Kim and Kris' Engagement Party

Kim Kardashian's engagement party. How long are we predicting this marriage will last?

a) Why is Mason Disick so tan? They are tanning that baby.
b) Ponies. Really.
c) Poor Kylie Jennar. She's trying so hard to keep up with her sisters, and now Kendall is a model, etc...hence, that horrible sky high hair braid. Tragic.
d) That cake is a four year old girls' birthday cake.
-CE
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Why Is Everyone Gettin' Pregnant?

It's like a disease in Hollywood. Everyone gets pregnant at the same time, like there was a memo or something. It happened last when it was Nicole Kidman, Nicole Richie, Ellen Pompeo, etc. Before that Kate Hudson started the baby fever.

At least the blogs have stopped getting desperate and talking about the Denise Richards Nikki Sixx break up. Who even remembered/cared they were dating?

Let's look at the evidence:

Natalie Portman. Victoria Beckham. Jane Krakowski. My beautiful Marion Cotillard. Owen Wilson (you know what I mean). Khloe Kardashian possibly to follow? Not sure if I believe that one. Although it would be VERY convenient given her new spin-off show is set to start filming soon.
-CE
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Again, Really?

Khloe and Kim Kardashian attended last night's NBA Finals game seven between the Lakers and Celtics in LA. This is THE biggest game of the year. Like, there isn't a next week or game or practice after this one. The winners of this one are the best in the world. But again, Khloe and Kim can't be bothered to support their team. Even Mom Kris has a Laker jersey on. I get it - lots of celebs are there and you want to look your best but at least look like you want to be there. Goddammit, Khloe's married to a Laker- I'm sure she could get insane discounts if she needed them. Stop dressing to impress girls and dress to support.
-TM

Actually Theo, if you'll notice, they are both wearing black, and tan (see Khloe's shoes), a color that is nearly yellow, a Lakers color. I think this is as close as they will ever get. 

This stupid shiz starts early- none of the players wives/girlfriends ever wear team shirts or whatever. Even the girlfriend's I see courtside at ND basketball games are in like, black dresses. It's like the official "Wives" uniform. 

Barf.
-CE 
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I Agree Grandma.

UGH. This is part of the reasons why I hate the Kardashians. Love to hate I guess would be the better way to put it. Khloe Kardashian met Barack Obama during the L.A. Lakers visit to celebrate their 2009 Championship.

Why does Khloe Kardashian get to meet Barack Obama? It irks me so much that not cool people get to do really cool things.

I need to marry a championship winning athlete. Or become one. I'll do something. Wait until my grandma hears about this one- she thinks "those girls are just so...trashy!".
-CE
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Kardashians Be Acting Crazy. Again.

I have asked myself this many a time, but what's one more: what the hell is wrong with Khloe Kardashian?

This is a sneak peek of an upcoming episode that US Weekly posted. 

I mean, I really don't care one way or the other about any of them, and I never liked that Scott guy, but even I was getting nervous with the way she was man (because she is a man) handling Kourtney. I mean, girl is pregnant and said she was tired. Back off.

Then when her fiancee came to help her, as a good fiancee should, Khloe slaps him? Plus I'm pretty sure she's a little tipsy. I hate these people, and I really need to make sure my grandmother stops watching this show, it's a bad influence.
-CE

Reality TV Star Much?

Dear Khloe Kardashian,

You're a freaking reality television star! Get over yourself.

Bitch,
Theo Marshall
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Dashing Shoes.

I'm not one for shoes, but I am dying over Kim's. SO tres cute non? Really cool.

Hate Khloe's, but that's par for the course.
-CE
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I Don't Hate It.

I'm on a Kardashian Kick and I love ranting about tattoos. Because, if I can do anything - I can find a fault. And, sista, I tell it like it is. Sorry, I thought Courters might enjoy that. But, here it is, a tat I can get behind.

This is a tattoo on Khloe Kardashian's wrist. The words, 'I love you,' in her late father;s handwriting. I love it. I think it's simple and classy. This is something I could handle and maybe do.Don't get you knickers in a knot - I'm not going to get tat tat tatted up, but I really do love this.
-TM

I'm not loving it.

I usually love Khloe Kardashian's clothes. For the most part, I think she dresses herself really well, aware that she isn't a petite girl and usually fashion forward. But, this gown... not so much.

Don't get me wrong. It's a lovely Vera Wang, but she could have done better. It looks like a bridesmaid's gown... with a train. Boring- the worst word to describe a wedding gown. And, I really hope she did something different with her hair. It's just awful, like really crappy.

Lamar Odom looks like the feature in GQ, she looks like a night after prom. Rough.
-TM

I like the gown- love the blue ribbon, but I have to agree about the hair. It's walk of shame hair, not wedding day hair. 
-CE 



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Ambivalent Interest.

My roommate Katie, who is from Hermosa Beach, CA once again almost strangled me when I told her about this. I really can't win. But after she jumped on the couch screaming, "What? Are you SERIOUS? NO. no. NO!" her more calm reaction was, "Maybe I'll get to see Khloe now. Lamar has a house down the street from me." Apparently he has a van outside of his house with his face on it. Like, him dunking or whatever called the "Odom-mobile". That's a catch. Anyways, herreaction sums up the place of the Kardashians in our society. Intense fascination quickly followed by ambivalent interest.

I am trying to decided what I think about this. I really do feel bad for Khloe Kardashian, she's kind of a hot mess most of the time. But...seriously, they've been dating for two weeks, getting married on Sunday? Apparently Lamar Odom wants to tie the knot before the Lakers season starts. Um, ok. That's dumb. Let's be honest- it's good publicity for the both of them. Khloe wants to do the damn thing while her lame reality show is still on the air.

More likely she wants the kind of attention Kourtney is getting these days. I give it a year if it's true. Ryan Seacrest played dumb this morning on his radio show, and as a producer of both shows, wouldn't he know?

Hmm. Although, they did say that they were getting married at the house of a family friend...perhaps it's Seacrest so they can film it for the show? We shall see. Love the suspense, at least.
-CE
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Umm... Hold on

Slightly confused.

Why is Kim signing Khloe's PETA picture - naked PETA picture?

I cannot understand sisterly love - since I don't have a sister, but I have friends that I love. With that said, I have no intention of signing their nudie pics.

But, I'm glad she's back to dark hair. Much better look. I think people look best with their natural hair color and without tanning too much. Maybe, it's just my opinion as a black girl, but people that are too tan make me want to throw up. Really, I'm not kidding. It looks disgusting- and unnatural.

-TM

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Little Sister Syndrome.

Ugh. Are we serious? How many children do these people have? It's the Brady Bunch on...slut juice. I almost said crack, but that doesn't seem to work. All these people are taking slut juice.

Now they've started the little ones. Trust- they will be ten times worse, and 100 times less famous. It's little sister syndrome. They feel like they have to catch up to their much older sisters. And brother- Brody Jenner is on slut juice too.

Ugh, look at the tall gawky one. She really wants the fame, you can tell by the open legged pose. At least the one in the brown jacket is wearing shoes I feel like I could get at Payless. I don't know why that makes me feel better, but it does.

My grandmother started watching this show and it is so funny to listen to her talk about it- honestly, I've become so inundated with reality show insanity I don't notice how unlovable they really are. Maybe the southern attitude is finally catching up to me, but there is something to be said for civility. These people are like a banshee/vampire bad hybrid.

Grandma's right. I just don't understand these girls, and it looks like we'll be seeing spin-offs from this family for a while.
-CE