Mirror, Mirror on the Wall...

Ok there is not much to say about these pictures except that they are way creeper. These are shots (360 shots I might add) of Kellan Lutz working out in the gym on Wednesday in Vancouver.

It took me like, five minutes to realize he's looking into a mirror. I just had to put these up because of how creepy they are. Plus...you know. He's not terribly unfortunate looking. Now we know what's under those barely there wife beaters he's always walking around in.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Just Jared.

Say Idiot!

Just because you have endless amounts of money doesn't mean that you should buy a camera you can't handle. I know 10 times more about cameras than either of these dimwits and I wouldn't dare to even THINK I could properly handle a camera like this. I also hate the 'take pictures of the paparazzi' thing. You know they delete those right afterward. Who wants creepy pictures of rando guys on their computer?

Or girls. Girls can be paparrazzi too.

Shame on you girl no one cares about (Shanae Grimes) and Kellan Lutz. Shame.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and Perez.

Tween Nightmares.

Alright, I hate to talk about Twilight too much in one day, but this picture leaves me no choice. Are teenage girls really supposed to be attracted to anyone in this picture? Kellan Lutz looks like a Ralph Lauren version of Christian Bale in American Psycho, Robert Pattinson looks like he's about to throw up and Jackson Rathbone, whom I have loved since his brief, but wonderful Beautiful People days (remember that awesome show on ABC Family with that annoying girl? Yeah, he was in it), looks like Prince Gerhart from the Black Tie episode in season one of 30 Rock. For those of you who don't know the reference, I've attached a picture. Prince Gerhart Hapsburg- think the product of centuries of inbreeding. That is Jackson Rathbone in this picture.

Harsh? Maybe. Ok, yes. But I'm feeling mean tonight- my knee hurts like all get out, and when that happens, there are generally a few casualties, just ask Theo. The Twilight men can take one for the team.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash News.

Really Kellan Lutz?! Really.

He's done it again. Once again charging through the streets of Vancouver doing...? I have no idea what he thinks he's doing exactly. Obviously the Twilight movies are not his dream job. This kid legitimately wants to be Steven Segal.

Dude...we can see your package.

This has been your latest edition of REALLY?! With Courtney and Theo.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

Hard to Kill.

Hard to Kill is the name of a 1990 Steven Seagal movie. Which Kellan Lutz apparently thinks he is in. Once again Kellan leaving the gym in Vancouver dressed for...? Who knows. The apocalypse move he is starring in in his mind?

Seriously, he's so cool he needs a special "working out guy's" utility belt? Puh-lease.
-CE

Operation Get Ladies. (Insert Creeper Wink Here)

What the heck is he doing?? Ok, I know what he's officially doing- apparently he was jogging through downtown Vancouver, but what is he wearing? It looks like he's doing a very poor job of pulling an undercover operation in a cheesy Steven Seagal movie.

Creeper. What a creeper.
-CE