Blogs Who Smoke Crack.

Zimbio had this story, ok totally fine...I mean, not sure any celebs out there are deliberately trying to hide their hotness, but whatever. Here's my half empty with this though:

Mischa Barton? REALLY. John Mayer? REALLY. Brad Pitt? Jimmy Hoffa couldn't hide that hotness.

Mischa Barton is mentally unstable, possiprobably on drugs, and John Mayer is an ass who thinks that his facial hair/pasty combination makes him hotter, if anything.

Fail Zimbio. 
-CE

Really Jesse James? Really.

Can't Cleveland catch a break?

Back off Jesse James. The good people of Cleveland don't deserve this.
-CE
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Retired at 24.

Amanda Bynes has quit acting.

I bet that lasts for about...four years. Maybe five. But the part of me (and it's a big part) that is so upset at the possibility of the next "She's the Man" not getting made.

The thing that bothers me- she TWEETED IT. Really?! You quit the job that you have had practically since birth, and you TWEET it. Really.
-CE
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Really Hallmark? Really.

Asshat.
-CE

Really BBC? REALLY.

Lindsay Lohan traveled to India recently to take part in a BBC documentary about child trafficking. And...yes. It's as dumb as it sounds.

No one is going to take Lindsay Lohan, in her bug-eyed designer sunglasses and strung out hair seriously. She also says the word "traffic-ers" a lot, I suspect because she doesn't know what she's talking about.

This leads to the latest edition of REALLY with Courtney and Theo. Really BBC? Lindsay Lohan was the person who came to your mind when you though of child trafficking? Were Paris and Nicole busy? REALLY.
-CE

No Words

I really don't even know what to say. I guess it's a good week for Kim Zolciak. First, an engagement to Bip Poppa (a married man). Now, Tardy for the Party is on iTunes.



-TM

Totally Normal

You all know about NeNe (what, you don't know about, NeNe?!), but here she is with Gretchen Rossi of Real Housewives of The Orange County. Um, what? This isn't an episode of CSI.

We can't be crossing over and stuff. It's just too weird. How did these two meet up? NeNe should know by now to stay away from crazy gold digging white girls (aka KIM). Kim says, "No, I'm not ashamed to be dating a married man." That's in Thursday's episode.

I think that quote calls for a REALLY?! with Courtney and Theo. You aren't at all ashamed of being a mistress and a whore, because we know you're doing it for money.

Back to the pictures, while NeNe is weird. Gretchen's boyfriends should look familiar to us die hard Housewives fans.

Yup, that's Slade Smiley, who dated that girl, Jo De La Rosa, that wanted to sing. It's all too hard to keep up with.

Anyways, can you guys see Gregg? He's over those two, probably disgusted by their fake love. Gregg is the Joe Giudice (New Jersey) of Atlanta, the voice of sanity.

-TM

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Forget Something?

Um, here is Lady Gaga. Proving that famous people lie when they claim to put one pantleg on at time like the rest of us. Just because you're famous doesn't mean you cannot wear pants!! I don't care what else is going on in this picture.

No one is too cool for pans

-TM

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The Essence of Creep.

So is this right up there with the world's biggest ball of twine? This is what Utah has to offer the world. Well, that and polygamy. Right now I'm not sure which one is worse. This is possibly the creepiest thing I have almost ever seen.

REALLY Utah? Really. A Twilight...crop circle. REALLY.
-CE
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Really Ashlee Simpson-Wentz? Really.

A satin short-suit/corset. What the fug. Also, she is turning into a bit of a lollipop head.

As our friend NeNe would say, she needs to go eat a sandwich.

This has been REALLY? With Courtney and Theo.
-CE

The outfit below on Katie is actually much worse. With the right carpet, a better actress and a less gaudy necklace this could work. Rompers are in.

-TM

Really Kellan Lutz?! Really.

He's done it again. Once again charging through the streets of Vancouver doing...? I have no idea what he thinks he's doing exactly. Obviously the Twilight movies are not his dream job. This kid legitimately wants to be Steven Segal.

Dude...we can see your package.

This has been your latest edition of REALLY?! With Courtney and Theo.
-CE
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REALLY Vanessa Hudgens? Really.

Ever wonder what Baby V's favorite hobby is?

"Photography. I think it's a lot of fun...savoring the moment. I get to go to all these beautiful places, so it's nice to be able to take pictures of it."

Really. Photography? Really? If she was intelligent enough to have a sense of humor, I would think she was joking. After all the naked cell phone pictures... THAT is the hobby she comes up with?

She should have been honest and said sexting.

This has been a blog of REALLY?! with Courtney and Theo.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.