Haute Emma.

Emma Watson is so freaking cool. I mean, she's been doing this haute stuff since...birth. I think.

Even Emma feels some insecurities though. God, when I just typed that I felt like a Seventeen article. Jesus. Anyways.

I keep all of that really bottled up somewhere and I feel unleashing it would be the scariest thing – and to let myself be powerful, sexy, all those things, it’s scary for me. [Even playing the bad girl in this shoot] felt a bit uncomfortable and awkward, it didn’t come naturally at all.

-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

Chelsea and Abigail Get Bazaar.

In April 2010's issue of Harper's Bazaar Abigail Breslin poses as the “Hollywood brat,” while Chelsea Handler stars as her overwhelmed “publicist.” Here’s what Chelsea shared:

On Hollywood publicists: “Sometimes the publicists are worse than the star. They really are delusional. That’s why when I hired a publicist, I was like, I never want the type who is going to be such a pain in the ass and treats people terribly.”

On her dad, who she exploits in her latest book “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang”: “[My father] likes to have any attention, whether it’s negative or positive. He is pretty much under the correct impression that he has no say in anything I do and that my childhood was humiliating enough. So it’s payback time. If he tried to sue me, he’d have to borrow money from me to sue me.”

On working out: “[Sometimes] I’m running and get passed by a 70-year-old woman with a better body. I can’t be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.”

Random combo. But I love it!

-CE

Photo courtesy of JJ.

THIS Is Really Bazaar.

Miley Cyrus looks gorgeous on the cover of this month's Harper's Bazaar. Which is to say, she looks absolutely nothing like herself.

Jeez, they classed her up. Damn. But why is the real question. Is she really someone their target audience wants to read about? Eh. Maybe. I mean, maybe they were desperate...and she always is, so that would explain it. It also accounts for the lack of cowboy boots or jeans ripped open at the crotch.

Perhaps this is the beginning of a new Miley? HA. Yeah right.

On her new tattoo: “It reminds me not to take things for granted, I mean, breathing — that was something none of them could do, the most basic thing. And I put it near my heart because that is where they will always be.”

EARTH TO MILEY: Your heart is not under your boob. It's in the middle of your chest. But I guess she covers it by saying 'near'. I could get a tattoo on my ankle and claim the same thing, right?

Then there is this:

I thought it was so cool when girls would ask me, What’s your shirt? And I’m like, Hanes, but I have $60,000 worth of jewelry on top of it!”

Oh yeah, she's just bein' Miley. A totally normal girl. Remember when they would claim she was on an allowance? HA.

-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Taking Out the Trash.

Here are some outtakes of the crazed Harper's Bazaar photo shoot, and I really, really am questioning their choice of a garbage bag for her dress. It's ugly, first off. I hate it when people try to make clothing out of weird things. Leave that to design reality shows. It's like those dresses made out of duct tape. Interesting yes, an actual outfit- no. None of these pictures impress me very much.

Outtakes after the jump. 
-CE

Normality.

Kate Winslet is on the cover of Harper's Bazaar this month and she talks about her image, and seeing airbrushed photos of herself. Kate said,
"I have wrinkles here [on her forehead], which are very evident, I will particularly say when I look at movie posters: 'You guys have airbrushed my forehead. Please can you change it back?' I’d rather be the woman they’re saying 'She’s looking older' than 'She’s looking stoned'.

Love her. Just when I'm feeling badly about hating Megan Fox or Katherine Heigl, I see Kate Winslet and I suddenly remember why they are so horrible. Because she is so awesome. She doesn't try to make people think she is some whore sex goddess or a successful witty girl next door.

"[Young women] look at all of us, myself included, on these magazine covers and they think 'My God, how does she get skin like that?' And I can tell you, I have so many blemishes under this make-up that have been so fabulously covered, I promise you... [On the red carpet] our knickers will still go up our a** at the most inappropriate moment. And we’ll still want to flick them out, but you can’t because someone is going to catch you."

Kate Winslet and Zooey Deschanel. Always top 2 on my favorite celebrities list. Megan Fox and Katherine Heigl are always on the death list. That's worse than the least favorite celebrities list.

Damn. I was trying really hard not to go on another rant about them. Will try harder in the future.

-CE