Forget About The Shirtcho Taylor, It's Never Going to Happen!

This picture brought me back to Mean Girls when Regina tells Gretchen Wieners that "fetch" is never going to happen. I feel like someone needs to tell Taylor Momsen this about shirtchos. It's not even that she's worn them so much- but I feel it coming. She's going to get the idea that shirtchos are "her" thing. Start making Little J wear them on Gossip Girl. Lord, no.

I got this picture from Go Fug Yourself, and their comments were just so right on, I knew that I could never write anything to so perfectly describe Taylor right here, so...lets call this a guest blog:
On most people, that shirt would be used as a poncho rather than as the ENTIRE outfit. I don't even care that her shoes are veering toward being a very fancy kind of orthopedic brace, because her shirtcho was freaking me out so badly during the 10 minutes in which I thought it was a dress. My unholy research has concluded, however, that I may detect in there somewhere the fringe from a pair of denim cutoffs, which unfortunately are SO cut off that they're basically denim panties, and now my nethers are so upset that they're threatening to go on strike unless I take a vacation.

Also, let me tell you, nothing feels ickier than feeling like it's your job to stare at the XOXO of a teenager to try and figure out what, exactly, you're seeing dangling there. I almost reported myself to the authorities.
-CE