This is strange. We've talked about Christian Bale twice today. More than that, this time he's SMILING.
I know, right? When do we ever see that? Not since he played Laurie in "Little Women" have I really seen him smile.
This is Christian picking up coffee and sandwiches after having breakfast in Beverly Hills. Maybe there's whiskey in the coffee. That would explain it.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Pacific Coast.
Ahahaha I can't stop laughing at this. It's too true. Christian Bale's inspiration for "American Psycho"? Tom Cruise. The movie's director Mary Harron revealed to Blackbook that Christian got his inspiration from everyone's least favorite actor.
“One day Christian called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy," Mary said.
Is it weird that I might have less respect for "American Psycho" now? Whenever I watch it now I'm going to see that crazy Tom Cruise.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.
A rare sight indeed- Christian Bale...smiling? In a picture? Let alone surrounded by weirdo pirates. Apparently this is a picture from a vacation with his family, so that would probably account for it.
He's not going to like this being posted on the internet. Oh well, Perez Hilton will get all the flack for that. It's not on us. Hopefully.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Perez Hilton.
UGH. Theo was right. Megan Fox is said to have signed on to play Catwoman in the sequel to The Dark Knight. So basically this hoe gets to work with Michael Caine and Christian Bale. C-Bale is not having any of it. I can tell you that right now- there will be some kind of melt down on his end from her mouthy idiotness.
Angelina Jolie was apparently in negotiations for the role, and I think we can all agree that she would have been a much better choice. Unless...you don't think she was passed up because she's too old? Megan "Swampthang" Fox has more sex appeal than the original herself? Can't be.
She and Christian would actually have to...kiss. Gross. Nay, repulsive. Like, I just threw up a little. Guaranteed my sister is pulling out her hair as we speak- Christian Bale is sacred to her.
I am still hoping this is just a rumor. Or C-Bale freaks out and gets her banned from making movies. That would be wonderful.
In the meantime, lets revisit one of my favorite moments- Seth Rogan talks about how he was just completely rejected by Megan Fox. -CE
