The Tale of Two Johns.

What's better than John Mayer? TWO Johns. And when I say Johns, I am referencing the nickname for the toilet.

He is really just so, so much shit. This is him at a concert in Portugal.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash

Miley Does the Crab Dance.

This is a girl who wants to be taken seriously. Um...ok. Skip ahead for the Miley stuff, the rest of it I really don't understand.

But "grown-ups" don't do the crab dance while in pants that look like they've been attacked by a very precise lawn mower.

Gurl be crazy. I really don't want her to be a "grown-up" because I have a feeling it's not going to be pretty.
-CE

Vodka: The Anti-Idiot.

Chris Martin drinks vodka as a punishment when he does something stupid. Apparently this started when his band mates punished him for firing their drummer Will Champion:

"It started when I had to ask forgiveness for sacking our drummer Will about 10 years ago.

Three days later the rest of us were feeling really miserable and we asked Will to meet me and out bassist Guy Berryman in Monkey Chews, a bar in Camden, London, where we asked him to come back.

They made me have lots of vodka and cranberry juice in remembrance of what a nasty piece of work I was being. Now if I find myself making a big mistake I have to force myself to drink that stuff to remind me not to be such an idiot!"

The group will be embarking on the UK leg of their tour on Saturday, beginning in Manchester.

-CE

Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

Who Do You Think You Are?

Rude is my number one pet peeve. Kanye West is a rude bastard. His mother would be ashamed - that was a low blow, but it's true.


Dear Kanye,


Beyonce doesn't want your endorsement. You sold out and since your single for 'Homecoming,' your stuff's been weak. You can't carry a track alone, while Taylor can. JERKFACE!


Sincerely, popYEAH!

What was the point of that? Do you feel better about yourself? Beyonce was mortified, TaySwift was clearly shaken up. Congrats, Kanye! I doubt you'll ever be invited back to anything again.

God, why does Kanye West have to be black? Sorry, I'm upset. Hate stuff like this.

-TM

Are you on crack?

Probably- safer to say drunk though.

"There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me." -David Hasselhoff.

How are people like him on television?

We should punch him in the kidney next time he opens his mouth.
-TM

Why the kidney...?
-CE

Photo courtesy of Wenn Blog.

Smooth Criminal.

In an extremely obvious PR move to save his dying career (yes, being stupid is fatal) Chris Brown has a headlining slot at the Michael Jackson Tribute concert in Vienna next month. The biggest surprise is that the Jackson camp seems to be happy with the addition.

Jermaine Jackson commented, "Chris is a very, very talented artist."

Yes, a very talented con-artist. I don't know about you guys but I'm not going to fall for this shiz. Bring on the pitchforks and torches and let's chase this desperate hot mess out of our lives for good?
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.