If I wanted to be
taken more seriously, I would definitely go for this outfit. I mean, Edward Scissorhands ripped leather with the Amy Winehouse up-do beehive says, "I'm becoming a mature woman. I take MYSELF seriously."
I am so secure in my beauty, that I don't need to dress up like a peacock who has been lulled to sleep by the sound of my own annoying voice or is in some sort of medically induced coma. Or maybe I've just fallen over and hit my head because my feathers (really-
feathers) are so damn heavy and ridiculous.
Come on Miley. Even you can figure out how dumb this looks.
-CE
Photos courtesy of
JJ.
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