Blogs Who Smoke Crack.

Zimbio had this story, ok totally fine...I mean, not sure any celebs out there are deliberately trying to hide their hotness, but whatever. Here's my half empty with this though:

Mischa Barton? REALLY. John Mayer? REALLY. Brad Pitt? Jimmy Hoffa couldn't hide that hotness.

Mischa Barton is mentally unstable, possiprobably on drugs, and John Mayer is an ass who thinks that his facial hair/pasty combination makes him hotter, if anything.

Fail Zimbio. 
-CE

Brad Pitt: The Early Years.

Brad Pitt. Has never really done it for me, but my jaw totally dropped when I saw this. Brad on "21 Jump Street", which, thanks to my epic journey through the series, I was able to spot. Totally unexpected.

That's right- Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt. Together. Brad's hair is...well, classically '80s. Just check out the clip I made below. If you want to watch the whole thing, it's worth it. Trust, Jump Street is not the type of show you have to watch in order.
-CE

Patchwork Family.

Everyone dressed up for Halloween yesterday in the Pitt family. Brad was DJ Lance Rock from the kid's favorite show, "Yo Gabba Gabba", which I happen to know is also a personal favorite of Theo's, and Angelina was a...dead person I think.

As for the kids, Maddox was a dead soldier (odd, yes), Zahara was Batgirl and Shiloh was a jet-fighter.

I guess the twins are a little young, but where is Pax? No Halloween for Pax?
-CE
Photos courtesy of Radar. 

Inglorious Masters.

Brad Pitt is going to be taking on the role of Sherlock Holmes' nemesis Moriarty in the film after executives demanded the characters reinstatement after he had originally been written out.

I know what you're thinking- that the movie wrapped a long time ago, and it did, Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law finished their scenes months ago.

The new character will take ten extra days of filming that will take place across London with luxury hotel Cliveden House to be used as the main base for Brad’s character.

A "source" adds: "There will be scenes shot at Royal Victoria Dock, Pontoon Docks, Pinewood and Chatham Docks in Kent. And they will be using clips around the city to set the scene."

I kind of don't want Brad Pitt to be in this movie, but I did like the other movie he and Guy Richie did together- Snatch. So maybe it will still keep it's quirky edge. Unfortunately this means that the movie's release date has been pushed back to December. Boo.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

It's Brangelina's World, and We're Just Living In It.

I ran across at least 3 blogs today that are covering the "Brad Pitt for Mayor" story. Yeah, we covered it here first. No BFD though.

Just kidding. Perez can suck it, we're cooler.

Haha but seriously, on the Today show...today, Anne Curry told him about the couple that is campaigning for him to be mayor and made this comment:
“Yeah, I’m running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform."

This begs the question that so many have jokingly proposed before: what would the world be like if Brangelina ran things?
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

Brad Pitt For Mayor.

Brad Pitt has made quite an impression in New Orleans. Siblings Josh, Gabriel and Elizabeth Harvey have started a grass roots campaign to get Angelina's partner elected mayor of New Orleans.

The shirt sells exclusively in their downtown store "Storyville"for $20, and they donate 2 of those dollars to his Make It Right foundation.

Brad Pitt's face on a shirt...would I wear it? No. I promised myself I would never be one of those "Team L.C." shirt wearers. "Ashton Kutcher is my homeboy". Ew. No celebrities will be gracing the enormous advertising space that is my chest.

-CE