Staying Politically Correct

I found this video funny. We love Johnny Depp, but these kids are scary... to say the least. Like, I might have nightmares about that. For real. One of the kids even looks like Hitler! Depp handles himself very well, because I would have either wet myself or I'd be scared to death. These are kids Japanese- greeting him on Public Enemies. I bet I'd be a super star in Japan. Tall and black, I could probably pass for Michelle Obama. It's been scientifically proven that we have trouble distinguishing people of a different race (from ourselves) apart.



He's totally lying when he calls them cute and sweet. They look demented an murderous.
-TM

Ok, I was totally like, 'what is she talking about? They're so cute!' Then the music started. NIGHTMARES. I will be having nightmares tonight. I need to watch "The Goonies" again so I don't run screaming from the next Asian kid I see on the street.
-CE

Yo Ho Yo Ho...

"The Beautiful Life" was recently cancelled. Mischa Barton has apparently taken this as a cue to start dressing like a pirate. Arrg.

Also, I hope that she and that guy are trying to hail a cab together, because otherwise she is in serious violation of cab etiquette. You know it's her too. She would totally step in front of this guy and try to steal his cab. You see the look on her face, she knows it. And he looks kind of pissed, so yeah. I would knock that stupid Snapple out of her hand if she did that to me. It's probably full of brandy anyways.

I mean, she'd have to be drunk to walk out onto the street like that.

Oh, and what is cab etiquette you might be wondering? Check out below to have dear Andy explain it to you. Go to 2:10 for the relevant part. 
-CE

Photo courtesy of Wenn.

ARRRRGG Where Be Me Frown?

A rare sight indeed- Christian Bale...smiling? In a picture? Let alone surrounded by weirdo pirates. Apparently this is a picture from a vacation with his family, so that would probably account for it.

He's not going to like this being posted on the internet. Oh well, Perez Hilton will get all the flack for that. It's not on us. Hopefully.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Perez Hilton.

Arrrg, Where's Me Pants?

Vanessa Hudgens...serious actress?

I realize that this look is supposed to look casual, like, oh I just slipped this on, it's so comfy.

It does look like she just slipped this on...after hooking up with a pirate. Because pirate wench is pretty much the only job option she has coming her way. So kudos to her, for finally accepting it.

Yo ho yo ho...
-CE