Tamara Drewe.

This movie, "Tamara Drewe", actually looks pretty interesting- especially whatever is going on with Dominic Cooper.

Who doesn't love a good nose job fairy tale? This is the stuff we grew up on. Although I have to say, I could do without the Scott Pilgrim-esque comic book reference.
-CE

Really Jesse James? Really.

Can't Cleveland catch a break?

Back off Jesse James. The good people of Cleveland don't deserve this.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

Touchdown Taylor.

The first Notre Dame football game of the season was exciting. Peaceful even. Except for one person- Taylor Swift. Every time a phone buzzed, it was a new Tay Tay sighting. She was escorted around campus with her own personal golf cart, just like last year when she and her brother, Austin, who is currently a freshman, were touring the campus.

Here's the funny thing- she brought Selena Gomez with her. You probably spotted her in the picture. No one really cared.

That's Selena you see on the left, and her bro Austin on her right. I hear he's a d-bag, but no confirmed proof, so we'll see. You notice she and Selena have matching visors, how adorable.

Apparently Taylor requested to sit in the student section with her brother, according to Chicago Breaking Sports, and was denied by ND officials. A smart move- she's obviously never seen the cram session that is the student section. So she was sitting right in front of my section but on the field (how nice) and an eyewitness (my friend Megan) said she "kept looking back at the student section like, 'notice me! notice me!' But no one cared because everyone was watching the game at that point" Now that's just one person's interpretation. But it's pretty much how it went down. Only football could have taken away from her presence on campus.

We won 23-12, if anyone cares.

Oh and apparently they went out to dinner at Rocco's after the game.
-CE
Photo courtesy of CHI. 

Probably the Most Perfect Couple Ever.

Apparently, Jesse James, who was heartbroken over his divorce not too terribly long ago, and "LA Ink" star Kat Von D, are "in love".

I guess Nazi bonds run deep.

"Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love," Von D, 28, tells PEOPLE.

Asked if she feels James, 41, who split from wife Sandra Bullock earlier this year after being caught with a myriad of mistresses, might be "The One," Von D said, "I believe he is, so yeah."

Their relationship blossomed playing Scrabble. "We both realized how nerdy we were," Kat says. WHAT THE FRAK? How many points is s-t-u-p-i-d?

James gave the mag a simple "yes" when asked if he's happy. And his favorite thing about Kat Von D? "Everything."

B-A-R-F.
-CE

Pens Sign Hillary...I Mean, Mike Comrie.

The Pens have signed forward Mike Comrie to their roster. You know what this means? HILLARY DUFF IN PITTSBURGH. Sweet. I know some girls who will be ecstatic, especially if other tween stars- aka the Jo Bros- follow.

They signed him for a years contract, worth $500,000.

“I think the biggest thing for me is that I’m excited to join a team that has some great players. Hopefully I can come in and complement them and be a guy that can help score and create some depth," Mike said. "I'm excited. It was definitely a hockey decision. There’s times in your career where you make a decision — I wanted to go to a great team and be a part of an organization like Pittsburgh and be able to compete for a Stanley Cup."

Can you imagine the kind of press this is going to bring the Pens? Sidney Crosby might be feeling a little shift of the limelight if Comrie's ball and chain is in the stands. This could be good or bad for those of us who are head over heels for him.

Lets just pray he doesn't get the marry the blonde starlet fever. I would freaking kill myself.
-CE

Renesmee?

This little girl is supposedly being considered to play Edward and Bella's offspring, Renesmee. Ugh- Renesmee. I'm still not over it.

According to Model Management Group's Facebook page,

"Attached is a photo of Kayla and Daniel D... Kayla is the little girl up for the role of Bella's daughter in the new film in the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn. Kayla is pictured with her adorable brother Daniel who has already had two castings since signing with us this month! Daniel will be submitting a video audition for another role in the Twilight film! Good Luck guys!!!!"

 Ugh. This birthing scene is really going to mess me up, I can tell. Bella can't just have a normal birth of course. She has to sacrific for her child.

Give me a break.
-CE
Photo courtesy of celebuzz.

Baby for Mad Men Star.

Ok, they may be the CUTEST couple I have ever seen in my life. Rich Sommer, who plays ad exec Harry Crane on "Mad Men" and his wife Virginia, have announced the arrival of a son!

The new son, named Patrick Ryan Sommer, was born on Tuesday, August 31, in Los Angeles. Weighing in at 7 lbs., 9 oz. and 21 inches long, he's the Sommers second child -- they also have two-year-old daughter Beatrice.

"We are loving hanging with our happy, healthy baby boy, and appreciate our family and friends joining us in celebrating this exciting time,” said Sommer, 32, in a statement. “Also, he looks way better than I do in a onesie.”

Congratulations!
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.