So, as all of you should know, both Court and I are on twitter (popyeahce and theomarshall, respectively). So, I was watching the Real Housewives of New York and they are always talking about what one said about the other on twitter. So, I decided to look them up. I'm now following all of them except LuAnn because she doesn't have one and Ramona because she is annoying.
So, guess who wants to follow me back: Alex McCord! Granted she's following 15,000 other losers, this is clearly the biggest "get" I've ever had on twitter. Naturally, I'm going to allow her to follow me. I'll also constantly be tweeting her information about our site.
As you guys can see, we're trying some new things out. Please, let us know what you think, like/don't like, hate/love. We do this site for our readers and we're always looking for more. So, tell your friends, hoes.
Kim Zolciak's first performance of Tardy for the Party. It's awful. God awful. Like, remember Britney's comeback - worse than that. Like, what the hell? Can't we practice lip syncing... a little bit? The best part is the rest of the housewives trying to stay neutral. Lisa can't even try. I got a detention once in fifth grade for laughing at Assumption's horrible band, I'd be done if I was Andy.
-TM
Jennifer Hudson just gave birth. This is what I'm saying is taking this out of the 'too much boob' zone. But, really girl, put those suckers away. The overhang is never a pretty look. Dina from Real Housewives of New Jersey said that large boobs can take an outfit from classy to skanky. Couldn't agree more.
-TM Photo Source
I really don't even know what to say. I guess it's a good week for Kim Zolciak. First, an engagement to Bip Poppa (a married man). Now, Tardy for the Party is on iTunes.
You all know about NeNe (what, you don't know about, NeNe?!), but here she is with Gretchen Rossi of Real Housewives of The Orange County. Um, what? This isn't an episode of CSI.
We can't be crossing over and stuff. It's just too weird. How did these two meet up? NeNe should know by now to stay away from crazy gold digging white girls (aka KIM). Kim says, "No, I'm not ashamed to be dating a married man." That's in Thursday's episode.
I think that quote calls for a REALLY?! with Courtney and Theo. You aren't at all ashamed of being a mistress and a whore, because we know you're doing it for money.
Back to the pictures, while NeNe is weird. Gretchen's boyfriends should look familiar to us die hard Housewives fans.
Yup, that's Slade Smiley, who dated that girl, Jo De La Rosa, that wanted to sing. It's all too hard to keep up with.
Anyways, can you guys see Gregg? He's over those two, probably disgusted by their fake love. Gregg is the Joe Giudice (New Jersey) of Atlanta, the voice of sanity.
Okay, faint of heart should really look away, because this is our obscene. Truly.
Trust. The picture is less gross the smaller I make it.
Perez summed up the only question we can think of after seeing this;
"What does her getting naked have to do with gay rights????"
Her - the naked one- being Kim Zolciak of Housewives of Atlanta. Clearly, she's the trashiest of all of the housewives ever. Hell, Danielle (crazy as she was) might not be as TRASHY. Psychotic - yes. Trashy - no... well, -maybe.
That's a tough call. But, the NO H8 campaign people should not be proud of these pictures. She's a no one. Hell, this isn't even NeNe and we know she doesn't mind having her goodies in your face. God, help us. Kim has a cross on this picture... We all know how holy she is. -TM
Ahh...OUCH. That's all I can really say about this without throwing up. -CE
Theo and I love The Housewives, of all cities, but we especially love the Atlanta housewives. No one cares about Orange County. The New York girls are interesting, but at the end of the day, kind of annoying, but not so annoying that it's interesting.
Then of course, there are the New Jersey wives. They, are of course, totally enthralling to watch, because they are completely insane. Plus there are some awesome catch phrases that have come from them, especially Joe, Teresa's husband: "Happy wife, happy life," or when Teresa asks him if he 'just loves' their new couch and he says, "It's a couch, why would I love a couch?"
So true Joe. So true.
Anyways, the Atlanta Housewives are the perfect mix of insane, bitchy, catty, materialistic and all the other things that make up this unique brand of show. Theo and I's favorite character, bar none? NeNe. Wait- you don't know about NeNe? Let me school you really quickly, NeNe is the glue that holds the rest of the housewives together, the girl who doesn't care what anyone has to say and always has a quick retort handy. She tells it like it is. Example: She told Kim that she was a terrible singer. She was being nice- Kim is the worst brand of American Idol reject.
Here is another reason why the Atlanta girls, NeNe in particular, are better than the rest: NeNe, in her new book Never Make the Same Mistake Twice tells about how she started out as a stripper. She didn't wait for another mysterious book (guardi- il libro!) to come out like "Danielle" on New Jersey. She's also not "oh poor me"-ing it like Danielle did.
NeNe had just ended her relationship with the father of her eldest son, Brice, and she was living with her son and a roommate. “My son was in private school, his father wasn’t chipping in for pull-ups or food, I had no job and no money coming in, the rent was past due, and the super told me and my roommate that our condo owner was about to put us out, so I did what I had to do.”
NeNe has an unusual and positive way of viewing her days at an upscale strip club, where she went by the name of "Silk". “I felt powerful in front of those men,” she writes. “They were obviously there to see what I had, and I quickly realized that those men weren’t there to make me feel bad about myself. Quite the contrary,” she continues. “They were there to make me feel good.”
Does NeNe regret her past? Not at all. She calls the experience “the ultimate power trip,” saying that it built up her self-esteem. “With every piece of clothing I took off, the more I got my life back,” she writes. “I worked this body like a well-oiled machine, and every movement got me closer to my goal of financial independence for me and my child.”
Not sure how I feel about this. I guess, I'm just going to report, no judgement. I always love NeNe. This really doesn't affect me one way or the other, except to think, you go girl.
Go to 2:30 and check out the most hilarious Housewife moment ever. And it didn't even happen on the show. Anderson Cooper tells you all you need to know about NeNe. -CE
