Can You Hear Her Now?

So, here's another issue I had with the Grammy's. It seemed like 7,416 people and their cousins received Lifetime Achievement Awards. Yet, I'd only heard of Michael Jackson and he was the only person to have his award accepted by someone on stage. These someones were his kids. Michael and Paris. If you don't know, my suitemate is obsessed with MJ and therefore his kids. She, literally, screamed when the kids walked out on stage. SCREAMED. Her middle name on facebook is still "RipMichaeljackson". She also goes on to describe him as "her first true love" and she's also been known to do the dirty to "Man in the Mirror". But, this screaming took it too far for me. The kids were fumbled and sounded nervous- which I found endearing. And when my neighbor stopped screaming, I realized how much these kid's lives are going to suck. For them, it has to be worst than being rich. They're the King of Pop's kids, how do you live up to this? You'll always have crazy girls screaming your "father's" name. Yikes! I liked them better with thier faces covered- MJ knew what he was doing.



-TM
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I Know How It Ends

This is why I won't see the Michael Jackson movie. Get it? I know how his movie ends... jeez, I'm such a jerk. And trust me, I get bitchier the later it gets. But, I looked through all the pictures and started a game. I'm calling it, "who is least connected to michael?" I narrowed it down to about three or four people. Yes, I know it's all about publicity, but still I could think of other events people could have attended... Laker seats must have been too expensive.

Larry Birkhead... father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. What in the world would he and Michael have discussed? Having kids everyone knows aren't yours. That's what I decided.

Next, "Glee" stars Cory Monteith and Kevin McHale. I looked up their names instead of saying wheelchair boy (aka pizza delivery boy from the office) and not- so baby daddy jock boy. They weren't even famous when Michael was alive- maybe because they're on a musical-y show "Glee" producers thought someone should go. Looks like they pulled the short straws.

What could the Hulk and Michael Jackson have in common besides maybe Madonna? Seriously. Anything else?

-TM

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I hope "This Is It"

This Is It. That's what Michael Jackson's tribute concert is being named. I cannot think of anything more fitting - because no one is planning a Farrah Fawcett or Billes Mayes tribute. And, I know - they weren't on MJ's level, but we should let the man rest!

Chris Brown's publicist announced that he won't be performing at This Is It. Still hate him- I feel like someone should beat him up, choke him and then go on vacation... People that commit domestic violence have a special place in hell in my book.

Hopefully, this is it for Michael.

-TM

Smooth Criminal.

In an extremely obvious PR move to save his dying career (yes, being stupid is fatal) Chris Brown has a headlining slot at the Michael Jackson Tribute concert in Vienna next month. The biggest surprise is that the Jackson camp seems to be happy with the addition.

Jermaine Jackson commented, "Chris is a very, very talented artist."

Yes, a very talented con-artist. I don't know about you guys but I'm not going to fall for this shiz. Bring on the pitchforks and torches and let's chase this desperate hot mess out of our lives for good?
-CE
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