Keeping Up With the Joneses.

David Duchovny is trying to get out of his creepy sex addicted scandal of a few years ago. This is definitely the ticket. I kind of see this movie as being a hit. It's so...futuristic consumerist conspiracy theory, but with beautiful people...American audiences are going to eat it up.

In fact, maybe this movie IS "The Joneses". After people see this movie, they'll start buying the things in it, creating a ripple effect in the economy. Oh my. It's like the "Josie and the Pussycats" movie all over again.

Anyways, I'm totally curious to go see it. Plus it has that gorgeous Ben Hollingsworth, whose name sounds like a song. Love him. 

IMPORTANT: around minute 1:39, you will see a cameo by Kim Zolciak from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta". Will the fame from that show never cease?

-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

No Encores, Please

Kim Zolciak's first performance of Tardy for the Party. It's awful. God awful. Like, remember Britney's comeback - worse than that. Like, what the hell? Can't we practice lip syncing... a little bit? The best part is the rest of the housewives trying to stay neutral. Lisa can't even try. I got a detention once in fifth grade for laughing at Assumption's horrible band, I'd be done if I was Andy.
-TM

No Words

I really don't even know what to say. I guess it's a good week for Kim Zolciak. First, an engagement to Bip Poppa (a married man). Now, Tardy for the Party is on iTunes.



-TM

Look Away

Okay, faint of heart should really look away, because this is our obscene. Truly.


Trust. The picture is less gross the smaller I make it.

Perez summed up the only question we can think of after seeing this;

"What does her getting naked have to do with gay rights????"

Her - the naked one- being Kim Zolciak of Housewives of Atlanta. Clearly, she's the trashiest of all of the housewives ever. Hell, Danielle (crazy as she was) might not be as TRASHY. Psychotic - yes. Trashy - no... well, -maybe.

That's a tough call. But, the NO H8 campaign people should not be proud of these pictures. She's a no one. Hell, this isn't even NeNe and we know she doesn't mind having her goodies in your face.
God, help us. Kim has a cross on this picture... We all know how holy she is.
-TM

Ahh...OUCH. That's all I can really say about this without throwing up.
-CE