The Fame Digger.

Nick Jonas has been spotted with a new lady, Delta Goodrem-nice name, she sounds like a tire company- who is 8 years his senior. Boy loves the older ladies. She is obviously a fame digger.

Because gold diggers are so three years ago. Money is so whatever- fame is what's up.

Plus this girl, I mean...she wants fame like woah. She already has the look, she just needs to get that terrible name out there. She's the girl who takes the nerd to Prom so she can meet up with her boyfriend that her parents don't approve of.

Nick Jonas is the nerd, and someone like Bradley Cooper is the boyfriend.
-CE
Photos courtesy of JJ.

Darling Pippa Single!

Darling Pippa is single, according to People. Could it be? Could her and Hot Harry be finally getting together?

At least now we can dream. Perhaps their new royal couple magnetism was too much for now- ex boyfriend Alex Loudon.

I mean, look at that newly slim royal figure. How could he compete?
-CE
Photos courtesy of Zimbio, JJ.

The Baby Game.

Here's a pic Tia Mowry preggers! She and husband Cory Hardict are expecting a baby boy. Love that we are soon going to see all the babies from the Hollywood pregnancy pact of...well, 9 months ago.
-CE
Photo courtesy of WENN.

Conan's Commencement.

Conan O'Brien was Dartmouth's commencement speaker yesterday, and here are a few of his words of wisdom:

My first job as your commencement speaker is to illustrate that life is not fair. For example, you have worked tirelessly for four years to earn the diploma you’ll be receiving this weekend. That was great. And Dartmouth is giving me the same degree for interviewing the fourth lead in Twilight. Deal with it.

I take my task today very seriously. When I got the call two months ago to be your speaker, I decided to prepare with the same intensity many of you have devoted to an important term paper. So late last night, I began. I drank two cans of Red Bull, snorted some Adderall, played a few hours of Call of Duty, and then opened my browser. I think Wikipedia put it best when they said “Dartmouth College is a private Ivy League University in Hanover, New Hampshire, United States.” Thank you and good luck.

Many of you here today are getting your diploma at this Ivy League school because you have committed yourself to a dream and worked hard to achieve it. And there is no greater cliché in a commencement address than “follow your dream.” Well I am here to tell you that whatever you think your dream is now, it will probably change. And that’s okay.

-CE

Bentley Comes Back, Ashley Still Doesn't Get It.

Le sigh. We all know her. That girl who keeps pining after that guy who could not care less about her.

The sad part here though is that she has over a half dozen other guys who are chasing after her. It's really getting depressing now.

We haven't seen the last of Bentley Williams, d-bag extraordinaire, oh no.

He comes back, but only because Ashley had producers of the show call him every day for two weeks trying to get him to come back.

Wow. Where was the best friend who rips the phone from her hand? Bad, bad idea. Big mistake. Bentley does end up coming back, host Chris Harrison confirms, but only because, "Ashley wanted a second chance with Bentley, so she begged producers to get him on the phone and get him on a plane out to see her," a Bachelorette insider tells Life & Style. "She couldn’t stop thinking about him after he left her."

So sad to see people trying to change their love life, and then consistently falling for the guy who doesn't want them. Again. 

Surprise to no one, he rejects her again when he gets back. A friend states he didn’t have a change of heart and only wanted a free vacation. "He's never been to Hong Kong," the friend notes. Ouch.

Some have been asking, why wouldn't the show step in, and help Ashley? First of all, it was two weeks in. Who has ever fallen as desperately, cling-ily in love in two weeks with one guy out of 15? Ashley of course. They thought she would a) heed the warning she was given at the beginning of the show or b) figure it out, because not that hard. Just look at him. He's a dbag.


"If you have information about a guy before he even gets out of the limo, that’s beyond a red flag. We gave her the option and said, 'You don't have to meet this guy. We can pull him.' We justify everything by giving Ashley the power. It was her job to say no," said Chris to People. "We don't step in and say, 'That's the wrong decision.' We never do. She was privy to some of the information. I had many conversations with her about this and so did the producers but she defended him every step of the way. She never heeded any of the warning signs."

Even he is calling her a dumbass. And he's had like 12 seasons of dumbasses.
-CE
Photo courtesy of RT.

Tre Tre Doesn't Get It.

Sitting in the car repair office, free wi fi, yay! But I forgot my headphones, so I am blogging to the dulcet tones of the History channel, something about Nostradamus. It's actually kind of freaking me out. He predicted three anti Christs- first, Napoleon, second, Hitler, third...I'm thinking Teresa Guidice? Oh just kidding. She is just normal sauce stupidity. 

Tre is making me laugh. The above exchange appeared on twitter, and obviously...I mean...I always thought maybe on some level these people must know that people are laughing at them, even playing up their stupidity a little.

But I doubt it. I think they really act like that.
-CE
Photo courtesy of RT.

Photo Dissection Time: The Real Tim Tebow?

If this photo is doctored, than someone out there has a really big crush on Timmy Tebow.

DAMN. If that is really him...DAMN.

I mean, I guess we know what he's been doing with his time off.
-CE
Photos courtesy of Yahoo.