Friday, January 21, 2011
I mean...Canadian. He almost single-handedly changed my mind about them. Him and hockey players.
I forgot (forgive me!) about another Canadian who enlightened me to the sexiness of the great white north.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Ok I've never particularly liked Leah Remini, but I will forever respect her for the un-masked look of disgust as this little...Eden (you really can't call her a girl, now can you? She's some sort of mutant) shakes her booty on TV.
Obviously, the only un-horrified one is the girl's mother, who is dancing on the couch with glee whilst visions of money and Dina Lohan dance in her head. I literally think this woman might be Jenna Maroney's mother from 30 Rock.
Julie Chen manages a complete stone face- also applaudable. Sharon Osborn gets that look on her face when she's trying to tune out Ozzy's rambling. My reaction was to laugh hysterically, and then sit open mouthed watching, but to each her own. They try to save her with their politely pointed questions, but it is far, far too late.
Someone answer me- where the hell pagent do you win the prize of "ultimate grand supreme"? Little Miss Scientology?
Photo design courtesy of BWE.
Friday, January 14, 2011
At this point I wouldn't be suprised if Betty White was preggers.
Theo thinks Hollywood is seeing the effects of some sort of mass pregnancy pact- it's the best theory we have so far. "Coincidence" really isn't working for me anymore.
Photo courtesy of US weekly.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
|The Colbert Report||Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c|
|MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra Koenig<a>|
Hilarious. It's good to see musicians that can't act and embrace it. So rare these days where people suffer so chronically from career ADD.
Who is your vote for the Grammy's?
Monday, January 10, 2011
At least the blogs have stopped getting desperate and talking about the Denise Richards Nikki Sixx break up. Who even remembered/cared they were dating?
Let's look at the evidence:
Natalie Portman. Victoria Beckham. Jane Krakowski. My beautiful Marion Cotillard. Owen Wilson (you know what I mean). Khloe Kardashian possibly to follow? Not sure if I believe that one. Although it would be VERY convenient given her new spin-off show is set to start filming soon.
Photo courtesy of Zimbio.
Maybe I'm just being catty. I've never liked Whitney Port, plus she's dating Ben Nemtin from The Buried Life, so I extra don't like her.
All she really wants to do with her life is be moderately famous and get bossed around by bitchy girls. It's depressing.
Obviously, this proves my point. She's hosting a Hulu-only show searching for the real life Ken. As in the plastic doll everyone thinks is gay.
Photo courtesy of zimbio.