Boring, Boring Boring Blah Blake.

 

In other celebrity Italian news, Blake Lively and Leonardo DiCaprio are continued their romp around Italy in fair Verona, where he sat in a church and looked bored while his sex toy took pictures on her iPhone.

Terrible when your blow up doll insists on going sight seeing.

Question: why is she sitting on the street, in a puddle like a homeless person? Because she's so free spirited? Nope...I'm beginning to think it's because she has no braincells.

On the upside, Leo was wearing a ND baseball hat so...I mean, there's that. Probably the most boring and transparent foreign frolic EVER.
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

The Pregnant Girl.

This is the first picture of Kourtney Kardashian after her announcement that she's pregnant.

She knows what she's done- look at that smirk. She has very strategically become pregnant and announced it days before the pilot of her reality TV show. The girl is 30 years old and still going out with the douche bag guy most girls date in high school. She has also made a very high school mistake of not using contraception...with a guy she consistently thinks is cheating on her. So now she's become "the pregnant girl". You know what girl I'm talking about- every high school has one.

Here's one good decision she's made: Doctors often advise that pregnant women wear extremely high skinny heels while walking across a grate. Oh wait. They don't.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash News.

Dude, Where's Your Car?

Broken. Michael Phelps' ESCALADE is broken. Look at that thing- it's almost as messed up as his face. Boom roasted.

Phelps was speeding and ran a red light. Escalades are douche mobiles. Can't say I'm not glad it's gone, or surprised.

He is not injured, and there are no reports of anyone else being injured. He better hope so at least, or his career is toast. Or rather, toasted. Which is what he probably was. Lets start the countdown until that report comes in.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Perez Hilton. Not going to link that one- you know where it is.

This is what I'm looking forward to?

Court knows this about me, as do many of my close friends. I have trouble sleeping.

This problem has led to many regret able purchases – Britney’s greatest hit’s album. But, I have come across some other jewels from iTunes. Such as, “she’s got the look,” a modeling show for women 35 and older.

Honestly, it’s America’s top model with old ladies, but more amusing. Soccer moms = gold. They are so convinced that they’re above drama- it’s quite hilarious.

LeAnn just said she has absolutely no opinion about another competitor except that she’s an evil person. Period.

Another women claimed she was there to protect the other models… by taking of her top and claiming to be vulnerable.

This is the type of show Court and I enjoy over the summer. Mindless. High on the drama, but low on the thinking. I’m fine being dumbed down for a season if it means good laughs.

-TM

Haha I've actually been watching this show since last season, because Kim Alexis, the model that started the show used to live in Jacksonville with her hockey player husband. My mom and I actually have a picture with her when I was little and she ran into her in town. I saw her in Target about 3 years ago though, and...she did NOT have the look if you know what I mean. I think some one might have gotten plastic surgery before they started this show. Anyways, Gretchen (http://alterdesigns.com/) had sold her some jewelery before, and Kim wore one of her pieces on an episode last season. I think it was the one where they do acrobatics. Yeah.

Point: love this show! Especially because they always pick one 60+ person who is totally adorable! They're always my fave. Like Theo said, great summer mindless show.

-CE

Will She Never Learn?

This girl is the definition of idiot. I don't care how old she is. I'm not even 20, Theo isn't even 19 yet and neither of us would pull this rude shiz. She has been playing the bitchy mean girl in Lindsay Lohan and Mary- Kate and Ashley straight to video movies before Michael Bay found her. She's a high school drop out with no marketable skills that are legal outside of Nevada.

The only reason she has a career is because she won some sort of genetic lottery. Pure luck. Yet she thinks she has the right to mouth off? Ugh. She disgusts me.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly she said, "I can't s***t on this movie because it did give me a career and open all the doors for me. But I don't want to blow smoke up people's a**. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting."

OH NO SHE DIDN'T.

Here's Michael Bay with the rebuttle: "Well, that's Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do."

He then goes on to list all the careers he's made. I'll skip that part, but basically it was Nick Cage, Ben Affleck, Shia, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence.

"Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers. I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films."

Hate her.

-CE

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Since when is shit spelled s***t? And, Megan is gross. Gross. Gross. And from someone that saw Transformers, the movie would have been twenty times better without her.

-TM

--Photo courtesy of WENN.com

I Hate Her So Much.

Miley Cyrus doesn't deserve her life. She's filming a Nicolas Sparks adaptation this summer in Georgia. With this kid who...well, obviously he's desperate for work, but altogether isn't unfortunate looking.

Why do people find speech affectations charming? She sounds like she's eating corn all the time.

-CE