Little Sister Syndrome.

Ugh. Are we serious? How many children do these people have? It's the Brady Bunch on...slut juice. I almost said crack, but that doesn't seem to work. All these people are taking slut juice.

Now they've started the little ones. Trust- they will be ten times worse, and 100 times less famous. It's little sister syndrome. They feel like they have to catch up to their much older sisters. And brother- Brody Jenner is on slut juice too.

Ugh, look at the tall gawky one. She really wants the fame, you can tell by the open legged pose. At least the one in the brown jacket is wearing shoes I feel like I could get at Payless. I don't know why that makes me feel better, but it does.

My grandmother started watching this show and it is so funny to listen to her talk about it- honestly, I've become so inundated with reality show insanity I don't notice how unlovable they really are. Maybe the southern attitude is finally catching up to me, but there is something to be said for civility. These people are like a banshee/vampire bad hybrid.

Grandma's right. I just don't understand these girls, and it looks like we'll be seeing spin-offs from this family for a while.
-CE

The Proof is in the Crazy.

Remember last post, when I was talking about the Tyson Zone? Say this aloud to yourself, and then nod, and say, "Yeah, that makes total sense."

Mike Tyson cuts Joe Jonas' locks live onstage at the Teen Choice Awards in front of sobbing tween girls.

Something tells me he wasn't really supposed to cut the hair. Nick looks nervous. Why? Because The Tyson Zone is in effect.
-CE

Idiot Without a Clue.

What the fug is going on here? I am legitimately scared for the future of my generation if this is how our Teen Choice winners are dressing.

I didn't choose this.

He needs to take that shirt off. Not for the obvious reasons either. I like James Dean, and I'm pretty sure James Dean would hate Ed Westwick. What's Ed's cause? Not wearing socks...or pants that fit? Or rolling up those pants so that they don't fit even worse? There are just so many, many things wrong here.

Which is what makes poor Ed an idiot without a clue.
-CE

God Bless Dane Cook.

Do I need to say more? Someone finally called her out!

Too bad it was cut from the show.

-TM

Haha I was just about to post this, and I find it here already! Way to go teamwork- we can do it, even thousands of miles apart! Seriously though- did you see how pissed her face was? Yeah, she was pissed too, but her face was SUPER pissed. Chomping on that gum like a cow. Seriously- gum at an awards show?

Way to go Dane. She got to keep her ch-looows on. Love the way he said that. ;)
-CE