What Can I Say?

Really...what is there to say about Lindsay's mug shots? One through four, they're all very different. One is her first booking. High off of her ass, after chasing down her assistant and keeping hostages in her car. Four, taken this week, there's nothing. No emotion. Clearly, she knows how to work the camera. I just don't what to say about Lohan anymore. The girl is an addict, even though know one around her seems to think so. She needs help.
-TM
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She's blond in all of them. Connection? Maybe.
-CE

The Sister...?

Umm Lindsay Lohan has more problems than jail.
-CE
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Are We Surprised?

No time to chat, blogging from the Jax airport (always wanted to say that, just like Lainey!) but I just wanted to share this.

IT'S TRUE!

Lindsay drank. Are any of us surprised? Theo will update you on what she tweeted about the "lies".

Ciao tutti!
-C
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Blast From the Past

I could have sworn I'd posted this picture before, but I couldn't find it on the site. Last night/today, both Mischa and Lindsay hit new lows (literally for Lohan). The thing about these two is that they once had super promising careers. Gosh, they were so freaking cute.

Leaving a house party last night, Lohan took a tumble... into the bushes. Oh dear, I just don't know what to say about her. When was the last times she worked? SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE STRIPPER IN THE HANGOVER. Sorry, she thought that role was beneath her. HA!

And, here's Mischa Barton. I don't even know what to say about this one. Remember when she was supposed to be on Georgina Sparks on Gossip Girl? Look what that did for Michelle Trachtenburg's career! She's on NBC now, and will be return to GG for the third or fourth time. Sucks to be Mischa.

I also want to say how great it is that Nicole Ritchie has turned her life around. Remember when she hung with that crew?

-TM
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Hearts Break... Everywhere

Lots of Glee coming your way! It's bittersweet really. I, truly, just miss it so much. Anyways, paps caught Glee star Cory Monteith blowing with Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez. Of course, you know I love Taylor Swift and Selena seems like a sweetheart too. I love when celebrities can be friends and instead of just share eating disorders (ex. Nicole Ritchie and Lindsay Lohan).

Since, Award season rumors have been swirly about Canadian cutie Montieth and country star Swift. But, now, it seems like we've got pictures of a group date. Did you hear that? That noise was girls (and John Mayer) stabbing themselves with a fork and screaming, "WHYYYY?!" I like this. I'm not going to get my hope up too high because I'm sure they're just friend now, but I'm looking for a new favorite couple to replace Sandra and He-Who-Won't-Be-Named.

Ah, to be young and in like. Cory later tweeted, "I think I sprained my shin bowling." And, yes. They do follow each other on twitter. =]

-TM
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Oh, ABC.

Yup, if you haven't heard, everyone will, at some point, get health care! But, what I want everyone to focus on is that the fact that Lindsay Lohan was on the front page of ABCnews.com. She's right below an article about Tiger Woods, Cambodian sex trade and President Barack Obama. I realized I'm writing this on a Celebrity Gossip Blog, but really?! How the eff did she make it on this page? And, with a story about her being banned from India. Does anyone in India even care if she's there? I feel like they have bigger problems.
-TM
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Cosmo Doppelganger.

Why does Carrie Underwood look a little bit like Lindsay Lohan? Does this have something to do with doppelganger week on Facebook?

Well, smoker's skin aside, here's what the newly engaged Carrie had to say:

On fiance Mike Fisher and his influence on Play On: “He provided a lot of inspiration for songs, whether it was something he said or just by being supportive.”
On meeting Mike for the first time after being set up by friends: “I made sure he came in with some other people. I was, like, ‘what if he’s weird?’”
On balancing work and life: “I didn’t want to be one of those people who has an amazing career but ends up alone and unhappy. I want to be happy. I want it all.”

Ugh. I'm sorry, but this southern power woman in an apron attitude is making me ill.

-CE

Photo courtesy of JJ.

Called It!

Lindsay Lohan showed up at the Warner Brothers and InStyle Golden Globe After-party. Wearing this weird hooded dress, I guess she really was prepared for the rain. From what I can tell, this party had little to no guest list. Inside with Lohan were Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Greene, Camilla Belle and Sophia Bush. Yeah, there were also lots of A-listers, but how did these girls get in?

-TM
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The Tweets are Silent Tonight

Lindsay Lohan is not tweeting tonight. Would you like know my opinion on this? Because, she was offered the role of Jade (the stripper) in The Hangover. It won Best Motion Picture - Comedy or Musical, beating Nine, Julie & Julia, (500) Days of Summer, and It's Complicated. She turned down the role after her agent fiercely campaigned for her. So, her tweets are silent, but they'll pick up tonight because she's near by. Last night, she was photographed with Adam Lambert at some event in Beverly Hills. The girl knows hot wot work a party circuit.


-TM
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Really BBC? REALLY.

Lindsay Lohan traveled to India recently to take part in a BBC documentary about child trafficking. And...yes. It's as dumb as it sounds.

No one is going to take Lindsay Lohan, in her bug-eyed designer sunglasses and strung out hair seriously. She also says the word "traffic-ers" a lot, I suspect because she doesn't know what she's talking about.

This leads to the latest edition of REALLY with Courtney and Theo. Really BBC? Lindsay Lohan was the person who came to your mind when you though of child trafficking? Were Paris and Nicole busy? REALLY.
-CE

East Coast vs. West Coast

Last night was a classic East Coast/West Coast Hollywood showdown. Elle magazine hosted its 16th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute in California in Beverley Hills, while NYC hosted the 2009 Whitney Museum Gala.

Besides, the lovely Alexa Chung, who was probably in NYC filming - the West Coast won hands down. Too bad not even the amazingness of Alexa cannot cancel out a double dose of Taylor Momsen and Lindsay Lohan. It's crazy. Alexa is a year older than Lohan and almost a decade older than Momsen. Really, it's hard to believe. Those two are slowly morphing into one cranked out skankface. It's really scary. They're just so washed out.
-TM

Love Alexa!
-CE 
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Who Would Have Thunk It?

This is Lindsay Lohan, then and now. I really have trouble connecting old-LL and old looking-LL. Well, they were both sentenced to another year of probation. Why another year? She was too busy being drunk to attend her alcohol education courses. Looking at those two pictures makes me sad, she's twelve years old now, but it looks like twenty.
 -TM
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Grandma, Is That You?

Oh, Lindsay. You always appear to be searching for your next hit. People talk crap about Rachel Zoe! Lindsay is the newest raisin face.

-TM
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Who's Older?

Rachel Wiesz

 

Ali or Lindsay Lohan

Hayden Panettiere or Vanessa Hudgens

It's tough, right? Clearly, all of you know that Rachel is the eldest, but the rest are looking rough! She's more than fifteen years older than Lindsay. FIFTEEN YEARS. I just don't understand why Vanessa, Hayden, Ali and Lindsay are trying to age themselves. I'm waiting for them to realize that they're teenage stars! Right, now - Rachel could steal any role from them, despite the age.

Like Looking into a Mirror.

 

Is anyone really surprised at this? I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner. This is Taylor Momsen and Lindsay Lohan at the G Star Spring 2010 fashion show in New York City on Monday. 

It's like looking in a future mirror. Also, Lindsay is wearing those same no-pants stockings that Taylor was wearing just the other day that Theo commented on.

Do you see the pout? Who really looks like that? If someone started staring at me like  

-CE

Photo courtesy of Just Jared.

The Eternal Gum Wad Dilemma.

This looks like someone just took a really large wad of gum and wrapped it around Lindsay Lohan. This is how it probs went down:

"Hey, I've got this giant wad of gum, what should I do with it? Genius- make it into a jacket. Anyone have Lindsay Lohan's number?"

Basically, that is how this came to be in the world.
-CE
Photo courtesy of Splash.

Case in Point

Here are Paris Hilton and Lindsay. These pictures were taken yesterday. It's September, they are both just way too tan. Gross. Gross. I'm gagging.

See rant in Kim Kardashian post.

A light glow is nice, welcomed even- but, this is another reason to hate them both.


-TM

Photos courtesy of Splash News Online.

Duff Love.

I used to have no feelings whatsoever about Hillary Duff. She was just one of those whatever people, but now I've been wanting to blog about her for a while now. So after doing the whole Disney thing, she kind of went away for a bit, then did a guest spot on Law and Order: SVU and didn't totally suck, which is huge points in my book, and now... I LOVE her.

First of all, she's dating hockey player Mike Comrie and isn't a total ass about it like that Stepford Carrie Underwood, and she's not a total stick. Well, don't get me wrong, she isn't in any way pudgy either, but let's just say...she's won the Lindsay Lohan/Hillary Duff feud for more reasons than there are stars in the sky, one of them being that Lindsanity eats about as much as a dead person.

Duff started filming for her stint on Gossip Girl where she plays Olivia, some sort of star who goes to NYU with the "gang" and ends up rooming with Vanessa, and then becomes a romantic interest for Dan "I'm So Boring it Hurts" Humphrey. Gross. Hopefully my love for her can survive that yuck.

Seriously though, how adorable is she? Also, I'm pretty sure she is 5' 2'', like me, or somewhere close to that, which gives me hope for us short girls. Which I need because Theo informs me every chance she gets that the so-called Short Gene needs to be bred out of society. I am not allowed to marry someone under 6' so that humanity has a chance.

Big FML, but Hillary Duff GMH, for shorties, and because she can pull off hats. Girls know how impossible that is.
-CE
PS: THIS IS OUR 100TH POST!!! Now that's popYEAH!

So gross

These are Lindsey Lohan's feet. Gross, did I even need to say gross, cause it is?

Remember when Brittney went into gas stations without shoes on, because that was truly disgusting. But, here were are. Another, blonde starlet (yes, blonde) that is possible on the verge of a breakdown.

Maybe, psychologist should be looking for disgusting feet or lack of decent sanitary skills. Just an idea.

That is all.

-TM

More than painful.

"Just another ill-fitting piece in the puzzle that is her stalled, sloppy career." - People Magazine.

Who could they be talking about? I'll give you a few hints. Her younger sister looks to be ten years older than her. Her mother has a reality show, based on being her mother... without a cameo from this person.

Any other clue would just be giving it away, I'm talking about Lindsay Lohan and her new (blah) movie, Labor Pains. Here's the trailer, the quote sums it up as well as any words can.

Remember when she was super promising? Mean Girls was on, she worked with some huge names and totally worked the script. I think Court once asked me if I though Rachel McAdams would be the more famous of the two.

Then, she was in Bobby, the movie from Charlie Sheen's brother. After that, she was a stripper, followed by the skanky girl in a few other roles. She managed to land a spot on Ugly Betty, but that show is the new Law and Order - everyone has been on that show.

The thing that makes L Lohan so crazy to me is that she refuses to accept her infamous status. Yeah, you were in Parent Trap, but one legit thing since then. I could easily name more of her hookups than movies, because that's what she's known for. Soon enough, she'll realize this and drop her hopes of an Oscar.

-TM