Porcupine Meets Ceiling Eyes.

If these two date, they will create the WEIRDEST breed of baby. I mean, seriously freakish.

I did the photography for Ryan Cabrera's concert at ND (I was paid- trust, I would NOT have been there otherwise) and his hair in person is...so weird. It's uncomfortable actually. It detracts from his music, which is probably what he wants. I found myself stopping and staring at it with my head cocked to the side and a quizzical look on my face, "HOW does he hold his head up?" I found myself thinking.

It is a mystery. But can you imagine that hair on a poor infant?
-CE

A Kate Date?

Title of where I found this: "Kate Gosselin, New Hair and New Man?"

Proof: None. So let's photo assume, shall we?

This is an easy one. He's carrying what looks to be a Sally Beauty Supply bag. So he's either her assistant, or her boyfriend. Not much difference anyways, right? He also has a sour, unhappy look on his face- again, not much help.

He also happens to look freakishly like Tom Cruise when zoomed in on. I have no idea what to do with that information. You decide. Date or assistant?

-CE
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It's True.

Yuck. It's true. Now that I see it, I feel like they've been dating for a while. Maybe this was inevitable. Or I'm psychic. That's probably it.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

First Instincts.

Love this outfit. Like her. Hope she's not dating Russel Brand.

Yeah, he's funny. But he's also gross. I was really starting to like her. Le sigh, this happens every time. My first instincts are always right.
-CE
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Right Guy, Wrong Girl.

I'm sorry- do they not have Marilyn Manson in Sweden? Does Alexander Skarsgard not understand how tainted Evan Rachel Wood is? Like tainted yogurt- remember? Technically it's still good, but... you just can't bring yourself to take it out of the fridge.

Apparently Alexander isn't aware of this rule. Lainey Gossip is reporting exclusively that the two stars are- hold onto your gag reflexes- dating. I know, I know. Almost gagged in the middle of my modern drama class, and yes, it is ironic. Cause this is definitely going to cause some drama in the True Blood crowd. We loves us some Eric Northman.

I understand how she could be attracted to him, that's a no brainer. But then comes the question that women have been asking for centuries- how could he possibly like HER? Did he not see how hard she was trying to seem effortless as the vampire queen on True Blood? That's how she is in real life too, desperately trying to seem effortless. Look at this picture. She is straining to keep her smile coy and her voice raspy.

Ugh. This is exactly what I was talking about earlier with Edward Norton- dating the wrong girl can ruin the right guy. Alexander Skarsgard is quickly falling out of my graces. Luckily I still have Eric Northman. Le sigh, love Eric. True Blood's season finale is next Sunday.
-CE
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