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Have I said yet how excited I am for new SNL cast member Jay Pharoah? It's like he's been there all along- a true pro. Look for great things .

Including a kick ass Obama impression he debuted on Letterman.

I Love Your Show, But...

-CE

My Brotha.

I love how the president can joke at Joe Biden. "Mr. President, this is a big *bleeping* meal!"

and then of course....

"I am glad that the only person whose ratings fell more than mine is here tonight. Great to see you, Jay," the President said. "I'm also glad that I’m speaking first — because we've all seen what happens when somebody takes the time slot after Leno."

 So funny. I almost died. Leno probably did too, although he was a good sport about it. He comes on after Obama and does some stand up. It falls a little flat. The audience is obviously pro-Conan, so for the first ten minutes it's polite laughter. Kind of awkward.

Then the joke about the Jonas Brothers and Sasha and Malia. Classic. Very adorable. This is Joe and Nick Jonas at the dinner in a choke hold from Quinton Aaron, the star of "The Blind Side".

Seriously, comedy gold. I love that we finally have a president who can LAUGH. and JOKE. And the joke isn't on him. He even pokes a little fun at what is going on in Arizona.

Hate that the Charlie Crist joke didn't go down too well. I hate that bastard. Florida's representative. Ew. He's so...crispy. And skeezy.

AND THAT EFFING VOLCANO even gets brought up. Never want to talk about that thing again.

Then around the 12 minute mark he talks about Jersey Shore (bitch!)

I can't help it. Love President Obama. I promise...when it comes to the important stuff, I try to be as even as possible.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Twitter.

No, You're A Big Effing Deal!

I find this endearing. Biden's hilarious!
-TM

Health Care Reform Approved.

Here is a picture of President Barack Obama's signature on the health insurance reform bill at the White House on March 23, 2010.

Like it or no, it's still a historic moment in history. I think we can all agree that we hope it leads to good things for our country!

How nervous would you be if you knew that the signature you were writing was going to be analyzed and looked at for possibly centuries? I think he maybe got a little nervous on the 'O', but the 'bama' gets it back together. 
-CE

He has the best left handed signature.
-TM
Photo courtesy of Official White House Flickr.

How Will Health Care Bill Affect Us NOW?

Click here to read CNN's article on the newly passed health care bill that President Obama will sign into law on Tuesday.

Basically the items that will go into effect immediatly are:

• No more annual or lifetime caps. This will mostly affect patients with serious illnesses who face staggaring bills, as health insurance companies will not be allowed to place a cap on how much they will cover.
• Help for the uninsured with pre-existing conditions. 
• Coverage for older children (college students, this means YOU). Insurers will be required to provide coverage options for non dependent children up to the age of 26. This will help recent graduates as well as young adults who are between jobs and uninsured. 
• A drug discount for seniors 

Click the link to read more, and also find out what will go into effect in 2014.
-CE

Oh, ABC.

Yup, if you haven't heard, everyone will, at some point, get health care! But, what I want everyone to focus on is that the fact that Lindsay Lohan was on the front page of ABCnews.com. She's right below an article about Tiger Woods, Cambodian sex trade and President Barack Obama. I realized I'm writing this on a Celebrity Gossip Blog, but really?! How the eff did she make it on this page? And, with a story about her being banned from India. Does anyone in India even care if she's there? I feel like they have bigger problems.
-TM
Screen Capture from ABC

I Agree Grandma.

UGH. This is part of the reasons why I hate the Kardashians. Love to hate I guess would be the better way to put it. Khloe Kardashian met Barack Obama during the L.A. Lakers visit to celebrate their 2009 Championship.

Why does Khloe Kardashian get to meet Barack Obama? It irks me so much that not cool people get to do really cool things.

I need to marry a championship winning athlete. Or become one. I'll do something. Wait until my grandma hears about this one- she thinks "those girls are just so...trashy!".
-CE
Photo courtesy of Popeater.

Happy Turkey Day!

Michelle Obama looking gorgeous on Thanksgiving, non? They look so adorable. The dress is...to die for.

Earlier President Obama pardoned Courage the Turkey in a tradition that's been going on since Harry S. Truman's administration.

Adorable. Bet they still had turkey for dinner though- that bird wasn't so lucky.
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

First Family Portrait.

This is a sneak peak at the Obama's first official first family portrait, shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz on Sept. 1, which was released on Friday.

I love it. It feels very relaxed and you really get a sense of the family. It's nice. Other thoughts?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

Obama on Letterman.

Barack Obama stopped by Late Night with David Letterman last night. Love him. So cute and funny. When did George Bush ever do late night, let alone well?

Line of the night? Obama downplaying the suggestion that opposition to his administration and its policies is racially motivated, deadpanning, "I think it's important to realize that I was actually black before the election."

He also touches lightly on the economy, unemployment, and his strategy in both Iraq and Afghanistan while hinting lightly at universal health care.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio. 

Please, Say Yes And Change

This is a no one soap star. Her name is Victoria Rowell. She's so unfamous that she won't even make the worse dress list on major networks. What the fug? Obama doesn't want your support. And, such an ugly dress too. I guess, her wiki page just got a million more hits.

Major what the fug.

-TM

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Malkin and Jordan Go to the White House.

So flipping funny. Check out the first few seconds where Geno (Malkin) and Jordan are waving at the camera, so goofy. Then of course, Brooks Orpik, aka Free Candy looks so FREAKED. But that's just his normal face. Then Bill Guerin and Sergei Gonchar look so excited. I love them, they are so adorable.

Geno is taking pictures and texting the whole time, and you can see him and Jordan laughing in the background...and then he's texting, hears his name and pops up, like "Yes! I am here. Malkin is present." So funny. Barack has no idea what's going on. Dan Bylsma is cringing on the inside.

Best part is Barack Obama totally just roasting Sidney. Like BOOM, Roasted. Well that's Barack O-Baller for you.

The first video is the footage of the event, and the last one is an interview with Sid and Bill Guerin (love Billy Guerin) afterwards. 
-CE

Kanye West is an Enemy of the State.

Alright, I'm only kidding, but even though I absolutely hate giving Kanye all this attention, this one is too cool to be ignored.

Apparently during an interview with CNBC, Barack Obama called Kanye West a "jackass". The remark was meant to be kept off the record, but it was leaked after a reporter for rival network ABC, Terry Moran, leaked the info onto his Twitter.


"Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a 'jackass' for his outburst at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT's presidential."

Now, this Terry Moran kind of seems like a jackass, and by this comment ABC made, they seem to think so too, if you read between the lines:
"In the process of reporting on remarks by President Obama that were made during a CNBC interview, ABC News employees prematurely tweeted a portion of those remarks that turned out to be from an off-the-record portion of the interview. This was done before our editorial process had been completed. That was wrong. We apologize to the White House and CNBC and are taking steps to ensure that it will not happen again."

The White House had no comment. Ballin'.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.