Whitney Port Has Crazy Eyes.

Wow. I mean, wow. This is probably the most unfortunate picture I've seen of anyone in a while. Her eyes are...alien? Something.

Maybe I'm just being catty. I've never liked Whitney Port, plus she's dating Ben Nemtin from The Buried Life, so I extra don't like her.

All she really wants to do with her life is be moderately famous and get bossed around by bitchy girls. It's depressing.

UPDATE:
Obviously, this proves my point. She's hosting a Hulu-only show searching for the real life Ken. As in the plastic doll everyone thinks is gay.

-CE
Photo courtesy of zimbio.