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"I see your Zales, and raise you a Honda"

Hilarious. It's good to see musicians that can't act and embrace it. So rare these days where people suffer so chronically from career ADD.

Who is your vote for the Grammy's?
-CE

Kitty Purry meets Snooki.

Guess who Katy Perry met at the Grammy's? You guessed it- Snooks. Lovely picture, and you can see Russell Brand in the background, non?

Katy posted this to her twitter the other day, and...well, you know what they say- a picture says a thousand words.
-CE

Can You Hear Her Now?

So, here's another issue I had with the Grammy's. It seemed like 7,416 people and their cousins received Lifetime Achievement Awards. Yet, I'd only heard of Michael Jackson and he was the only person to have his award accepted by someone on stage. These someones were his kids. Michael and Paris. If you don't know, my suitemate is obsessed with MJ and therefore his kids. She, literally, screamed when the kids walked out on stage. SCREAMED. Her middle name on facebook is still "RipMichaeljackson". She also goes on to describe him as "her first true love" and she's also been known to do the dirty to "Man in the Mirror". But, this screaming took it too far for me. The kids were fumbled and sounded nervous- which I found endearing. And when my neighbor stopped screaming, I realized how much these kid's lives are going to suck. For them, it has to be worst than being rich. They're the King of Pop's kids, how do you live up to this? You'll always have crazy girls screaming your "father's" name. Yikes! I liked them better with thier faces covered- MJ knew what he was doing.



-TM
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Good for Jamie Foxx

So, I remembered why don't watch The Grammy's - THERE'S SO BORING. Even, the performances could put me to sleep. Plus, my television is older than me so the sound ain't that great. But, Jamie Fox, T-Pain and Slash totally woke me up because they killed it. Well, they did the best the could with "Blame It". Pink's performance was really beautiful... problem is I didn't know the song. So, that ruins it for me. Yeah, I think I like the Golden Globes more, at least I knew what I was getting myself into. Here, I'm expecting good music and I'm not getting what I wanted.
-TM

SIT DOWN, Performance Art

I know, I just said I love Gaga. I do, it's still true. But, the Black Eyed Peas are currently trying their hands with "performance art". It kinda of involved a bunch of child like robots dancing around the stage to "Imma Be" and "I Gotta Feeling". This needs to stop because "performance art" is turning into the new techno: anyone can do it. Can anyone tell me the names of the other guys in BEP? Not Fergie or Will.I.Am.

-TM
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Oh, RiRi.

One year ago, that when all of the sh-t went down with Chris "Beat her Down" Brown, so I'll cut her some slack. But, this outfit was a misstep. I love that she's out there, but with Gaga out there now you have to commit. I don't think she went all the way there. No sign of CB, thank goodness.

-TM
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Did Nothing For Me

Yes, back to back about Beyonce. She just got done performing and as predicted I am disappointed. She performed "If I were A Boy" and covered an Alanis song. Um... no, SASHA. Not cool. Give me something relevant. I'm sorry to be ungrateful, but she's set the bar for herself so high. On the bright side, she looked ah maz ing. I'll repost later with updated performance pictures, right now these are from red carpet.
-TM

UPDATE:

Found a previous performance of the same songs, this is not from the Grammy's.


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Not Who I Wanted to See

"Single Ladies"! It's already the song of the year, but Beyonce didn't accept the award... some other guys did. Now, shush. I know it wasn't just her who did the song- but she made it what it was. If Carrie Underwood sang it, would Kurt have memorized that dance? I think not. But, we got a little compensation- Taylor Swift dancing in the background. Gosh, got to love both of them. Beyonce's about to perform. That bad thing with having so many hits? No one is ever fully satisfied with the song you decide to perform. I want them all- so, I know I won't be happy.
-TM
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With Gaga in the World

Oh Sh-t! She did not!! I've told you how much I love Elton and, now, I'm riding the Lady Gaga train. I'm going to try posting all night. But, OMFG. "How wonderful life is with Gaga in the world?"
-TM
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