Second Career for Mischa.

Lets be honest. At first, I didn't know that this was for a role. This could totally be Mischa Barton on a normal day walking around L.A.

That being said, I think we know what she's supposed to be playing. Mischa will be guest starring on "Law and Order: SVU" as- you guessed it- a so called "street worker" named Gladys (really?). The episode will air on March 3, and her character will have a mysterious connection to Detective Benson, played by Mariska Hargitay.
-CE

I really thought this was just for a walk around the park. The only thing that confused me was the lollipop. But, if that's what the kids are into these days. Remember when Mischa was supposed to be on Gossip Girl? Man, her and Lohan, one and the same.
-TM
 
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Wrong Corner.

Seriously, what is up with fishnets and young Hollywood? It's not happening. At no point in time will you be able to pull a Mentos and creatively cut off the front of what once was a very lovely, classy dress, pair it with fishnets and call yourself a fashionable diva.

Which leads me to my next point: Who invited her? She does not belong there, and not just because she looks like she started strutting the wrong streetcorner. Watch this video and see how she's grunting up on stage, trying so desperately to have the diva power voice...it's not happening. It sounds more like a distressed animal call.

She is no diva. Diva's might be out of their effing minds, but they're smart crazy. She's just...blah dumb. Like, "insert teen star here" is probably what they had down when they were filling in who was going to perform. She's a generational place holder at best- we all have to have one.
-CE

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