The Barbie Dream Bites Back.

This is THE most horrible thing I have ever seen in my life. I thought it was a joke at first...like, a Funny or Die thing maybe. Not so.

Heidi Pratt looks like the Cat Woman. You know that one from the plastic surgery hall of horrors?

Note to girls: DO NOT DO THIS! She looks frightening, not cute or sexy!

Heidi underwent 10 plastic surgeries in one day late last year, and I... can't even bring myself to put here what they all were. It's sick. 
-CE

Photo courtesy of Pacific.

Crazy Eights.

Normally I hate them and loathe posting about the lovely (gag) Pratt family, but in this case, I had to laugh. They totally have just DONE the damn thing. I heard about all the John and Kate's that are going to be out on Halloween, but these two are perfect. Especially since everyone who watches "The Hills" knows that Spencer is anti-baby and Heidi wants...about this many. Maybe more.

Love it. Have to laugh, I really do. Also, it looks like they just got dressed up and went to the bottom of their drive way to do a mini-photoshoot with the paparazzi. So them.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

UPDATE: Love That Anderson Hates Heidi.

UPDATE: Love That Anderson Hates Heidi.

Straight from the whore's mouth.


"Oh my God, I love it. I am so incredibly flattered that he's talking about the first performance I've ever done, that he's talking about me, that he knows who I am. Who gets on CNN? Britney when she shaved her head, gets on CNN. That's all that matters: Heidi, CNN, Anderson Cooper. Done."

UGH. UGH. UGH. I hate it, because she's right. People like this just need to be ignored. Heidi is the ultimate at spinning - the right of turning bad news into good publicity.

Bottom line: Heidi was on CNN. That was painful to type.
-TM

Yeah, honestly, what was Anderson thinking?! Still love him much. So much.
-CE

Love That Anderson Hates Heidi.

Maybe hate isn't the word, it's better than hate. He couldn't care less about her other than a funny little quipping point on "The Shot". He's a Vanderbilt for goodness sakes- he has whatever Heidi is desperately clawing to get at bred in him so easily that he is confused as to her existence at all.

Love Anderson. Love Anderson so much. Love that he that he always says what he thinks. I mean, he's a Vanderbilt, he doesn't have to worry about what Heidi Pratt or what Lindsay and Ali Lohan's drinking buddy Dina thinks of him.

Anderson Cooper is just awesome. There are no words to describe it really, but it's like Kelly from The Game said:

"There are some people you just don't turn down- George Clooney, Harrison Ford, Anderson Cooper- gay or straight I just LOVE him!"
-CE

Cowboys and Idiots.

Happy Birthday to Spencer Pratt y'all! Aren't we so glad he's alive?

These two cowpokes were on their way to the O.K. Corral, ahem, I mean a Hollywood "shobiz" event. Maybe Heidi didn't get the memo?

More likely, Spencer was just trying to be an idiot and pretend like the joke is on us. It isn't.

Ugh. I remember the golden days when fame whores lied about it. Back when people were decent, you called the paparazzi and then acted indignent and aloof when they showed up. Like John Mayer. That's a fame whore who knows how to respect his trade.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.