That's a strech.

Kate Beckinsale is the Sexiest Woman Alive according to Esquire Magazine. Do you agree? I don't. She's gorgeous, but - don't hate me- Megan Fox is more sexy. Olive Wilde is sexier and a better actress. Heck! If Angelina gained like five pounds, she could have owned this.

I feel like Kate's publicity team must have worked this overtime to get this title. Because, I think I could name like twenty other people. Not because I have a mental catalog of sexy stars, but because I can name more current starts. What has Kate been in lately? Vacancy?
-TM

I can't believe you said Megan Fox.
-CE 
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Please, Say Yes And Change

This is a no one soap star. Her name is Victoria Rowell. She's so unfamous that she won't even make the worse dress list on major networks. What the fug? Obama doesn't want your support. And, such an ugly dress too. I guess, her wiki page just got a million more hits.

Major what the fug.

-TM

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Lady Mi Mo.

I have nothing to say about this. Hence the cracked out title. It stands for Lady Minnie Mouse. Duh. I know, I know, I'm ridiculous, but seriously...I have no words except to say, why in the world would she try to make herself look MORE like a rat?

I will never understand.
-CE