Tuesday, June 16, 2009

I Hate Her So Much.

Miley Cyrus doesn't deserve her life. She's filming a Nicolas Sparks adaptation this summer in Georgia. With this kid who...well, obviously he's desperate for work, but altogether isn't unfortunate looking.

Why do people find speech affectations charming? She sounds like she's eating corn all the time.

-CE

I wasn't lying...

when i said that i love betty white.

go to the two minute mark and listen.







" sluts always have to stick together."

i don't think i can put this one into words. honestly, when i grow up and end up doing whatever the hell that ends up being, i want saying power like ms. white.

she's the only reason i want to see the proposal. really, the only reason. because, i'm not a sandra fan.
the interview dies a bit after three minutes, but i blame that on chelsea - betty has things she has to say, don't get her off topic... she's old. the jimmy and craig interviews were much better, give betty something to do and let her talk.

-TM

Twi-Hard Try Too Hard

Robert Pattinson. Yes, I went through it too. I'll admit that right up front so that Theo won't strangle me. After watching this video, it's become my new biggest fear. Are people really like this? Obviously. It took me back to Lord of the Flies- when they're whipped up into such a frenzy that they kill Piggy. Or was it Simon? Both maybe. Anyways.

Can these women not restrain themselves? Literally throwing themselves on a stranger and declaring their unadulterated love for them. The only women whose right's they're progressing are cave women. Instead of waiting for a cave guy to come along, conk them over the head and drag them into a cave somewhere, they're making the first strike. Right on.

Chill crazies. YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS PERSON. They aren't throwing themselves upon him because he's pretty. There are plenty of pretty guys out there- you just whistle and move on.

Fame. That is the reason why these girls are making our sex look like a bunch of mindless 'Teen Beat' reading whores. They are literally selling themselves for fame. I'm not even sure they want him to like them- I think they probably just want to be in a picture with someone famous. If it somehow got onto Perez Hilton? Life's mission accomplished. Did you see the one girl who does the whole myspace pose? He kind of goes along with it for a second, but probably only because her acrylics are pinching his jugular.

Do they really expect him to fall into their arms in joy? Oh, thank you, one look at your sobbing face and I am in love! It's a girl like you I've been waiting to wash my hair for!

Please.

-CE

Sandstorm with the Stanley Cup

How come this has never been done before?


-CE

Good Choice Gody.

Luke Harangody is returning for his senior season with Notre Dame basketball. Smart choice Luke. There is no shame in choosing big fish/small pond over the amoeba/ocean scenario. Let's be honest. Notre Dame did not have the season they were supposed to. I personally blame Kyle McAlarney. I think he may have traded pot for booze, because he was having a lot of depth perception problems with those three-pointers he's apparently famous for. It also took him a long time to realize that if you miss 13 + shots in a row from the same spot...it's not happening. Own it. It's like a drunk guy who think's he's parked in his driveway and wakes up in the morning and is confused as to why the car is parked in his living room.

But whatever, Kyle's gone. Luke's here to stay- that's all that matters. Don't know why this ESPN article felt the need to end the article basically like this: "oh, and by the way, he lost some weight during the draft workouts. Notre Dame hopes this will cut back on court side deaths when he falls on people during games."

Ok, I added that last part, but...for real, they just called Luke Harangody a heifer. How more mean girls does it get?

-CE

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2009/news/story?id=4261162

Monday, June 15, 2009

gatorade commercial



is anyone as obsessed with this as i am! only gatorade and nike commercials have the power to make me want to work out. jesus, i actually downloaded the chant to my iphone- will i listen to it? probably, never. but, i like the fact that i can say that it's there.



french toast. please tell me the randomness of that line just cracks you up. because, it gets me every time.

and, trade rumors of shaqistotle going to cleveland. i'm a cincy girl, but i can't even deny the greatness of the lebron james/shq combo.

anyone out there trying to get into sports - sounds weird, but you know who you are. check out the sports soup. comedy and just enough sports to hold a conversation.

-TM

If Taylor Kitsch is from Mars...

I'm moving there. Our favorite Panther's career is finally getting to where we all knew it deserves to be. Disney just confirmed that Taylor will star in their Pirates of the Caribbean-esque big budget film "John Carter of Mars", the first live action film by Andrew Stanton, the director of Pixar favorites, and my personal favorites, "Finding Nemo" and "WALL-E". The film is an adaptation of the series by Edgar Rice Burroughs, and Kitsch is a civil war veteran who is transported to Mars to fight in an epic war between the planet's opposing races.

Sounds a little far fetched, but...if TK is starring in it? I'm the first in line. Watch FNL, you'll understand.

-CE