Jessica and The Ball[er] in her Belly.

Disclaimer: Theo and I are Nick Lachey loyalists. We hold no sympathy for Jessica Simpson.

That being said, I can't believe I didn't think of this before, but isn't it really terrible to dye your hair when you're pregnant? I seem to remember something like that in Baby Mama.



Shame Jessica Simpson, we all know that platinum blonde doesn't naturally spring from your head.

Onto more important issues, an explanation has arisen about her gargantuan size. She has denied that she is carrying twins (and in fact, will give birth to a baby girl, reportedly to be named Maxwell after fiancée Eric Johnson's grandmother) but has released that her doctor estimates the baby to be 10 lbs.

Jessica Simpson of course, had something annoying to say about it when she spoke with Elle. 

 "[The baby] is in the 90th percentile of weight right now, so she's a big un. She's going to be a very big baby, but I guess that's what I get for letting a baller knock me up."

A BALLER. Really Jessica? A baller. First of all, when people say that, they are usually speaking about footballers, as in soccer. Or someone who has a lot of money. Eric Johnson is neither. He also wasn't a very good "baller" so...not exactly a bragging point.

This is worse than the time she tweeted about "her Yalie." And I don't even want to get into the implications of wearing a snakeskin dress to your baby shower.

Photo courtesy of Yahoo. 

Holding out hope

Not a fan of Jessica Simpson, but I feel for her here. On Monday night, Jessica's five year old dog, Daisy, was taken by coyotes.

She tweeted about the event almost immediately:

"My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!"

I totally feel for her. Dogs can be the best companions. And, if you'll recall, the past five years have been tough on Jessica. She's been through three break ups (including, one divorce), weight scrutiny and a less then stellar country music album. That dog was the only thing that stayed with her.

Well, I really hope that they find her!!
-TM

Ok, if my dog was taken, the first thing I would do would NOT to tweet about it. What the heck is that going to do? Get off your ass and try to find your dog. Maybe I would tweet about it LATER, but not first thing. This is what I hate about Twitter. 
-CE 
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I personally hope for a break up.

Well, I pretty much said everything I was trying to say in the title, but with this new picture - I'll repeat myself, "I personally hope for a break up."

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush. He could do some much better.

But, I read on one site, that they'd just broken up- he's a serious athlete, coming off a less than stellar season. She... had a famous father and is on a television show?

Yet, less than half and hour ago an Australian site claimed that had they were planning on starting a family soon.

Still, I hope for a break up. It'd be so much better. Jessica and Tony ending their thing right before training camp, hopefully these two have too.
-TM

Well played, John Mayer. Well played.

I have yet to be able to determine whether or not Tony Romo breaking up with Jessica Simpson is due to the crappiness of Jessica or the greatness of John Mayer.

Reports are coming out that the reason for the break up (the night before her birthday) is due to Jess' recent contact with ex, John Mayer. Wow, does this actually happen in real life like after the seventh grade?

But, back to my original question. Jessica Simpson's weakness > John Mayer's greatness.

1. She's insecure. Always has been, always will be. The fact that her dad is constantly talking about her boobs isn't helping the matters either.

2. Ashlee is married and a mother at the age of 24. Jess just turned 29 and is now single.

Less than a year ago, she gave an interview saying that she wanted six kids.

29+2= 31+ (2*6) = 43, so by math (after two years of courtship) she needs to have six babies within 12 to be done by 43. It could happen.





I added extra space so we could all think of the math for her to make that happen. Damn.

Sucks to be her.

Should have known that J.Mayer is the ultimate fame whore. He always wants to be involved with story.

-TM