Glamour Knows Blake.

Legs and hair. That's all that girl is. And boobs too, but mostly legs and hair. No real personality, not an actually pretty face, not even any real acting talent. Just really long legs and insanely gorgeous hair.

Glad Glamour knew just how to play it. I mean, the girl doesn't show up to every red carpet event in a short dress for nothing. Golden hair flowing in the breeze.

Leonardo DiCaprio's type exactly- it's actually kind of weird. She's the smiling version of Bar Rafaeli.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Minnie Lea.

What the eff is up with her face? She looks like Minnie Mouse. Legitimately. They scrambled up her face and made a cartoon.

She's a pretty girl. This was not necessary. Anyways, here's what Minnie said:
On what’s going to happen to Rachel next season: “I think we’re going to see [what she’s like] with a boyfriend. She’s kind of inexperienced still, and I would like to see them together for a bit as a couple. I want to meet her dad—I really do. I think that they’re saving that, though.”

On which cast member she was surprised to be friends with: "Amber Riley. We’re both big personalities, and you definitely would think we’d bump heads. But she has taught me more about myself than anyone. She inspires me, she protects me, she makes me laugh, she tells me not to take myself so seriously. She’s my Mama Amber."
On being on different coasts than boyfriend Theo Stockman who’s currently in Broadway’s American Idiot: “I’m a relationship girl. I would rather be long-distance with him than not have a relationship at all.”
On her ideal romantic evening with Theo: “Scary movie, pizza, being at home, maybe having friends over and a great bottle of wine. I like it when a movie scares the s—t out of me. That, for me, is just the best.”

-CE

Photo courtesy of JJ.

The 3 Glamour Covers.

Zoe Saldana, Leighton Meester and Amanda Seyfried are all the cover girl's of this April's Glamour magazine.

I have to say- Amanda's pops the most. Definitely this cover is the best for me- except I still have a problem with the "pulling up your dress while also pulling it down" pose. So ugh.

Leighton just screams desperate to me, and you'll notice she is definitely the one pulling her dress up the most.

 While I like Zoe, she just seems a little awkward. Don't know what it is. I like her dress though, it's very Vera Wang Princess. 

“Most Stylish” Leighton on marriage: “If [marriage] was important to somebody I loved, maybe I’d think about it, but I don’t think that I’m the type. It’s not for me. I wouldn’t mind living together. [But] eventually I’ll have to get a separate house for my shoes!”
“Most Elegant” Zoe on her life: “I want to have more sex, travel more, drink more wine and love life… Don’t want to be any other woman but myself.”
“Most Down-to-Earth” Amanda on staying grounded: “There’s something empty about having your own VIP booth, and people staring at you, drinking and dancing—to get what?.. Maybe people [in Hollywood] wear really nice clothes, and they drive really nice cars—but that doesn’t make me comfortable. And if I’m not comfortable, it won’t be part of my life.”
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

Why is SJP Famous?

My family and I watched "The Family Stone" over Thanksgiving break. This is the conclusion we came to, and I must say, we disagree on A LOT (they're Republicans, enough said) but one conclusion we could come to is that Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly.

I know, it's mean, but there is something about her face that is just...off-putting. Nothing about her draws me in or makes me want to keep watching a movie. I watched "The Family Stone" for Rachel McAdams and Diane Keaton. I wanted to punch her off the screen every second she was on it. It infuriates me that it could have been such a better movie if someone else had been cast. She sucks the like-ability out of that movie.

I know there will be tons of "Sex in the City" fans who will totally disagree with me but...egh. Can't change my mind. Plus, she named on of her daughters Tabitha. Does she really have to make the witch jokes SO damn easy?
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Woman of the Year.

Michelle Obama. What a cool lady. Glamour magazine just voted her 'woman of the year' and I couldn't agree more. Is it weird that I was really excited to hear her dating advice? I mean, obviously she knows how to pick 'em. But anyways, here, enjoy:

On dating advice for women: “Cute’s good. But cute only lasts for so long, and then it’s, who are you as a person? Don’t look at the bankbook or the title. Look at the heart. Look at the soul…. When you’re dating a man, you should always feel good…. You shouldn’t be in a relationship with somebody who doesn’t make you completely happy and make you feel whole.”

On keeping her sanity: “I have always tried to put my kids first, and then…put myself a really close second, as opposed to fifth or seventh. One thing that I’ve learned from male role models is that they don’t hesitate to invest in themselves.”

On her personal role models: “My mom, for sure. My dad. The teachers. For me, role-modeling was immediate, it was touchable…children connect with who is in their lives, present and accounted for…That’s why we’re trying to encourage moms, teachers, fathers, to be that presence in their children’s lives, in their communities, because it really makes a difference.”

Love her! Great choice for Woman of the Year.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Normal ScarJo.

Not sure how I feel about ScarJo. Sometimes I don't like her, othertimes I'm not totally against her. It's completely not set in stone.

I like her at times like this when I remember how great she is about not starving herself. She's got a great normal body, for sure. I'm also sure she's not turning down people photoshopping her in this picture, but still, almost none of us would, lets be honest.
On body image: “There was this rumor mill cranking out stories that I had lost 14 pounds—I could never lose 14 pounds.… I hate seeing these ridiculous articles where [tabloids] guess someone’s weight.… I can’t look at somebody who is 6 feet tall and 120 pounds and say, I’m going to get that body. That’s just never going to happen. You have to work with what you’ve got.”

 Even though it's kind of copying She & Him (M.Ward and Zooey Deschanel's band) I really like that song by her and Pete Yorn. Not gonna lie- I sing it to myself. I remember reading somewhere when the project was still in the works that he "thought of it in a dream". Bullshit. Boy wants to be all M.Ward and shiz. Scarlett mentions it in the interview:
GLAMOUR: How’d he know you sing?
SJ: He didn’t!
GLAMOUR: He just thought you would be good?
SJ: He said he had some weird fever dream—and had this idea that we should do a duets album…. When I started singing along to the songs he was playing me, he said, “I’m really happy that you can sing!” [Laughs.]

-CE

Photos courtesy of Glamour.