Gross, Why?

AGH! ICK. ehhhhck.

Those were my three reactions to this picture. I couldn't even make any actual words.

First I was scared, then grossed out, then really really grossed out.

Now I feel really sad for her, and also sad for us, because we have to look at it. 
-CE
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.

She Admits It.

Taylor Momsen admitted she dresses like a prostitute. FINALLY.

This victory doesn't feel as good as I thought it would. She told SPIN magazine she "dresses like a high class hooker. I dress for myself. Clearly, it’s provocative, but it makes me feel good."

Now I just want to argue about how she think she dresses like a high class hooker. Gurl. High class hookers don't look like hookers. That's why they're high class. She dresses like a low class hooker.

If you're going to be honest, just do it.
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Not Bad, Little J

Did you guys see the Gossip Girl finale?! It was too amazing for words. No joke, it was probably my favorite episode ever. I'm not going to give anything away but everyone should really watch it. Taylor Momsen did a fine job in her last episode as a season regular.

Speaking of Momsen, Perez Hilton posted this video of her band, Pretty Reckless. I'm going to hand it to her. Bitch can sing. I'm all for dark and moody, but the lyrics could use some work. Taylor really surprised me, I thought she as going to be super sucky. Now, if only she'd put some pants on, stop smoking and wipe of that eye make up.
-TM

Ok she can sing...like Ashlee Simpson. Seriously sounds like Ashlee with a little goth. I still put it at a thumbs down. But not as bad as it could be. 
-CE 

Pretty Reckless.

I told this to Theo after last week's episode, and I will tell all of you now-

Girl has a problem. No one is this naturally skinny, just ask an Olsen. It's either drugs or anorexia or both, but something is the matter. It's not just the knotty hair that looks like a hypodermic needle is about to pop out of it- it's the whole hot mess.

Just wait. Taylor Momsen is the cover of People magazine waiting to happen.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

Racoon Eyes Strikes Again!

Ok I thought Taylor Momsen had moved beyond this a little. The eyes. It's worse than ever. How can anyone think this attractive? Ah, youth.

Also-- Theo and I were just discussing her main pet peeve: stars who wear rosaries around their neck. In this case, I can't say I disagree.

This is at the Soho launch of her new fragrace, "Love Rocks". Ugh. Is there no creativity anymore? 
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ.

I Was Just Hanging Out With My Friends...And Got Shot.

FUG FUG FUG FUG FUG. It's like she took the coal she got for Christmas (which she asked for, because she's so angsty) and rubbed them all over her eyes.

Yuck. And boring. Moving on to the only interesting part of this cover. The bottom right. "I was just hanging out with my friends...and got shot". Totally Lifetime movie worthy headline. Go Fug Yourself had it perfectly by saying:

First of all, I have to note that the headline, "I was just hanging out with my friends...AND GOT SHOT," is brilliant. I want to read that. I need to know more. Was this girl "just hanging out with [her] friends" at, say, a gun show? Or the firing range? Or in the middle of a covert CIA mission? Or was she, like, trying on bronzer at Sephora? DETAILS, PLEASE.

 Agreed. I would go out and by it just for that. Or more likely, spend 15 minutes in a Barnes and Noble coffee shop reading it and then not buying it. Can't bring myself to support Taylor Momsen as a celebrity.
-CE
Photo courtesy of FUG.

sHalloween Teen.

Aaaaaaand it's back. This is our fave fame whore, Taylor Momsen, making her way to the taping of "It's On with Alexa Chung" wearing...well, your guess is as good as mine.

Guess Taylor hasn't seen "Mean Girls"- Halloween is the only night a girl can dress like this and get away with it.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Pacific.

Make Up Tips.

Has someone been taking make-up tips from co star Taylor Momsen? Gross. She just looks drugged out. And this is at an American Eagle event. Not the right place for this.

Go wipe off your face Leighton Meester. 
-CE
Photo courtesy of JJ. 

Improvement.

This is Taylor Momsen filming scenes for "Gossip Girl" in New York on Friday, and it's promising to see the considerably fresher face than usual, non? She still has that smarmy teenager look on her face though.

LOVE the earrings. They must hurt like hell, but that's fashion. Maybe that sullen look is from pain. Eh, doubt it.

Not sure how I feel about this outfit. I...like it? It's definitely not for me, but on her it's not bad. An improvement. Less torn plaids, more chic.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast.

Big Improvement.

What's this? Taylor Momsen looking...put together? Not like a common streetwalker? This is going to mess with her reputation. Granted, this is on the set of "Gossip Girl", so other people had a part in putting together this small miracle, but none the less, I am glad.

For so long, she has been looking rough. Real rough. Like used and abused, washed up druggie prostitute rough. Tragic but true. Now she just looks like a kind of emo stylish girl. Hate the long hair, it does something weird to her face, but I'll take what I can get.

She does look a little sad though. Eh, par for the course.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Pacific.

One Long Year

Taylor Momsen and Dakota Fanning are one looooooooong year apart. They are 16 and 15, respectively, but really they live about ten years apart. Here's Dakota at her high school's homecoming- where she was crowned Princess. Now, now before some of you freak out about me pointing this out, I'm not dissing Taylor (it's too easy). I'm just pointing out how refreashing it is to see a young celebrity enjoying her youth! I think there is something very sad about kids that finish high school earlier to act, not attend college. They do it for convience, so they don't have to work with tutors on set.

It's nice to see that Dakota has a life outside of hollywood. Okay, and it makes me really think that Taylor's whole "I'm an artist... Why do I need math?" act is total bull. Sorry, I had to say it. High school is more than just the classes- its the activies and the friends you make. And, honestly, Taylor Momsen could use a really good girl friend to tell her to STFU!

-TM
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Street Corner Chic.

Some of you have been defending Taylor Momsen and her Kiss-inspired makeup and lady marmalade-dressing ways, and this picture, well...I believe the correct phrase is 'told you so'.

This is Taylor arriving at what I think must be the best little whore house in New York, I mean, what else could it be with the lacy pink curtains, candles and that Mata Hari outfit she's wearing.

What is with the dead eyes? It's the eyes more than anything that scream prostitute. Those are the eyes of someone who has been rode hard and put away wet. I wonder what it's like to be used and abused before twenty?

History really does repeat itself, I believe this is how people must have felt in the 90's watching Courtney Love. And we all know how that turned out. 
-CE
Photo courtesy of Fug.

East Coast vs. West Coast

Last night was a classic East Coast/West Coast Hollywood showdown. Elle magazine hosted its 16th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute in California in Beverley Hills, while NYC hosted the 2009 Whitney Museum Gala.

Besides, the lovely Alexa Chung, who was probably in NYC filming - the West Coast won hands down. Too bad not even the amazingness of Alexa cannot cancel out a double dose of Taylor Momsen and Lindsay Lohan. It's crazy. Alexa is a year older than Lohan and almost a decade older than Momsen. Really, it's hard to believe. Those two are slowly morphing into one cranked out skankface. It's really scary. They're just so washed out.
-TM

Love Alexa!
-CE 
Photo Source of Momsen/Chung and Lohan

Little J Turns Pretty Woman.

Does this not look like a revamped scene from "Pretty Woman"? Seriously, he is going to walk back to his hotel, or penthouse or whatever and say that she is his niece. Or sister or something.

Why is Little J so trash?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Dress Code Much?

Ok this has bothered me since episode one: what private school lets their students dress like this? It's more of a coincidence than a dress code. At Theo and I's school we were barely allowed to wear jewelery. A cross, pretty much. Our skirts...two inches above the knee. How far is that? About two inches above the crotch. Shameful.

I'm starting a new game- how much fuglier can Little J get by the end of the season?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.

Careful, Abigail

 

Dear Abigail Breslin,
Don't forget you're 13. We know that you are an actor and born in NYC. By our calculations, this means that in approx. two years you'll have fried your hair and claim to be an artist. You have talent girl. Don't waste it like Taylor Momsen, remember when she was a who? Ugh. But, moral of story - knee-high boots, sleeveless shirt and middle part - be careful.

-TM

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I've Just Seen A Face...

This picture was taken on Tuesday. Not one year ago, but one day ago.

Taylor Momsen has emerged from the primordial goo she has been smeering on her face. I mean, considering this is a Clinique "Fresh Face" event I am pretty sure she was contractually obligated to scrape it off, but...still. It's nice. She looks pretty happy now that she can actually lift the corners of her mouth since they aren't weighed down by makeup.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Real Art Wears Pants.

Someone has seen The Devil Wears Prada one too many times. I believe Meryl Streep makes this same speech when Andrea says she doesn't care about fashion. Except she says it much, much better.

"Music inspires me," she says of her clothing choices. "Fashion means everything. I mean, it's art. Art means everything to me, so fashion's another side of it. It's expression, it's music, it's a way of showing and really being who you are in your own way that no one can take away from you."

When she's in rehab, I will go back to this picture. Because she is showing that she is a drug addict. See, Amanda Seyfried, if she became a drug addict, I would be surprised. Taylor Momsen? I'm taking bets on when she goes. My bet is six months.

Last thoughts: If fashion is art, how many of you would want to hang this up on your wall? Have those buggy little raccoon eyes staring out at you? I thought so.

-CE
Photo courtesy of Obsessed.

Like Looking into a Mirror.

 

Is anyone really surprised at this? I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner. This is Taylor Momsen and Lindsay Lohan at the G Star Spring 2010 fashion show in New York City on Monday. 

It's like looking in a future mirror. Also, Lindsay is wearing those same no-pants stockings that Taylor was wearing just the other day that Theo commented on.

Do you see the pout? Who really looks like that? If someone started staring at me like  

-CE

Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

Spotted: Little J Whoring for Money.

Taylor Momsen looking really comfortable on her streetcorner...I mean, on the set of Gossip Girl on Monday, and as I predicted, it seems Little J will be dressing more like the 16 year old (yes, that's right) actress, who dresses more like a 45 year old, washed up, chain smoking hook-ah. Lady of the night. Red woman. Painted lady. Jezebel. Trollep.

What you will. Nice extensions Taylor- part of the Paris Hilton collection I assume?
-CE
Photo courtesy of Just Jared.