Keeping Up With the Joneses.

David Duchovny is trying to get out of his creepy sex addicted scandal of a few years ago. This is definitely the ticket. I kind of see this movie as being a hit. It's so...futuristic consumerist conspiracy theory, but with beautiful people...American audiences are going to eat it up.

In fact, maybe this movie IS "The Joneses". After people see this movie, they'll start buying the things in it, creating a ripple effect in the economy. Oh my. It's like the "Josie and the Pussycats" movie all over again.

Anyways, I'm totally curious to go see it. Plus it has that gorgeous Ben Hollingsworth, whose name sounds like a song. Love him. 

IMPORTANT: around minute 1:39, you will see a cameo by Kim Zolciak from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta". Will the fame from that show never cease?

-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

You've Got to be Kidding Me

Rumer Willis (#4). Rumer Rumer Rumer Willis. Who do you think you are? Well, let me tell you- you are a product of three famous parents.

This is what the least attractive Willis said,

"If you're talented you'll get work. If you suck then you won't. In the end, talent is all that matters because you could go and get an audition, but if you go in there and you suck you're not going to get a job."

These are true statements. But Rumer, your mother is Demi Moore. DEMI FREAKING MOORE. And I promised you, without your mother... or even, your famous father... and step father - no one would know who you are! Trust me on this. NO ONE!

I hate people that truly believe they did it alone. She's not Johnny Depp. She lacks sex appeal, talent and well... looks. So far, she's played the ugly girl that gets a makeover to look normal.

HATE YOU.

Fyi: her younger sister is going to Brown. Don't hear her saying she did it alone.

-TM

Most Annoying Couple Ever.

First of all, nothing annoys me more than Twitter, and Ashton Kutcher is guilty of perpetuating it just as much as he did those stupid trucker hats. What a wonderful three years of our lives those were.

Twitter takes fame whoring to a whole new level. Why are paparazzi even required these days, with twitter and twitter pic?

Let me tell you, if you had a near death experience, however mild, if the first thing you do is reach for your phone so that you can twitter about it...you're life is pathetic, and you probably should take that near death experience as a warning, to become less pathetic.

This is what Mr. and Mrs. Kutcher do presumably while still on the runway after their engine overheated and they had to make an emergency landing on a New York to Las Vegas flight:Yeah, let's make light of the situation. Huge joke. I'm sure Ashton was doing some super annoying cowboy yell when the plane was getting bumpy. Like,
"Yee-haw let's do that again! PS everybody, I use humor as a defense mechanism! I'm really scared shitless! I realize now that my life has meant absolutely nothing to the world, but I will forget this, should we land safely."

I assume it went something like that. Here's what the Mrs.'s had to say: If you had to make a legit emergency landing, would you still chill on the plane and take off again? Me, probably almost definitely not. I guess you would think the odds of something else happening are pretty slim, but still.

Anyways, like I said- Most Annoying Couple Ever.
-CE