Probably the Most Perfect Couple Ever.

Apparently, Jesse James, who was heartbroken over his divorce not too terribly long ago, and "LA Ink" star Kat Von D, are "in love".

I guess Nazi bonds run deep.

"Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love," Von D, 28, tells PEOPLE.

Asked if she feels James, 41, who split from wife Sandra Bullock earlier this year after being caught with a myriad of mistresses, might be "The One," Von D said, "I believe he is, so yeah."

Their relationship blossomed playing Scrabble. "We both realized how nerdy we were," Kat says. WHAT THE FRAK? How many points is s-t-u-p-i-d?

James gave the mag a simple "yes" when asked if he's happy. And his favorite thing about Kat Von D? "Everything."

B-A-R-F.
-CE

Fighting Back Vomit.

This makes me physically ill. 

Ok, I know. Technically, the Gosselin's are on the infamous "No Blog" list, but does that include Hailey Glassman? It's iffy. But this could not be ignored, and we're hurting for blogs this month, so I'm going to allow it. Pretending this didn't happen means they win. You know, THEM. Hate them.

Seriously. Uggs. This was apparently a "celebrity" boxing match in PENNSYLVANIA -real classy- where apparently she was the only thing anywhere near a celebrity in attendance. She was the referee. Apparently she is dating the promoter of the event, and Jon Gosselin wants to punch him. Or something. I don't really care about that.

I care about what's going on with her shirt in the back. Ed Hardy is bad enough, but the tears in the back? True class this girl.
-CE
Photo courtesy of FUG.

Bad Miley-mance

I hate this girl. Why does most of America love her? This is why people hate us. Just saying.
-CE

Drown Me in Your Tears.

Watched this last night at the insistence of my roommate Katie- which is putting it lightly- I muted it during a commercial and she almost jumped across the room to strangle me.

I have to admit, it was totally enthralling. Those legit ten seconds where he says nothing...that's a long time on TV. An eternity for Kanye, who is used to filling up every second possible with as many words as can come out of his mouth.

I was like, woah, maybe this is legit...but then he put on the sunglasses, at the very end. Just look. Wipes away his "tears" and puts on the stunna shades. Indoors, at 10 p.m.

Then...wait, he's blaming this on the fact that he's busy? Serious Kanye? This is like Mischa Barton with her "wisdom teeth". Lets substitute "I haven't taken a break" for the more truthful "I was wasted, and I'm an asshole". 
-CE