Showing posts with label baby bumps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label baby bumps. Show all posts

Monday, March 19, 2012

Jessica and The Ball[er] in her Belly.

Disclaimer: Theo and I are Nick Lachey loyalists. We hold no sympathy for Jessica Simpson.

That being said, I can't believe I didn't think of this before, but isn't it really terrible to dye your hair when you're pregnant? I seem to remember something like that in Baby Mama.



Shame Jessica Simpson, we all know that platinum blonde doesn't naturally spring from your head.

Onto more important issues, an explanation has arisen about her gargantuan size. She has denied that she is carrying twins (and in fact, will give birth to a baby girl, reportedly to be named Maxwell after fiancĂ©e Eric Johnson's grandmother) but has released that her doctor estimates the baby to be 10 lbs.

Jessica Simpson of course, had something annoying to say about it when she spoke with Elle. 


 "[The baby] is in the 90th percentile of weight right now, so she's a big un. She's going to be a very big baby, but I guess that's what I get for letting a baller knock me up."

A BALLER. Really Jessica? A baller. First of all, when people say that, they are usually speaking about footballers, as in soccer. Or someone who has a lot of money. Eric Johnson is neither. He also wasn't a very good "baller" so...not exactly a bragging point.

This is worse than the time she tweeted about "her Yalie." And I don't even want to get into the implications of wearing a snakeskin dress to your baby shower.

Photo courtesy of Yahoo. 

Monday, June 13, 2011

The Baby Game.

Here's a pic Tia Mowry preggers! She and husband Cory Hardict are expecting a baby boy. Love that we are soon going to see all the babies from the Hollywood pregnancy pact of...well, 9 months ago.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Hollywood's Pregnancy Pact.

So now, what...basically everyone is pregnant? Alicia Silverstone, Selma Blair, Devon Aoki (heiress to the Benihana fortune, also successful model), Laila Ali, Jewel. My girl from "The Game" Tia Mowry.

At this point I wouldn't be suprised if Betty White was preggers.

Theo thinks Hollywood is seeing the effects of some sort of mass pregnancy pact- it's the best theory we have so far. "Coincidence" really isn't working for me anymore.
-CE
Photo courtesy of US weekly.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Why Is Everyone Gettin' Pregnant?

It's like a disease in Hollywood. Everyone gets pregnant at the same time, like there was a memo or something. It happened last when it was Nicole Kidman, Nicole Richie, Ellen Pompeo, etc. Before that Kate Hudson started the baby fever.

At least the blogs have stopped getting desperate and talking about the Denise Richards Nikki Sixx break up. Who even remembered/cared they were dating?

Let's look at the evidence:

Natalie Portman. Victoria Beckham. Jane Krakowski. My beautiful Marion Cotillard. Owen Wilson (you know what I mean). Khloe Kardashian possibly to follow? Not sure if I believe that one. Although it would be VERY convenient given her new spin-off show is set to start filming soon.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Funny People.

Two of my favorite people in the world! Aziz Ansari and Amy Poehler, who is showing off her baby bump! So excited about that. A new hilarious baby in the world.

Aziz Ansari...so funny. Love that he's from the south. Me too!
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

More Baby News!


So much baby news lately! People.com is reporting that Amy Adams is expecting her first child with fiancee Darren Lagello. The two have been together for seven years and met in 2001 in an acting class.

Congrazioni!
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Not Normal.


Ok, Heidi Klum (soon to be Samuel)'s bump is not normal. It just is NOT normal. It is so...fake looking right? I mean, even little Henry is like, what the fug is goin' on here? Seriously, look at his face. NOT normal.

Ew. Not happening. Sorry, NOPE.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.