Open Letter to All Megans

Dear Megan(s),
I'm sorry that my anti-Pam sentiments are upsetting you. I really haven't been meaning to turn you, or anyone else for that matter, away as a reader. I do like her more this season, but she's just not to my Jim level. Court and I have agreed that I'll tone down the Pam hating. We are also working to pinpoint what it is that find extremely annoying about her.

I'll continue to watch videos in hopes of finding her more tolerable. I hope all three Megans that have complained about this to me or Court will be satisfied with this letter and less of my Pam rants.


I didn't hate her here... progress!
-TM

Odd, because I found nothing super likeable about Pam here. Why don't you hate her HERE? Such an odd place to find your non-hating Pam vibes. I like Jim in it. That I can say for sure.

-CE 

I liked her glasses.
-TM 

C-Bale Beat Down?

UGH. Theo was right. Megan Fox is said to have signed on to play Catwoman in the sequel to The Dark Knight. So basically this hoe gets to work with Michael Caine and Christian Bale. C-Bale is not having any of it. I can tell you that right now- there will be some kind of melt down on his end from her mouthy idiotness.

Angelina Jolie was apparently in negotiations for the role, and I think we can all agree that she would have been a much better choice. Unless...you don't think she was passed up because she's too old? Megan "Swampthang" Fox has more sex appeal than the original herself? Can't be.

She and Christian would actually have to...kiss. Gross. Nay, repulsive. Like, I just threw up a little. Guaranteed my sister is pulling out her hair as we speak- Christian Bale is sacred to her.

I am still hoping this is just a rumor. Or C-Bale freaks out and gets her banned from making movies. That would be wonderful.

In the meantime, lets revisit one of my favorite moments- Seth Rogan talks about how he was just completely rejected by Megan Fox.
-CE

Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

Love Christina.

Love Christina Ricci. It always puts a smile on my face when I see pics of her out and about enjoying life. Could never figure out why, but I finally do- she reminds me of my sister! They're both tiny little things with pale, pale skin and they dress the same. I swear Megan has had a shirt just like this.

She doesn't really have anything coming up, except this movie called After.Life where she plays a girl who is stuck between life and death. Or something.
-CE