Reality TV Star Much?

Dear Khloe Kardashian,

You're a freaking reality television star! Get over yourself.

Bitch,
Theo Marshall
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Perfect Timing

After the Khloe's wedding yesterday, Kim Kardashian realized she missed Reggie Bush! And, thank goodness Keeping Up with the Kardashians crew members were there when she came to this revelation!

I can already feel that this season is going to be bananas. Kourtney's pregnancy with that loser Scott. Khloe's marriage to Lamar Odom. And, now Kim. We know how these sisters work. Kim is probably planning to adopt a baby. Or, maybe finding Reggie with another woman. Something to upstage the other two...

What a loving family and Kris Jenner just eggs them on. I wonder who's been watching the stores, you know the ones that they own... and run.

I love reality television families. Especially this family, Brody, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Bruce, Kris and those other kids. All on a show. Talk about pimpin.

-TM

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I'm not loving it.

I usually love Khloe Kardashian's clothes. For the most part, I think she dresses herself really well, aware that she isn't a petite girl and usually fashion forward. But, this gown... not so much.

Don't get me wrong. It's a lovely Vera Wang, but she could have done better. It looks like a bridesmaid's gown... with a train. Boring- the worst word to describe a wedding gown. And, I really hope she did something different with her hair. It's just awful, like really crappy.

Lamar Odom looks like the feature in GQ, she looks like a night after prom. Rough.
-TM

I like the gown- love the blue ribbon, but I have to agree about the hair. It's walk of shame hair, not wedding day hair. 
-CE 



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Ambivalent Interest.

My roommate Katie, who is from Hermosa Beach, CA once again almost strangled me when I told her about this. I really can't win. But after she jumped on the couch screaming, "What? Are you SERIOUS? NO. no. NO!" her more calm reaction was, "Maybe I'll get to see Khloe now. Lamar has a house down the street from me." Apparently he has a van outside of his house with his face on it. Like, him dunking or whatever called the "Odom-mobile". That's a catch. Anyways, herreaction sums up the place of the Kardashians in our society. Intense fascination quickly followed by ambivalent interest.

I am trying to decided what I think about this. I really do feel bad for Khloe Kardashian, she's kind of a hot mess most of the time. But...seriously, they've been dating for two weeks, getting married on Sunday? Apparently Lamar Odom wants to tie the knot before the Lakers season starts. Um, ok. That's dumb. Let's be honest- it's good publicity for the both of them. Khloe wants to do the damn thing while her lame reality show is still on the air.

More likely she wants the kind of attention Kourtney is getting these days. I give it a year if it's true. Ryan Seacrest played dumb this morning on his radio show, and as a producer of both shows, wouldn't he know?

Hmm. Although, they did say that they were getting married at the house of a family friend...perhaps it's Seacrest so they can film it for the show? We shall see. Love the suspense, at least.
-CE
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"That's a dealbreaker, ladies!"

Yum! I love me some Terrell Owens. He's sexy and arrogant. I don't like the arrogant part, but he can back it up! You can even see his best asset in this picture - his mouth, you pervs! His teeth are amazing. I love smiles. They are by far the biggest deal breaker. I could tolerate the cockiness longer than jacked up teeth.

Don't judge me. My mother raised me this way.

Well, VH1 has already requested a second season of "The T.O. Show." As someone who thoroughly enjoys trashy television, I must say this show was a must see on my list. Not to mention one of T.O.'s love interests is a former Gator Volleyball player, Kari Klinkenborg.

Tall athletic babies. My dreams come true! Cannot wait for season two.

-TMP.S. I cannot wait for 30 rock.

"Lighten up, I know a lot of cat ladies that started off like you."

I don't really feel like this has anything to do with what I wanted to talk about, but it was on the television and it made me laugh. So enjoy =]

Tonight is the premiere of Project Runway, I show I've missed like crazy. I didn't really watch last year, because I was really busy and the show wasn't really advertised that well.

Hopefully, this year will be amazing. It's on Lifetime... at 11pm. So, it's sounding like I won't be watching. But, you totally should. I've missed Heidi!

Court and I will try to keep you guys up to date on the dates of show premieres!

-TM

The Pregnant Girl.

This is the first picture of Kourtney Kardashian after her announcement that she's pregnant.

She knows what she's done- look at that smirk. She has very strategically become pregnant and announced it days before the pilot of her reality TV show. The girl is 30 years old and still going out with the douche bag guy most girls date in high school. She has also made a very high school mistake of not using contraception...with a guy she consistently thinks is cheating on her. So now she's become "the pregnant girl". You know what girl I'm talking about- every high school has one.

Here's one good decision she's made: Doctors often advise that pregnant women wear extremely high skinny heels while walking across a grate. Oh wait. They don't.
-CE
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