The Today Show Prodigy.

This girl is almost as annoying as her parents.
-CE

New Favorite Man-Child.

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Reed Alexander may be my new favorite man child ever. He is holding his own crazy with Kathie Lee and Hoda, who are just totally freaked out by him, which shows you how insane he probably actually is. Kathie Lee totally loses it near the end.

I can't tell if he's the next Richard Simmons, but like, for cooking, or a sociopath. I'm a little afraid of him.

He was BORN to host this TV show. I think Kathie Lee is scared shitless for her job. He is so ON.
-CE

When Will She Learn

Oh, Mariah Carey. Such a lovely voice, truly amazing. But, she's not a stick, which I really appreciate. It's nice to see a curvy woman topping the pop charts. I used to love Mariah- like hours of my life were dedicated to putting on "performances" to her music.

But, Mariah has body issue. And, the closer she gets to forty (five months left), more outlandish things she does. Last year, it was the fake six pack.

This week on The Today Show, she insisted on being lifted up. Like, the kind of lifts that Beyonce, Britney and Madonna do. You know... performers that dance. Poor Mimi is just a singer wanting to be an actress, dancing isn't her thing.

Clearly, that guy on the left is having a tough time. He's supporting all of her weight on one shoulder. I'm sure she's not more that 175lbs, but one shoulder- ouch. The entire thing looks so unnatural, like she decided to do it right before they hit the stage. Nick Cannon weights like 100 pounds. He totally could not do this.

-TM

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Sad Schmutzen.

Liam Neeson spoke to Diane Sawyer on the Today Show this morning promoting his new movie Five Minutes of Heaven, where he spoke briefly on the death of his wife Natasha Richardson.

"To be honest, we're taking each day as it comes," he said. "I'm still getting extraordinary condolence letters from American people. That's deeply, deeply touching. And that's partly the reason I've recently become an American citizen."

Isn't that beautiful? Le sigh, this is just so sad. He also made mention of Senator Ted Kennedy's death.

"I met him a couple of times over the years, and he wrote my family a very very beautiful, touching condolence letter when Natasha died earlier this year," he said. "He was a special man. It's the end of an era I'm sure."

Love Liam. Hate it when horrible things happen to nice people. Normally we stay away from sad smut, but I know a lot of you really love Liam, as do I, so I thought I would touch on it. It's nice to see the support their family has gotten, a sense of community makes loss a little easier I hope.

Alright, I'm going to stop before I start blubbering in the middle of the dining hall. Next post will be some "roll your eyes at the stupid person" schmutzen, I promise. Schmutzen is the German word for smut I think. My roomie and loyal reader Michelle, who speaks German, is going to crack up laughing when she sees this. I've probably gotten it wrong and said penis or something.

Yeah, that is totally my life.
-CE
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Mr. A-Z, will you marry me?

So my friend Megan loves Jason Mraz, so this post is for her. I have to say, I'm totally crushing on him too. How cute is he? Really talented, feel- good music, seems like a funny quirky guy.

Hate the Today Show people though. Did they go onto google and look up how to be totally clichè, lame adults? Ugh. More Jason please.
-CE

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Love this song too, and I know Megan does:

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