It's like a disease in Hollywood. Everyone gets pregnant at the same time, like there was a memo or something. It happened last when it was Nicole Kidman, Nicole Richie, Ellen Pompeo, etc. Before that Kate Hudson started the baby fever.
At least the blogs have stopped getting desperate and talking about the Denise Richards Nikki Sixx break up. Who even remembered/cared they were dating?
Let's look at the evidence:
Natalie Portman. Victoria Beckham. Jane Krakowski. My beautiful Marion Cotillard. Owen Wilson (you know what I mean). Khloe Kardashian possibly to follow? Not sure if I believe that one. Although it would be VERY convenient given her new spin-off show is set to start filming soon.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.
Showing posts with label NATALIE PORTMAN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NATALIE PORTMAN. Show all posts
Monday, January 10, 2011
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Portman the Pothead.
Doesn't her face look weird here? Something about her eyes. Maybe it's just reached that point where it's a little TOO photoshopped, you know what I mean? Something just looks a little off.
I'm in love with that dress though- she wore something similar on the red carpet and I was dying over it. Here are some quotes from the article, turns out she's a pot head:
I'm in love with that dress though- she wore something similar on the red carpet and I was dying over it. Here are some quotes from the article, turns out she's a pot head:
On being a late bloomer while attending Harvard University: “OK, so I didn’t really go to high school parties and yeah, I didn’t touch pot till I was in my 20s. I didn’t get flat-out drunk until I went to college. But I think that’s a good thing in many ways.”
On her rumored romance with Sean Penn: “He’s obviously someone I’m friends with I mean, not ‘hey, wassup?’ friends, but we were all on the [Cannes 2008] jury together—Alfonso [CuarĂ³n] and Marjane [Satrapi]—and we had a really great time, and then…It was one of those things where you’re like, ‘Oh, my God! I’m that person who’s caught in this shitty rumor brigade.’ You can’t win. You don’t say anything and everyone’s like, ‘It’s true.’ You say something, and you’re keeping the story alive. It’s bad, bad news.”
Is it just me or does that last quote feel like kind of a name drop situation? Ok you're on the Cannes jury with Sean Penn, and you're tight. Real cool.
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.
Labels:
cover girls,
marie claire,
NATALIE PORTMAN
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Natalie Portman Channels Her Inner Rhianna.
Sorry, but no matter how many times Natalie Portman tries to convince us, I will never buy her as a bad ass. It's just not happening. I look at this and I see Natalie doing her best Rhianna impression, not her as BA.
The pictures are gorgeous, obviously, but...eh. Kind of unimpressive in a way too. Here's some snippets from the interview:
The pictures are gorgeous, obviously, but...eh. Kind of unimpressive in a way too. Here's some snippets from the interview:
On harsh criticism of her Star Wars work: “My acting was not exactly respected in those films [laughs] but those are the moments when you want to prove yourself again. When people think I suck, it helps.”
On how the internet affects her roles: “Online bulls— interferes with what I want to do artistically. I’m not opposed to sexuality or nudity in a film, but I’m very opposed to pornography sites and you’re pretty much giving them material if you do any of that.”
On striving to be her best: “To be successful, you need the desire to be successful. Ambition can be a dirty word, but it’s pretty much more important than anything.”
I like how she says BS, because she's BA. Uh huh.
-CE
Labels:
NATALIE PORTMAN,
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Thursday, September 17, 2009
Natalie Love/Hate.
Natalie Portman at the premiere of Love and Other Impossible Pursuits. I almost died when I saw this. How cute does she look? Impossibly. Trying to combine love/hate into one word. Not very successful.
Hove? 'Late' is already a word, so I can't use that. Frak. Lote...have, also already a word. Whatever. I love/hate her. You get the idea.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.
Hove? 'Late' is already a word, so I can't use that. Frak. Lote...have, also already a word. Whatever. I love/hate her. You get the idea.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Natty P Loves Hip Hop.
Ok, used to love Natalie Portman, who didn't? I saw this really heinous documentary thing she did about gorrillas for the Discovery Channel. There was this one speech where she said "like," a thousand times in 2 minutes. Pet peeve. Huge pet peeve. Serious, this girl graduated from Harvard. She can find a way around it.HOWEVER, this quote is making me change my mind a bit. This is a quote she gave when being interviewed by Jake Gyllanhaal for their new movie Brothers:
In my current state… I’m trying to think of a song that feels like sleepwalking. I don’t know. I’ve mostly been listening to dirty rap lately. That’s sort of my scene. Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance. Those are like my two favorite things, so combined it’s great.
This is exactly my feelings about really dirty rap. Loves it. Know Theo loves it too. Lets blame it on 15 (count them, fifteen) years of Catholic school. Kindergarden through right this very minute. I am so weird.
I’ve been listening to "Wait (The Whisper Song)" by the Ying Yang Twins a lot lately, where the lyrics are like, "Wait ’til you see my d**k" -- which is just amazing because it’s whispered. I listen to it like I’m a five-year-old, like, "Oh my God! I can’t believe he just said that!"
In honor of this I have given her a hip hop nickname. Natty P. Spread it like wildfire.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.
Labels:
hard core hip hop,
NATALIE PORTMAN,
natty p
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