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Zimbio had this story, ok totally fine...I mean, not sure any celebs out there are deliberately trying to hide their hotness, but whatever. Here's my half empty with this though:

Mischa Barton? REALLY. John Mayer? REALLY. Brad Pitt? Jimmy Hoffa couldn't hide that hotness.

Mischa Barton is mentally unstable, possiprobably on drugs, and John Mayer is an ass who thinks that his facial hair/pasty combination makes him hotter, if anything.

Fail Zimbio. 
-CE

Driving While Mischa Barton.

What's wrong with this picture?

Hint: Someone as messed as Mischa Barton should not be multi-tasking. Or operating heavy machinery.
-CE
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The Little Miss/Grandma Shopper.

My Lord I have not seen anything this depressing in...well, since the last time Mischa Barton stepped out of the house.

Why does she insist on looking like a cocaine addict who stumbled into a store that only sells things for little girls and grandma's? Then there are the eyes. She needs to put those shades down before I get really freaked out.

Conspiracy theory: On drugs, or alien infiltrating our society (unsuccessfully)?
-CE
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It Could Be Worse

Right now, I'm sitting in a room with a girl that is coughing too loud, too often. But, I found these pictures of Mischa Barton and realized my life could be worse, much worse. I could have been someone that walked past Mischa on the streets. Did you think I was going to say I could be Mischa? I wouldn't wish that on my worst whore bag frienemy. Poor girl, she needs to fug herself and die.

-TM
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Blast From the Past

I could have sworn I'd posted this picture before, but I couldn't find it on the site. Last night/today, both Mischa and Lindsay hit new lows (literally for Lohan). The thing about these two is that they once had super promising careers. Gosh, they were so freaking cute.

Leaving a house party last night, Lohan took a tumble... into the bushes. Oh dear, I just don't know what to say about her. When was the last times she worked? SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE STRIPPER IN THE HANGOVER. Sorry, she thought that role was beneath her. HA!

And, here's Mischa Barton. I don't even know what to say about this one. Remember when she was supposed to be on Georgina Sparks on Gossip Girl? Look what that did for Michelle Trachtenburg's career! She's on NBC now, and will be return to GG for the third or fourth time. Sucks to be Mischa.

I also want to say how great it is that Nicole Ritchie has turned her life around. Remember when she hung with that crew?

-TM
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Second Career for Mischa.

Lets be honest. At first, I didn't know that this was for a role. This could totally be Mischa Barton on a normal day walking around L.A.

That being said, I think we know what she's supposed to be playing. Mischa will be guest starring on "Law and Order: SVU" as- you guessed it- a so called "street worker" named Gladys (really?). The episode will air on March 3, and her character will have a mysterious connection to Detective Benson, played by Mariska Hargitay.
-CE

I really thought this was just for a walk around the park. The only thing that confused me was the lollipop. But, if that's what the kids are into these days. Remember when Mischa was supposed to be on Gossip Girl? Man, her and Lohan, one and the same.
-TM
 
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Yo Ho Yo Ho...

"The Beautiful Life" was recently cancelled. Mischa Barton has apparently taken this as a cue to start dressing like a pirate. Arrg.

Also, I hope that she and that guy are trying to hail a cab together, because otherwise she is in serious violation of cab etiquette. You know it's her too. She would totally step in front of this guy and try to steal his cab. You see the look on her face, she knows it. And he looks kind of pissed, so yeah. I would knock that stupid Snapple out of her hand if she did that to me. It's probably full of brandy anyways.

I mean, she'd have to be drunk to walk out onto the street like that.

Oh, and what is cab etiquette you might be wondering? Check out below to have dear Andy explain it to you. Go to 2:10 for the relevant part. 
-CE

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Life is not so Beautiful

The Beautiful Life: TBL is over. I watched half of its season, which comes out to be one episode. It was painful. That's really the best way to sum it up. The guys were too ripped. The girls were too short and, sadly, not thin enough. It was just not something I cared about despite my love of fashion mags. That black in the corner was maybe 5'7". Maybe. Glad, it's over. Bring back VMARS.
-TM

Isn't that whats-his-face from High School Musical? Um...Corbin Bleu. 
-CE

I just looked it up. And, it is Corbin Bleu or Corbin Bleu is one of them... I don't know who that is though.
-TM 

Alright, we'll I will settle it, it is Corbin Bleu. Hmm. That's weird, he is not that pretty.  
-CE

He played the child star left behind that hooked up with a cougar model exec. But, I think he wanted to be a DJ. That's what I got from the first episode.
-TM 

Oh, ok that makes total sense. I can see him being that. I feel like this show is more a discussion than it is an actual show. Like right now for instance.
-CE 
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It's Not that Bad

Remember when Mischa Barton went crazy a few weeks ago? Checked herself into a mental facility, before the start of press tours for The Beautiful Life : TBL? She was removed from her home on an involuntary psychiatric hold.

I'm not going to make a joke about this, because good for her for going to get help for herself. I imagine her life can be difficult - every now and then... on occasion.

Anyways, Mischa went on The View claiming she basically went crazy because her wisdom teeth were removed (here's the link). Um... Okay, Mischa. I thought I was in pain - more so extreme discomfort. But, Court can vouch, I wasn't on my way to the hospital. A week later, I was weening myself off my meds and despite trouble sleeping, perfectly fine!

If you don't want to talk about being the the psych ward, don't. But, we can all smell the BS in this story. I know people that have had shattered tooth roots in their gum and never had to be checked into the psych ward.
-TM

All I will say is that Theo is addicted to the happy pills they gave her after she got her wisdom teeth out. She is however, functioning well and not Mischa Barton crazy. So, using her as an example, addiction does not necessarily make you crazy. In fact, it made Theo so much fun! There is a lesson in there somewhere. Become addicted responsibly- like me with Diet Coke.

-CE 

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AHAHAHA

I couldn't think of a better title because watching this video, all I could do was laugh. Usually, stupid things like this wouldn't be worthy of my time except for the fact that I channeled this moment walking to my dorm room.

Of course, no one was there, which means my laughter was unheard and my fall was unseen.

I laugh when I fall, because I'm clumsy it happens quite often so I just roll with it... and hope not to break my face.

So, this is Mischa Barton falling. She's had a rough few weeks, and now this which confirms the fact that she's human- unlike what she tries to portray.



i'm also adding scarlett takes a tumble to stick with the falling theme.



i'll say it for you. wtf is she doing on the table. i'm not as big as her and i don't go standing on table. she deserved it.

-TM