Brian Williams at Notre Dame.

Brian Williams, whom I love possibly more than I love Anderson Cooper, is doing the commencement speech this year at Notre Dame. Those lucky damn ducks.

He will also recieve an honorary degree. I would give a...HAND to be there. I would cut my hair short like little orphan Annie to be there. Sad thing is, if I wasn't abroad, I probably could have stayed and shot it for The Observer or something.

Breath C, you're in Italy. You'll meet Brian Williams some other day, and become best friends. It's all good.
-CE