It's a little creepy.

Reese Witherspoon's clones walking in LA yesterday. It's eerie how much Ava and Deacon look like their mother. Why even bother mentioning Ryan Philippe? He only seems to have contributed drama to their marriage and then divorce. But, Reese is single again. Fresh off of a break up with Jake Gyllenhaal. Rumor has it that he was ready to settle down with her, and she wasn't. If Jakey G ever asked me to do anything, I would. No questions asked. I'm still rooting for them though... I guess.

-TM
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Szohr is Stripper Sad.

She's pretty. I know this. But there is just something about her I find so...confused. She also looks kind of sad in these. Like, stripper sad. 'I'm only being used for my looks' sad.

Hmm. Maybe she was going for sultry. Well, she missed and went all the way to stripper sad. And you can just tell they do crazy stuff to her hair to make it look "natural". Damn gurl.

Seriously, look at these! No sultry or sexy to be found. Just stripper sad. This explains the extreme lack of confidence one must have to date Ed Westwick. Don't mistake me- not Chuck Bass, Ed Westwick. Chuck Bass is...well, Chuck Bass. Ed however...gross. I mean, seriously. She has got to be stripper sad to date him.
-CE
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Fanta Gaga.

Apparently a visit to Florida requires Orangina hair in Lady Gaga's eyes?

This craziness comes as no suprise. Gurl is fake- crazy. Maybe her next move is becoming the next Fanta girl.
-CE
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The Eternal Bachelor is No More.

Vince Vaughn is married? I knew that he was engaged- I think I expressed my surprise at that, but him...actually married to someone? I never thought it would happen.

I totally think of Vince Vaughn as the guy that he always plays...which is basically the same guy from "The Break Up" with Jennifer Aniston. Him getting married is...a shocker.

He married Kyla Weber, a Canadian real estate agent, in a historic mansion outside of his hometown in Chicago on January 2nd and have been engaged since last Valentine's Day.

Congrazioni Kyla e Vince!
-CE
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Tiger's Vanity.

Weird. I...have no words for this? Tiger Woods- and it kills me to say this- looks kind of...hot. I know. I know. It really makes me ill, but I have to say...woah. I understand a little bit now how he got and kept all those hoes. Dude is ripped.

Still hate him a million times over. Did you hear his wife is sporting her ring again? Don't know whether to applaud her for trying to get the most money out of him or roll my eyes at yet another story of slutty athlete earns forgiveness with big, shiny personal ice skating rink. That you wear on your finger. IE Kobe Bryant.
-CE

Just Calm It Down

Oh, Leighton Meester.
Why do you try so hard? You aren't a great singer or actor for that matter. I'll give you this, you're boyfriend is cute. But, what (besides GG) has he been in lately? You, Leighton, just need to take a step back. Decide whether or not you really want to act... or for that matter be someone. Because,  at this point, you're really just taking up space. Think it over. It's a new year- make some changes. Until Gossip Girl starts again, just stop. You wore this to perform somewhere on NYE. I don't really care to elaborate because the picture says it all. Trying too hard.
Stop,
TM
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Not So Happy New Year for J-Lo.

I saw this last night. It was noooot flattering. I think Jennifer Lopez might be kind of crazy. She was very "wooooooooooooo!!! 20-10!!!" it was disconcerting.

The worst part is that she started off the night wearing this... hair coat. It was long, black...hair. Human hair. It was really gross.

And her songs sound...exactly like every J-Lo song I've ever heard. Not too impressed.
-CE
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