No Encores, Please

Kim Zolciak's first performance of Tardy for the Party. It's awful. God awful. Like, remember Britney's comeback - worse than that. Like, what the hell? Can't we practice lip syncing... a little bit? The best part is the rest of the housewives trying to stay neutral. Lisa can't even try. I got a detention once in fifth grade for laughing at Assumption's horrible band, I'd be done if I was Andy.
-TM

No Words

I really don't even know what to say. I guess it's a good week for Kim Zolciak. First, an engagement to Bip Poppa (a married man). Now, Tardy for the Party is on iTunes.



-TM

Best Emmy Image

I love Heidi's dress. Even with pregnant belly, she was dressed better than almost anyone. But, this picture is just so adorable. Every time I see Seal and Heidi, I want to fall in love. Don't they just look like they are enjoying the others company so much?

New season of Project Runway is getting worked by Bravo's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Lifetime just isn't bringing in the viewers like Bravo. But, I'm trying to watch both- I really like Models of the Runway. Super interesting. I hate the African model... totally annoying.

Love Seal. Love Heidi. They are such a cute family.

-TM

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Look Away

Okay, faint of heart should really look away, because this is our obscene. Truly.


Trust. The picture is less gross the smaller I make it.

Perez summed up the only question we can think of after seeing this;

"What does her getting naked have to do with gay rights????"

Her - the naked one- being Kim Zolciak of Housewives of Atlanta. Clearly, she's the trashiest of all of the housewives ever. Hell, Danielle (crazy as she was) might not be as TRASHY. Psychotic - yes. Trashy - no... well, -maybe.

That's a tough call. But, the NO H8 campaign people should not be proud of these pictures. She's a no one. Hell, this isn't even NeNe and we know she doesn't mind having her goodies in your face.
God, help us. Kim has a cross on this picture... We all know how holy she is.
-TM

Ahh...OUCH. That's all I can really say about this without throwing up.
-CE

Oh Honey.

Theo and I love The Housewives, of all cities, but we especially love the Atlanta housewives. No one cares about Orange County. The New York girls are interesting, but at the end of the day, kind of annoying, but not so annoying that it's interesting.

Then of course, there are the New Jersey wives. They, are of course, totally enthralling to watch, because they are completely insane. Plus there are some awesome catch phrases that have come from them, especially Joe, Teresa's husband: "Happy wife, happy life," or when Teresa asks him if he 'just loves' their new couch and he says, "It's a couch, why would I love a couch?"

So true Joe. So true.

Anyways, the Atlanta Housewives are the perfect mix of insane, bitchy, catty, materialistic and all the other things that make up this unique brand of show. Theo and I's favorite character, bar none? NeNe. Wait- you don't know about NeNe? Let me school you really quickly, NeNe is the glue that holds the rest of the housewives together, the girl who doesn't care what anyone has to say and always has a quick retort handy. She tells it like it is. Example: She told Kim that she was a terrible singer. She was being nice- Kim is the worst brand of American Idol reject.

Here is another reason why the Atlanta girls, NeNe in particular, are better than the rest: NeNe, in her new book Never Make the Same Mistake Twice tells about how she started out as a stripper. She didn't wait for another mysterious book (guardi- il libro!) to come out like "Danielle" on New Jersey. She's also not "oh poor me"-ing it like Danielle did.

NeNe had just ended her relationship with the father of her eldest son, Brice, and she was living with her son and a roommate. “My son was in private school, his father wasn’t chipping in for pull-ups or food, I had no job and no money coming in, the rent was past due, and the super told me and my roommate that our condo owner was about to put us out, so I did what I had to do.”

NeNe has an unusual and positive way of viewing her days at an upscale strip club, where she went by the name of "Silk". “I felt powerful in front of those men,” she writes. “They were obviously there to see what I had, and I quickly realized that those men weren’t there to make me feel bad about myself. Quite the contrary,” she continues. “They were there to make me feel good.”

Does NeNe regret her past? Not at all. She calls the experience “the ultimate power trip,” saying that it built up her self-esteem. “With every piece of clothing I took off, the more I got my life back,” she writes. “I worked this body like a well-oiled machine, and every movement got me closer to my goal of financial independence for me and my child.”

Not sure how I feel about this. I guess, I'm just going to report, no judgement. I always love NeNe. This really doesn't affect me one way or the other, except to think, you go girl.

Go to 2:30 and check out the most hilarious Housewife moment ever. And it didn't even happen on the show. Anderson Cooper tells you all you need to know about NeNe.
-CE