Puffy Face

I don't think you're ever really pregnant until you get it. And, girl, Kourtney Kardashian has got it... bad. In almost every picture she looked miserable. Just so over everything. Can't say I blame her. She's carrying the baby of Scott Disick, 25, a loser who's five years younger than her. Also, that hair looks uncontrollable- guess that got thicker too. Poor thing. She seems to be handling herself well, she's been snapped working out quite often and was out at a Kardashian charity with the family.
-TM
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Say What?!

25 hundred dollars for some pull out seats!? What? They aren't even dressed in LA's colors!

Rumors were swirling around the Odom/Kardashian pre-nuptial for weeks, seemed like they focused more on that then they did on dating. One of Khloe's demands was  court side seats to the LA Lakers games... if they get divorced. Is it just me or does this seem crazy? Like, is that a necessity? WeHateTheKardashians.
-TM

So weird, I was just about to blog on this. I hate when people go to sporting events dressed like they're going out to a fancy dinner. Women are mostly guilty of this. They're called jersey chasers. Khloe Kardashian is a high-profile jersey chaser. 
-CE 
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Perfect Timing

After the Khloe's wedding yesterday, Kim Kardashian realized she missed Reggie Bush! And, thank goodness Keeping Up with the Kardashians crew members were there when she came to this revelation!

I can already feel that this season is going to be bananas. Kourtney's pregnancy with that loser Scott. Khloe's marriage to Lamar Odom. And, now Kim. We know how these sisters work. Kim is probably planning to adopt a baby. Or, maybe finding Reggie with another woman. Something to upstage the other two...

What a loving family and Kris Jenner just eggs them on. I wonder who's been watching the stores, you know the ones that they own... and run.

I love reality television families. Especially this family, Brody, Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Bruce, Kris and those other kids. All on a show. Talk about pimpin.

-TM

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I'm not loving it.

I usually love Khloe Kardashian's clothes. For the most part, I think she dresses herself really well, aware that she isn't a petite girl and usually fashion forward. But, this gown... not so much.

Don't get me wrong. It's a lovely Vera Wang, but she could have done better. It looks like a bridesmaid's gown... with a train. Boring- the worst word to describe a wedding gown. And, I really hope she did something different with her hair. It's just awful, like really crappy.

Lamar Odom looks like the feature in GQ, she looks like a night after prom. Rough.
-TM

I like the gown- love the blue ribbon, but I have to agree about the hair. It's walk of shame hair, not wedding day hair. 
-CE 



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Little Sister Syndrome.

Ugh. Are we serious? How many children do these people have? It's the Brady Bunch on...slut juice. I almost said crack, but that doesn't seem to work. All these people are taking slut juice.

Now they've started the little ones. Trust- they will be ten times worse, and 100 times less famous. It's little sister syndrome. They feel like they have to catch up to their much older sisters. And brother- Brody Jenner is on slut juice too.

Ugh, look at the tall gawky one. She really wants the fame, you can tell by the open legged pose. At least the one in the brown jacket is wearing shoes I feel like I could get at Payless. I don't know why that makes me feel better, but it does.

My grandmother started watching this show and it is so funny to listen to her talk about it- honestly, I've become so inundated with reality show insanity I don't notice how unlovable they really are. Maybe the southern attitude is finally catching up to me, but there is something to be said for civility. These people are like a banshee/vampire bad hybrid.

Grandma's right. I just don't understand these girls, and it looks like we'll be seeing spin-offs from this family for a while.
-CE