulous. So jealous of her. Now if I could only find her in the background of one of these pictures.

OMG obsessed. But how tiny is Kate's waist? Ughh it upsets me, she's sooooo thin. If you look at pictures of her from college she's totally healthy, maybe 20 pounds heavier, and she looks FANTASTIC. She's so much prettier with a little weight on. Which is of course, saying something because she is gorgeous now.

I can only hope it's stress.
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

Boring, Boring Boring Blah Blake.

 

In other celebrity Italian news, Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio are continued their romp around Italy in fair Verona, where he sat in a church and looked bored while his sex toy took pictures on her iPhone.

Terrible when your blow up doll insists on going sight seeing.

Question: why is she sitting on the street, in a puddle like a homeless person? Because she's so free spirited? Nope...I'm beginning to think it's because she has no braincells.

On the upside, Leo was wearing a ND baseball hat so...I mean, there's that. Probably the most boring and transparent foreign frolic EVER.
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

Glamour Knows Blake.

Legs and hair. That's all that girl is. And boobs too, but mostly legs and hair. No real personality, not an actually pretty face, not even any real acting talent. Just really long legs and insanely gorgeous hair.

Glad Glamour knew just how to play it. I mean, the girl doesn't show up to every red carpet event in a short dress for nothing. Golden hair flowing in the breeze.

Leonardo DiCaprio's type exactly- it's actually kind of weird. She's the smiling version of Bar Rafaeli.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

It's Britney, Bitch

Okay, it's Theo. But, I like the way her name sounds better. It's Theo, Bitch... Not the same... at all. So, I guess I'll catch yall up on my life. I'm currently watching Gossip Girl. There's a new/old love triangle between Dan, Nate and Blake Lively. Yup, I know what I said. If the show was based on this picture, I don't think it would be a tough choice. Anyway, I'll be posting regularly for now on. And, by regularly I mean at least three a week.

-TM
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Blake Boring's Boants.

Really Blake Boring. Really. Only she, Blake Boring, could find a way to make this insane boots a total yawn.

I mean, yuck. How awkward even getting those on. I mean, is the underwear part cut-outs too? Is she even wearing underwear? These boot/pants (bants? poots? boants?) are raising too many questions.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Blake Boring: Person Who Matters?

This is an awesome cover for Esquire. I...would totally buy this. Except for the part where I think Blake Lively is...well, anything but her name. AKA boring. I guess that's where the title "Will the Real Blake Lively Please Act Out" comes from, although it more comes off as patting her on the back for not being a lush-y hoe like her character.

They are however, wrong on one very important detail: Blake Lively is not a person who matters. I see her one day going the way of Cybil Shepard or maybe even Demi Moore. A good career, yes, but Julia Roberts? No.

Oh yeah and I forgot- the brunette hair. Eh. I don't think she can pull it off. 
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Blake Live.

So Blake Lively was on SNL last night. She was alright. Once again, she was all legs, boobs and hair. It was kind of hard to get past that. Opening monologue was terrrrible. She did almost nothing- when they bring out more than 3 cast members in the opener, you know you're in trouble.
-CE

Blake Lively...Funny? Nah.

Blake Lively is hosting SNL this Saturday. It is going to be bad. Yes, she'll be cute, and her hair will be shimmering and flowing all over the place, but really...girl can't act. And she REALLY can't be funny.

I mean, "Gossip Girl" isn't the pinnacle of great acting, and even they won't let her crack a joke. When was Serena ever funny?

Is it just me, or has SNL has been a little lacking since Tina left?
-CE

Finally Classy.

Woah. Where did Blake Lively's boobs go? I think this might be the first outfit I have ever seen where she didn't have a plunging neckline. It looks good. She looks elegant for once, and isn't using her boobs or her hair to overshadow everything else. Perhaps this is a sign of new found confidence? 

Very classy, very chic. Her nails are a bit long for my taste, but that's no biggie. Love it. Maybe now that she's filming that movie with Ben Affleck she considers herself a serious actress and not just the walking boobs, blond hair and legs that she is on "Gossip Girl".

This is perfect for the event she is hosting, the Fete d'Hiver benefit at the Four Seasons in New York on Wednesday.

Way to go this week GG girls. Shaping up. Except for Leighton Meester. I sense a downward spiral.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ. 

Lamest Costumes EVER.

Blake Lively and Penn Badgley were out at NYC hotspot 1Oak last night, and were dressed to un-impress.

Really Blake. Really. I saw about a hundred flight attendants out last night, and I can't understand it. Has anyone else ever flown on a plane?

Flight attendants hate their lives. They are either grumpy and mean or weird and jittery. Why would anyone, on a night where they can be anything, dress up as a flight attendant? Lame.

Slightly less lame was her boyfriend, Penn Badgley, who didn't even have a real costume. 

“I don’t know! I’m a half-assed someone. It was a really last minute costume."

What I want to know is how he has a handlebar mustache just like, sitting around somewhere. That scares me. 

-CE

Photos courtesy of JJ.

Gossip Fug.

WHAT THE FUG.

These girls are supposed to be on the cutting edge of fashion, and yet time and time again, we see them wearing the exact same outfits. Once again, Blake Lively is wearing something that shows off her cleve. Leighton Meester is wearing something odd that is supposed to be cool...when will it end?

She looks like she has two wads of toilet paper on her shoulders.
-CE

They need Rachel Zoe.
-TM
 
Photos courtesy of Just Jared.

Poor Man's Megan Fox

Ouch, but really Jessica Szohr, you left me no choice! Who do you think you are? I can tell you- she wants to Angelina ----> Megan Fox. But, she's not very talented, nor interesting. So, next step in her campaign will probably be dissing Blake Lively for being fake and calling Chace Crawford a man-whore. Then, maybe a little man stealing and a huge ass tattoo on her arm (preferably of a celebrity that died too young?).

This is Jessica at the launch of Target's Gossip Girl inspired clothing line. She's dressed to be daring, but all I can think is that this outfit has been done.

"Oh Oh, look I worked in some animal print in my shoes! How clever!! I'm soooo fashion forward. OMGEEE! Can you see my two randomly placed tattoos, can't wait to put one on my biceps- soooo stokedddd!"

That was my Jessica Szohr. God, I can't stand her. Here's a picture of the back. Gag me.

-TM

Ragtime.

What is going on over at GG? I have a feeling I am going to hate this episode, whatever this is. I really hope it's not like that One Tree Hill episode that Chad Michael Murray wrote. This shiz was messed UP.

Also had a 20's moonshine smuggling theme I think. Theo can tell you more, she actually watched it. But if this is like it, I am forever cutting Gossip Girl out of my life. I mean it this time.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Boring Town.

Why am I talking about boring Blake so much? This is Blake on set of her upcoming "crime thriller" The Town Monday morning. She plays...I don't really know, but I'm going to guess some kind of hot trailer trashy girl with a baby. Hoop earrings always equal Natalie Portman in Where the Heart Is. I do know that she is the sister of a bank robber.

This is being filmed in Boston, so naturally Ben Affleck is directing, and also starring in it.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jeremy.

Elephant Art.

Gossip Girl fans are counting down to the premiere on Monday Sept. 14th with our favorite boring couple, on the show and in real life.

Not quite as boring as I thought though- for some reason I always thought of them just hanging out in coffee shops and attending plays, operas, thinking they're real cool (itis) stuff like that. This is along that line of thinking, but on a much higher level than I ever expected from them. I love it when boring people surprise me.

Penn and Blake went to Tailand earlier this year- what a date. Very pretentious bohemian, but still impressive. I mean, real bohemians can't afford to pay $300 He said, “Surprisingly, the most spiritual thing [Blake and I did in Thailand] was riding the elephants. They are incredible creatures and I honestly wasn’t expecting it. They’re unbelievably smart and communicative. I literally had a physical feeling in my chest. It was religious, nearly - I’m not religious but riding them was unbelievable.”

Blake Lively is apparently an art fiend, and in fact Penn got her "a painting from a Russian street artist," for her birthday. How bon vivant of him. But nothing could compare to this,

“The elephants paint, man! It’s really mind-blowing. We paid $300 for six hours with our own elephant each. We rode them into the river, we bathed them, got back on them, rode them into the jungle and they painted! Blake's painting is beautiful. Mine didn’t come out so well.

I really want some elephant art. The day has come where I am jealous of boring Penn Badgley whose father named him after tennis balls- really, it's true. So I'm jealous of THAT guy. The epitome of the brown jacket guy.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Cnt w8 4 GG

Before I get to the to topic at hand, I have two quick things to say.
First, we have five followers! Whoop.
Second, Court is out of town; so, I'm going to try to pick up the slack a.k.a. blog more than usual.
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Could you understand that? I personally have a hard time with text language - and anyone will tell you that I actually lean towards paragraphs that jump around. I like to say as much as I in one little text.
Translation in English - "I cannot wait for Gossip Girl."
　
Yes, I'm that girl. I've seen every episode and own each of them through iTunes. And, I might have read all of the books... a few times. So, I'm pumped for the third season, especially since the show is always swarming with rumors of cancellation.
　
Personally, I love Serena, Blair, Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. They all have very distinct styles, which I love. I hate when actors take on a role and decide to just remain as the character… until another comes along. For instance, Lindsey Lohan – she’s still in high school. Maybe it’s because she never went, but that is her little world. Actually, Ed Westwick has done this too. Chuck Bass rocks tailor suits – not you.
　

Love this picture of Blake and Leighton looks like something that would end up on Facebook or possibly in a yearbook? Court and I both agree that we love Serena’s dress in this one, but her boobs are too big and I just can’t wear long dress. Still, I love both of them. Blake because she’s tall and healthy looking and Leighton because "Good Girls Go Bad" is catchy – though as our friend, Claire, pointed out, "She can’t dance." To me that makes her more likeable.
　
-TM

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