I'm Talented!

Soooo...this made me laugh a lot. Don't do drugs kids.
-CE

Real Art Wears Pants.

Someone has seen The Devil Wears Prada one too many times. I believe Meryl Streep makes this same speech when Andrea says she doesn't care about fashion. Except she says it much, much better.

"Music inspires me," she says of her clothing choices. "Fashion means everything. I mean, it's art. Art means everything to me, so fashion's another side of it. It's expression, it's music, it's a way of showing and really being who you are in your own way that no one can take away from you."

When she's in rehab, I will go back to this picture. Because she is showing that she is a drug addict. See, Amanda Seyfried, if she became a drug addict, I would be surprised. Taylor Momsen? I'm taking bets on when she goes. My bet is six months.

Last thoughts: If fashion is art, how many of you would want to hang this up on your wall? Have those buggy little raccoon eyes staring out at you? I thought so.

-CE
Photo courtesy of Obsessed.

They Shoot Idiots, Don't They?

 Megan Fox is an idiot. News flash.

"My temper is ridiculously bad. I've had to say to Brian, 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something, please leave.’ I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure."

Yeah, ok. You're cool.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

A Love Letter to Megan Fox. NOT!

I know, I know, this is like an opus, but trust. It is worth the read.
-CE

“This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.
“Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.
“Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina ‘ second thought ‘ she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelina is a professional.
“We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
“We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often s–ty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
“Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such ‘ the grump of the set?
“When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
“So when the three of us caught wind of Ms. Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to ‘working with Hitler‘. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.
“Say what you want about Michael ‘ yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason ‘ he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.
“He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.
“Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!
“And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.
“Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!
“Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them ’she is not nice.’
“The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is f—ing forcing us to go to the f—ing pyramids!” I guess this is the ‘Hitler guy’ she is referring to.
So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly b—-. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.”
“But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy! -Loyal Transformers Crew

Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Are you on crack?

Probably- safer to say drunk though.

"There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me." -David Hasselhoff.

How are people like him on television?

We should punch him in the kidney next time he opens his mouth.
-TM

Why the kidney...?
-CE

Photo courtesy of Wenn Blog.

Sucka Punch!

Maybe, Boise State players said something about Oregon's jersey. Probably not though.

Whatever the reason, something set LaGarrette (wtf?) Blount off enough to sucker punch Boise St.'s Byron Hout square in the chin. Blount sent Hout to the ground. Like, he was out.

Blount THEN went hit his own player and almost jumped into the stands.



In my opinion, he should be kicked off the team! I totally agree. Violence should not be should not be tolerated. If he goes with a slap on the wrist, this behavior is being not only ignored, but encouraged.

He's an idiot - hopefully, he'll go undrafted. Stuff like this goes on your permanent record - yeah, I went there.

I love the passion in college sports - that's why is better than pro's (except maybe hockey), but this is not cool... sends the wrong message to everyone involved.

Geez, why did he have to be black?

I don't want to forget that he has since apologized and promised not to punch anyone after a football game again. That's comforting.

That duck looks pissed too.
-TM

Ah, Not So Much.

"I feel like an older Cameron Diaz."
– The Real Housewives of New York City's Ramona Singer, recalling her reaction to her new shorter hair to PEOPLE.
-CE

why?
-TM

I guess being blonde is enough for her.
-CE
Photo courtesy of People.

UPDATE: Love That Anderson Hates Heidi.

UPDATE: Love That Anderson Hates Heidi.

Straight from the whore's mouth.


"Oh my God, I love it. I am so incredibly flattered that he's talking about the first performance I've ever done, that he's talking about me, that he knows who I am. Who gets on CNN? Britney when she shaved her head, gets on CNN. That's all that matters: Heidi, CNN, Anderson Cooper. Done."

UGH. UGH. UGH. I hate it, because she's right. People like this just need to be ignored. Heidi is the ultimate at spinning - the right of turning bad news into good publicity.

Bottom line: Heidi was on CNN. That was painful to type.
-TM

Yeah, honestly, what was Anderson thinking?! Still love him much. So much.
-CE

You've Got to be Kidding Me

Rumer Willis (#4). Rumer Rumer Rumer Willis. Who do you think you are? Well, let me tell you- you are a product of three famous parents.

This is what the least attractive Willis said,

"If you're talented you'll get work. If you suck then you won't. In the end, talent is all that matters because you could go and get an audition, but if you go in there and you suck you're not going to get a job."

These are true statements. But Rumer, your mother is Demi Moore. DEMI FREAKING MOORE. And I promised you, without your mother... or even, your famous father... and step father - no one would know who you are! Trust me on this. NO ONE!

I hate people that truly believe they did it alone. She's not Johnny Depp. She lacks sex appeal, talent and well... looks. So far, she's played the ugly girl that gets a makeover to look normal.

HATE YOU.

Fyi: her younger sister is going to Brown. Don't hear her saying she did it alone.

-TM

Twitter Twats.

Daisy-Mae Dolittle met with her boyfriend John Boy to have a fight about their relationship after lunch at a studio.

You may have heard about their breakup. Why might you have heard about it? Because they insist on sharing every detail with the rest of the world.
He said: People mistake stupidity for bravery way too easily.
She said: Yeah. I love when people mistake bravery with writing a few stupid tweets trying to make it seem like they don't care. You're afraid to love.
WHAT? I am so traumatized for this girl. I would rather she realize she's making an ass of herself, like the Kardashians. Oh Lord, I don't want to see what's in this girl's future. Probably something akin to the Britney Spears/K Fed romance. Oh the horrible, horrible cycle of life.
Something tells me her stripper dance at the Teen Choice awards was less for the masses and more to make him unafraid to love. Barf- if you listen to them, their love is the new Princess Bride. Instead of "As you wish," it's "Just be real!" Because guys with ponytails who dress in the exact same outfit as their ex-girlfriends are the picture of truth. You know what I mean.

She probably doesn't even know what The Princess Bride is. I should have said The Notebook. Oh, wait- I forgot, she's a Radiohead "fan". She's cool.

Him: Just recorded a demo. Now I'm sitting on the couch wondering why we as humans try to pretend everything's OK when it isn't. Just be real.

Her: Everything IS ok. Honestly. I can't change you're mind and your heart no longer belongs to me. Maybe YOU'RE the one pretending you're fine

"We as humans"? What else would we be, monkeys? Birds? We as...God-awful singers? Sigh. Cheer up emo kid- no one cares. That real enough for you?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.