Friday, May 28, 2010

She's Just Bein' Miley.

Why does it look like she's concentrating really hard not sneezing? Or maybe her lip got stung by a bee, and she's trying really hard to not let it pull her whole face down to the floor, like on a cartoon.

Here's a question for you- big M, or big V? We all know that last one is a joke. Speaking of- listen to this asinine thing she had to say.
“I listen to zero pop music, which is really weird for someone who makes pop music. My 13-year-old self would have beaten up my 17-year-old self because she would be like, ‘You’re a sellout!’ But that’s not what it is. It’s not dance music that’s just about, ‘Ooh, I’m in the club and everyone’s looking at me.’ It means something. I’m not just sitting here trying to sell glitz and glamour . . . because no one lives that life. A lot of [pop] songs are super shallow, but this music isn’t.”
I...don't even know what that means. And let's be serious...her music is shallow. You can see right through it. There are no extra layers there. "I'm just bein' Miley". Well, duh.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

The Pratts Are...

Splitsville. Thank God. The world can finally rest easy.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Money CAN Buy You Hair Extensions and a Music Video.

The day has finally come. The day we've been waiting for.

It's the "Money Can't Buy You Class" video day folks, and it is a good one, non? It's worse than I thought. She looks nothing, nothing like herself, well- maybe her 30 years ago- and all those men are a good 25 years younger than her.

We've got ourselves a cougar ladies- so hold on to your age appropriate 25 year old boyfriends.

So classic. I may just watch this over and over again.

The Pretty Game.

Here's my question- why does no one wear Lakers stuff to the LAKERS game. I'll tell you why- yeah, the like basketball and all that, but they love being pretty more. And attention, can't forget about that. Because in Hollywood, what other reason is there to get courtside seats to the Lakers besides attention? Waste. What a waste.

They're playing a game, but not the one you'd think. They are playing the pretty game, to see who can look the prettiest. 

So Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder from "The Vampire Diaries" (what are they doing there?), David Beckham, Adam Levine, Jonah Hill, Zac Efron (of course) and some dude from Nickleodeon- actual name Ryan Rottman, but I don't know if I would take the time to memorize that. Probably not worth it.
Photos courtesy of JJ.

Subway Riders.

I love Hugh Jackman and this is a perfect example of why. Riding the subway with his kids, totally normally. Not too cool- in fact, he looks like kind of a dad nerd. He's got that backpack on that is basically the 2000s version of a fanny pack.

He's also not acting pissy and mean when people recognize him and take pictures of him. Becaaaause...

He remembers what it's like to be normal. He remembers that it's exciting to see a celebrity. He's happy people recognize him in a good way, and not a psycho stabbing way, which I admit is always a danger on the subway.

Hugh Jackman is genuine. The end. Cooler than cool.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

...Bieber One More Time.

AGAIN. I don't think he's dumb. I blame the hair. That gorgeous hair. I knew it would bring bad things eventually. Something that good can't exist without bringing evil with it too. Like, we can't just have "Shrek", we have to have "Shrek 4" too.

You get it.

Not Bad, Little J

Did you guys see the Gossip Girl finale?! It was too amazing for words. No joke, it was probably my favorite episode ever. I'm not going to give anything away but everyone should really watch it. Taylor Momsen did a fine job in her last episode as a season regular.

Speaking of Momsen, Perez Hilton posted this video of her band, Pretty Reckless. I'm going to hand it to her. Bitch can sing. I'm all for dark and moody, but the lyrics could use some work. Taylor really surprised me, I thought she as going to be super sucky. Now, if only she'd put some pants on, stop smoking and wipe of that eye make up.

Ok she can Ashlee Simpson. Seriously sounds like Ashlee with a little goth. I still put it at a thumbs down. But not as bad as it could be. 

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter.

SO COOL. I cannot wait to go to this. I think I've waited my whole life to taste butter beer. It feels that way. I was literally sitting open mouthed watching that. I may not want to go, because I will literally spend a million dollars there.

On a less geeky note, why is Emma Watson the only one speaking? Hilarious. Total boys, but you know they loved it. Robbie Coltrane, James Phelps, Matthew Lewis and Oliver Phelps...ALMOST all the boys of HP. Two very important ones missing. Wonder why they couldn't make the trip. Anyways. The Wizarding World of Harry Potter Theme Park opens June 18.

Cannot wait. Cannot.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Backstreet's Back...

ALRIGHT!!! I knew this day would come. The strange thing is, I didn't really care for the Backstreet Boys when they were a thing. Ever since we've entered the 2000s, I have a new appreciation for their contribution to music.

Love it.

The Tale of Two Johns.

What's better than John Mayer? TWO Johns. And when I say Johns, I am referencing the nickname for the toilet.

He is really just so, so much shit. This is him at a concert in Portugal.
Photo courtesy of Splash

Jesse Explains It All.

Jesse James will be on NBC's "Dateline" tomorrow night, explaining his actions. I mean, as much as he can.

Lord. It just gets worse for poor Sandy. At least in the soon to be ex-husband area. Everyone knows (eghem Tiger Woods) that if you go to the press to do one of those "Excuse me for a minute- can you just turn the camera off?" cry and bitch about 'poor me' thing, you're just looking to make yourself look better in the public eye.

It's a huge backfire. Just stay in the background. Let it go away. Let people forget about you when the new person comes around. Again- Tiger Woods. People forgot about him when Jesse James came around. Sure, more people tuned into the Masters, but ultimately it was because there was a new bad guy in town: Jesse.

Tomorrow will tell. Let us know what you think.
Photo courtesy of Wenn.

Resident Wentworth.

Wentworth Miller. One of my favorites- you know this. I'm still working my way through "Prison Break", but I've had a minor detour into "30 Rock". Too much Wentworth isn't good for a girl you know- my heart goes into over drive.

This is him on the set of his movie "Resident Evil: Afterlife" where he will star as Ali Larter's brother and opposite Milla Jovovich who will return as Alice.

Thank goodness he shaved his head again, non?
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Glee Picked Up.

"Glee" got picked up for a third season!!! Even though season one isn't even over!

The TV gods have been so kind to me this year.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

I KNOW, I know

I'm supposed to be over him... I'm not though. How you can not love Justin Bieber when I see things like this? He's so cute! Note: I didn't use the word sexy, I said CUTE. Sexy guy obsessions and cute boy obsessions are totally different. It's like the difference between my John Krasinski obsession and my Tommy Edwards obsession. Tommy is a pudgy kid we went to high school with and I was full on cute obsessed with him. His pudgy belly and rosy cheeks. So precious!

Ok so I watched this thing like twelve times trying to figure out how exactly he hit his head- then I saw it. He was trying to leave but he couldn't. There was the side door and THAT is what he hit his head on. Hilarious. My mom said his "asinine hair probably got in the way". Direct quote. And probably true. 

Typical teenage boy. He acts like an ass about it. He barely tapped his head on the door and you would think he lost an eye. 

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Running Wilde Promo.

This is the new Fox show called "Running Wilde" starring Will Arnett and Keri Russell. It's by the creators of "Arrested Development" we should have high hopes, right?

Glee's Theatricality.

These are screen caps from the new episode of "Glee", entitled 'Theatricality' which apparently honors Lady Gaga.

Should be a good time.

New Addition for the Travolta Clan!

John Travolta and Kelly Preston are expecting a baby!

The family announced it on their website, saying, “It’s impossible to keep a secret … especially one as wonderful as this,” the family said in a statement on their official website. “We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that we are expecting a new addition to our family. Love, John, Kelly and Ella"

John is 56 and Kelly is 47, but she totally has a rockin' bod- she can handle a later in life baby. She'll be Hollywood mom of the year. Love this wonderful news for this amazing family!

So wonderful. Gives me hope for the world.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

The Style Icon's Boots.

I love Anna Paquin's outfits. She is my style icon.

"True Blood" on June 13. Can't wait. 
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Pretentious Baby.

Amy Adams just had her baby, a girl!

That's the good news. The sucky news is that she named it Aviana Olea Le Gallo.

Aviana? How horribly pretentious sounding.

I'm going to quote Meredith from "The Office" here when I say- get off your high horse, richy.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

James Back on GH!


Oh this is so killer. Ironically. I'm so mad because I was abroad when he finished his last stint, but now...he's BACK. Yes! I am so pumped right now!

He will return next month on June 30 for a "wild ride of mystery, music, murder and mayhem!"
“Working on General Hospital was a great experience," James said in a statement “I love the cast, writers, directors and producers. They have become a new family for me. I can’t wait for the work we will do this summer."

This is the second best thing that has ever happened to daytime television.

Hint: He was the first.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Gone Vogue.

Ew. Gross. I've heard he's kind of a gross guy. I can see it. I'm with Sue Sylvester on the hair. Oil slick. Thinks he's hot stuff.

This is for the June 2010 issue of Vogue.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Can't Think. Can't Speak.


Ryan Gosling. Those pants. Michelle Williams' dress. The adorable hot factor.

AGHHHH. I can't think anymore.
Photo courtesy of Splash.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Dashing Couple.

Absolutely gorgeous couple. Dashing is the only word that comes to mind. Absolutely, gorgeously dashing.

They are at the Palais des Festivals premiere in Cannes, France and look every inch the elegant Holly(or Bolly)wood couple.

So glad she's stepped up from that tragic first dress.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

We've Been Wrong...

We've had it wrong this whole time. Jake Gyllenhaal has revealed that his name is actually pronounced "Yil-en-HOO-luh-hay".

Just messing with you suckers! He keeps a totally straight face though. Have to give him huge props for that. Great, amazing job.

ITN reporter Nathaniel Lippiett also got "Prince of Persia" co-stars Ben Kingsley and Gemma Arterton.

NBC's New Show Trailers.

Love love love that Dick from "Veronica Mars" is in this. He is so secretly talented. And he's not playing a complete idiot this time so...good.

Now this one, "School Pride" had me sniffling. I admit, I am such a sucker for these shows. This one looks WAAAYYY better than "Extreme Home Make Over". Because Ty Pennington gets on my nerves. They still do wonderful work though, of course.

This one, "Love Bites"...well, bites. Sorry. I am happy to see Amanda from "Ugly Betty" getting work though. She's so funny.

This one, "Chase", looks good, but I'm really sick of kick ass butch blondes with accents. I've never met one, and I don't think I ever will. Also why is the murderer is hot? Like, model hot. Because that's always the case, right? Shootings by day, cat walk by night.
"Mr. and Mrs. Smith" happened like five years ago. Get over it.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Crisis Averted.

He's so adorable!!! Too bad he's a baby still.

Whew. Ain't that the truth. Bieber 2.0 crisis is over. He is not. He's more talented than Bieber, sure. But just a youngster. Bieber has some sort of strange thing going with the hair and the eyes...and the hair...

I digress. Point is, Greyson does not have these, and thank God. But he is super talented (although I could definitely see the potential for snotty little kid, non? We'll see if that sweet act is real) and I am for sure going to keep up with him.

He'll be on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson tonight!

It's cute that his hair wants to be like Biebers. Courtney always sees the potential for a snotty kid. As a former snotty kid, it's all about how you work it. And, let me tell you- I still work it.

Charlie St. Cloud.

I be darned if this didn't make me tear up a little. Cute kid dies, devoted brother. The girl is a little annoying, but whatever.

ARRRRGG. I'll probably go see it. I guess they decided to change the name from "The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud" to just "Charlie St. Cloud". The other name wouldn't really have made sense though.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Third Times a Charm.

It just keeps getting better! Dress number three is perfection! Aishwarya Rai has really gotten it right this time. The coloring, the elegant swept back pony tail is gorgeous...
love. love love love love.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

What Skin Color Do You Want?

This is sick. I would totally trade my skin color for Theo's. Reasons: I could stop worrying about sunscreen so much. And people would stop making fun of me when I say, "This is so wack." Even Theo.

But on the real (another thing I could say) this is crazy that little kids are already starting to think and see things this way! Did you know that most black little girls prefer white Barbies to the black Barbie? (sidenote, Barbies in general are messed up)

Thursday, May 13, 2010

"True Blood" Season 3 Trailer.

I cannot wait for June 13. "True Blood" is the best show. Underrated aspect though- the music. It's awesome.

The Saving Grace of the Black Dress.

FINALLY. Aishwarya Rai finally wearing a fierce dress worthy of her. She's not frumpy looking, and has a fresh face and makeup that isn't overshadowed by the dress.
Her whole look is sleek and gorgeous. But then again, I'm a sucker for a good black dress.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Little Black Dress.

Jenna Fischer looks gorgeous, I am so in love with this dress! I want it. This is the premiere of her film "Solitary Man" in New York on Tuesday. "Solitary Man" tells the story of a car magnet who loses everything after he cheats in his business and his personal life.

Pretty dress for such a sad story.
Photo courtesy of JJ. 

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

All Hail Lord Gaga.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS KID!!!! My attention span is and I couldn't stop watching him!

Lady Gaga move over. This kid has TALENT.

According to his bio on his YouTube profile, Greyson Michael Chance is "very inspired by Lady Gaga and Augustana." Greyson additionally explains: "Lady Gaga is a freak but she has so much talent and her style of music is what I would like mine to be when I'm older. Augustana is one of the most underrated bands I think ever to step [on] the planet. They have so much talent it is not funny. They have such a good concept with folk and rock. It is very sad that they are so unknown."

Love how he calls the Ga a freak. I agree.

Ellen Degeneres has already snatched him up and is featuring him on Thursday (tomorrow's) show.
This is a DISASTER! I was just starting to get over Justin Bieber, and now we have Bieber 2.0? Is this a test? Because I am going to fail. I am in love with a 6th grader.


Au Revoir Coupe de Stanley...

It's over. Hard fought, but finished. I wish I could have seen the Pens go a little farther, but we have lost. If we had to lose to someone, I'm glad it was the Habs. I really hope they win the Stanley Cup this year, they've come up from being the number 8 seed coming into the Playoffs to beating last year's Stanley Cup Champions.

They'll be the Cinderella story of the year if they win. Everyone loves a good one of those.
Not an easy feat.

Jordan Staal rallied us late in the second, but not enough. Don't even get me started on poor Marc-Andrè. Probably think's it's his fault.
Better luck next year, and 'Bon chance' to the Canadiens!
Photos courtesy of Getty Images.

Beautiful Girl Meets Ugly Dress in Cannes.

I think Aishwarya Rai is possibly the most beautiful woman on the planet, so gorgeous, and yet...

Not here.

This Disney princess look is not really working- she got a shitty fairy godmother with no taste. I hate to say it, but it makes her eyes wash out and...if you're going to wear a dress like this, you should sparkle. She doesn't. Her skin looks dull and the hair-do is just wrong. All wrong.

Also her face is darker than the rest of her body, a big makeup no-no. Argggg. I hate that I have to hate this!
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Arnett "Running Wilde".

FOX has just announced their new fall line up for advertisers, and making the cut was Will Arnett's new comedy (that he wrote) called "Running Wilde". The show is about a rich man who has been wasting his life, and his high school sweetheart who comes back into his life trying to make him a better person, played by Keri Russell.

Above is the first still from the show. 

The show also stars Joe Nunez ("Prison Break"), Jayne Houdyshell ("Garden State") and Stefania Owen ("The Lovely Bones").
Photo courtesy of LA Times.

Shapely Cover

Robert Pattinson is a good-looking guy. I'll admit that. He, like everyone else, has strong angles and then some very weak ones. A lot of the weak ones involve his body... He doesn't have a bad body, but he is shapes. He's a curvy man- not in a bad way, he just doesn't know how to work his angles. If he could work with Victoria Beckham for an hour, I think we'd see amazing improvements. Like, does he have shoulders in this picture?

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So Pretty

Can I just say that Cate Blanchett's face is flawless? Clearly, she has a few wrinkles but she's forty and looks amazing. She and Jennifer Aniston are they same age, but that are two very different breeds of actresses. Cate is glamour and talent, while Jen is hair and name sake. These two will never compete for the same roles.

Also, I'm really loving Cate's earrings and makeup. Nude is sexy right now. Fact. Not sure how I feel about the back of the dress though, but the color and her skin. To Die For.

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Anyone Surprised?

There's a video going around of Miley Cyrus, 16 at the time, giving a lap dance to her 44 year old choreographer. Are you shocked? Really, are you surprised? Because, I'm not. I am not surprised in the slightest bit.

I'm not going to sit here and say she's a whore, because I don't think she is. She's a teenager. Have you met some of us lately? I've seen girls Miley's age do much more to people she's known a lot worse.

Not saying this isn't super gross. She needs to dance with some people her own age. I know some people are going to say- maybe he's gay or that their like family. But, I WOULD NOT DANCE WITH MY GAY UNCLE LIKE THAT. I don't have a gay uncle, but if I had one- I would ask him for boy advice, not how to make my hips go Boom Boom Pow.


This makes me feel ill. Can't wait to see how Papa Cyrus tries to turn this around and make US the freaks. 

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Pretty Reckless.

I told this to Theo after last week's episode, and I will tell all of you now-

Girl has a problem. No one is this naturally skinny, just ask an Olsen. It's either drugs or anorexia or both, but something is the matter. It's not just the knotty hair that looks like a hypodermic needle is about to pop out of it- it's the whole hot mess.

Just wait. Taylor Momsen is the cover of People magazine waiting to happen.
Photo courtesy of WENN.

The Jersey Dialogue, Part 1.

Theo and I love love love watching "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" together, and we did it practically every episode last season. This year however, we haven't been able to, so we have very loud facebook rants. Decide to share for those of you who also love/hate the housewives.

Once we got past the fact that Theo told me that it wasn't on on Mondays, and it took me 15 minutes into the show to figure out that it was on. I'm getting past it. And obviously I have some sort of Albie obsession-- I'm trying to work on that too.

Read our convo after the jump. 

The Wedding Bride.

I'm trying to decide if this is seems very fake. Yet, with movies these days, it would not suprise me at all to find out this was a real show.

Could be genius. Or it could be total crap.

The Gay Issue.

Here's a news clip from msnbc talking with Ramin Setoodeh, the writer of the Newsweek article "Straight Jacket" that is getting so much attention, especially for actress Kristen Chenoweth's reaction to it, calling it "horrendously homophobic", a point which Setoodeh vehemently denies, both in a new article and in this interview.

Check it out, and let us know what you think.

Kate + 2 Shows.

On Sunday, June 6, Kate Gosselin's new show, "Kate Plus 8" will premiere on TLC, the show is a series of specials featuring Kate and her eight kids on new adventures, beginning with “an exciting surprise trip to celebrate the sextuplets’ 6th birthday.” (Their birthday was yesterday and Kate threw a pool party for them.)

Later this year, TLC will premiere Kate's other show, "Twist of Kate".
I'm not commenting, just reporting. 
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Two New for "True".

Michael Steger, the 90210 'hunk' is taking a huge television step-up, and will be playing a character on "True Blood". He will be playing Tony, a gay prostitute, on the show in season 3, and possibly even in season 4.

According to EW, Steger's character, "gets picked up by King of Mississippi Russell Edgington (Denis O’Hare) because of his resemblance to his current steady, Talbot (Theo Alexander)."
 Another new character will be that of Sookie's fairy godmother Claudine, played by former "Robin Hood" BBC actress Lara Pulver.

Can't wait. June 13.
Photos courtesy of JJ and EW.

Rihanna Stamp of Approval.

It's official. I mean, it was official before, but since Rihanna is wearing jean shirts, it's like... official official.

Courtney called it. Just saying.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

The Four Seasons.

I'm not a Jessica Biel fan, not in the least, but I am super excited about this movie she's going to be in with Luke Evans, called "Vivaldi" about the forbidden romance which develops between composer, priest and violin virtuoso Antonio Vivaldi and his protege, singer Anna Tessieri Giro, leading him to write his enduring masterpiece “The Four Seasons.”

Monday, May 10, 2010

Cory Tweets From Ellen.

Cory Monteith loves to 'wooooo!'- for all those "How I Met Your Mother Fans" you would know that he is the male version of a Woo Girl. 

He also may have ADD, but that's ok, because I think I do too. His train of thought in the first video is literally my thought process, every day. It's exhausting.

So funny. Love Cory. Too bad Ellen thinks he and Taylor Swift are adorable together.

“I don’t know where the time is to date these days," Cory said sadly.
When asked if he’s dating Taylor Swift, Cory said, “No, we’re just friends… but she’s lovely."

Ellen then showed him a picture of them together and said, “It doesn’t seem like friends there. It’s really cute. You’d be a cute couple.”
Gag me.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Ansari, McBride Have New Project.

Mandate Pictures has picked up a project pitched by Aziz Ansari and "30 Rock" writer Matt Hubbard. Ansari is attached to the project along with Danny McBride of "Pineapple Express" fame. Harris Wittels who writes for "Parks and Recreation" will pen the script. McBride is also producing the project alongside David Gordon Green, Jody Hill and Matt Reilly through their Rough House banner. The production company has a first-look deal with Mandate.

 While Ansari and McBride both held small roles in the Seth Rogen-starring "Observe and Report" in 2009, but the two comedians did not share screen time. Recently, Ansari and McBride were tapped to co-star in "30 Minutes or Less" an upcoming comedy from "Zombieland" director Ruben Fleischer about a junior high school teacher (Ansari) who is thrust into an explosive situation alongside his friend, a pizza delivery man. McBride is rumored to play a goon who straps a bomb to the delivery man's chest in order to motivate him to rob a bank. "30 Minutes or Less" is currently in pre-production.

I love Aziz. His tweets are why I stay on Twitter. Click here to see.

And #1 is...

Well it's that time of year again. The time when women are objectified for profit and it's considered an honor.

That's right. I'm talking about Maxim's Hot 100. This year's big winner?

Katy Perry.

The magazine says they chose her because Katy is, "is the best friend you suddenly realize you’ve loved your whole life. The rad chick who taught you how to skateboard and whistle and also looks unbelievable in a bikini."

What an accomplishment. I can at least hope that her talent factors into the decision somewhat. Unfortunately last year's winner Olivia Wilde took a dive and landed at #20. Ouch.

After the break are the rest of the winners...

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Today is the Day.

The day is officially here. Betty White will be on SNL tonight. Can't wait.

Friday, May 7, 2010

Jacob and Bella Sitting in a Tree...

I literally hate our society right now. Theo texted me earlier saying, "I hate people." This may have been what she was refering to.

'Emma' is no longer a top name for baby girls. I don't care about that. What I do care about is what has replaced it.

Isabella. What is the top name for baby boys you ask? JACOB.

Barf. Especially if these dumbasses are naming their baby girl Isabella and their baby boy Jacob. Because that's just gross.

The boy name 'Cullen' is the biggest riser, going up 297 spots. If numbers could be capitalized, I would capitalize that because it's INSANE. It's a name with absolutely no credentials on it's own, it's all Twi-hard craziness.

I hate people.