Friday, April 30, 2010

WANTED Dead or Alive: Lipdubs. Mostly Dead.

Lipdub at Calvin College from Rachel Kuyvenhoven on Vimeo.
There is one trend that is super pissing me off right now, and it's this one.

Lipdubs. Me= enraged.

It may be irrational, but I really don't care. Stupid snarky little faces dancing backwards...arhgdkasajflkkkk.

Shakira 360.

I love Shakira. She's such a rocking role model. I love how involved she is getting in this issue, and she makes some great points. It's kind of difficult to follow her arguments at some points because of the language barrier, but that makes it all the more intense doesn't it?

Watch the video to learn more about what is going on in Arizona right now.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Bangin' Bangs.

Lea Michele sports bangs at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences Evening with "Glee" on Monday in North Hollywood.

"Glee" creator Ryan Murphy told EW he is considering devoting an entire episode to Britney Spears music. "I’m interested in the Britney Spears idea. I’ve always loved her."

The "Glee" tour will begin soon, and he also shared some details about the stage show. the upcoming Glee tour. He shared,
“It’s a concert tour but it also has a story in it. It’s a huge stage. We’ve got multimedia. It’s really big. Fox believes in it so much that they’ve hired the best people. It’s not about going out and selling out a lot of dates and making a lot of money. In fact, we won’t make any money with this first tour because we’ve put so much money into the set design. It’s really just a great thank you to our fans.”

Little Drummer Bieber.

Justin Bieber is so damn adorable. AND he plays the drums. Why is there so much talent in this tiny Canadian man-boy body?

He's currently in Austrailia. Lucky shelia's.
Photo courtesy of Splash News.

The Baby Hills.

I don't really watch The Hills, but this cracks me up. I love how Heidi randomly turns into a plastic Barbie doll Spencer carries around halfway through.

Ah, things are so simple through the eyes of a child...

Sandra Bullock Secret Adoption!

Um WHAT? This is great news! Really suprising, totally shocking news, but great! Sandra Bullock secretly began the process of adopting a baby four years ago with Jesse James, and in January brought home little baby Louis Bardo Bullock, and had decided to keep everything quiet until after the Oscars (see Brad, Angelina and Madonna- adoptions CAN be kept quiet)

"He's just perfect, I can't even describe him any other way," she said to People.

What a cutie!!! On the sadder side of things, she said she is "sad and scared" but filing for divorce from Jesse. She will also be finalizing the adoption as a single parent.

But she has a new baby, things are looking up for Sandra Bullock. I think she's going to be OK.

UPDATE: Jesse James' reaction, actually kind of classy:
"The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been the hardest. The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart.

"Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go. Right now it is time for me to beat this addiction that has taken two of the things I love the most in life."

"I ask that you please do not judge Sandy for the things I have done. She has done no wrong. She played no part in any of this. She has been an amazing wife, mother, and best friend, for the over 6 years we have been together."
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Miley Does the Crab Dance.

This is a girl who wants to be taken seriously. Um...ok. Skip ahead for the Miley stuff, the rest of it I really don't understand.

But "grown-ups" don't do the crab dance while in pants that look like they've been attacked by a very precise lawn mower.

Gurl be crazy. I really don't want her to be a "grown-up" because I have a feeling it's not going to be pretty.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

A Taste of True Blood.

Best thing about the summer: TRUE BLOOD IS COMING BACK!!! June 13. Oh yeah.


Usually if you have to talk about being taken more won't be. It's one of those things- you're either cool or your not, in or out.

“I’m really looking forward to turning 18. I have bought my own house and I’m very excited about moving there. I’m quite independent anyway because I have to travel a lot. I have four siblings so my mom and dad can’t always come along. But I think people are going to take me more seriously this way. I have achieved a lot -- more than some grown-ups in my position have. And I don’t have the feeling that people are taking me seriously, simply because I’m so young. I hope that’s going to change.”

Because grown-ups call themselves grown-ups and talk about how super independent they are. I almost feel bad for her.
Photo courtesy of Zimbio. 

Break Away.

My Lord do I love Wentworth Miller. I am in the process of watching "Prison Break" and I'm only on season one (I hear it gets bad, but whatever) but the point is right now I am majorly crushing on Went.

...but not with that haircut. I much prefer the prison buzz cut. Still in love though.

He is playing Chris Redfield in the "Resident Evil: Afterlife" and had this to say about the physical state of his character after googling him:
“Wow, if what I’m seeing is an accurate representation, this guy is right out of the WWF. (laughs) His arms are like the size of treetrunks. Four weeks to prepare for this movie. That’s not gonna happen.”
Went, I think you are just fine. Juuuusttt fine. 

Photo courtesy of JJ.

Funny People.

Two of my favorite people in the world! Aziz Ansari and Amy Poehler, who is showing off her baby bump! So excited about that. A new hilarious baby in the world.

Aziz funny. Love that he's from the south. Me too!
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Baby Bieber Bird Tattoo.


Ok, calm down. This doesn't mean he isn't still adorable. It's apparently this bird tattoo is a big part of the Bieber clan, and all of them have it, albeit most of them wear it on their wrists.

I need to figure out what to do with this information.
Photo courtesy of celebuzz.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Driving While Mischa Barton.

What's wrong with this picture?

Hint: Someone as messed as Mischa Barton should not be multi-tasking. Or operating heavy machinery.
Photo courtesy of Splash.

Goo Goo Dolls Give Back.

I went to the Goo Goo Dolls concert last night, with The Rocket Summer opening, and it was AMAZING.

Anyways, today the Goo Goo Dolls went to a middle school in Jacksonville today, working with kids through Blessings in a Backpack.

It's a really great organization that helps feeds children who may not have enough to eat outside of school. Please check out the website by clicking on the link above.
Photo courtesy of Goo Goo Dolls.

David Beckham...Speaks?

I was never super in love with David Beckham. Well I am now. This one interview did it. I think it is probably because I have never heard him speak before. It's surprising that he's so silent, because he is SUPER charming.

I am so excited about the World Cup. Forza Italia!

Reality Shows Can't Buy You Class Either.

I...hope this is a joke? Somewhere in a stately castle in the English countryside, Madonna's ears are bleeding. This is not cool.

Listen to the newest single from "Countess Luann" (gag me) which is oh so aptly titled "Money Can't Buy You Class" which is the horrible devil child of Madonna's "Vogue" and the Candlestick's song "Be Our Guest" from The Beauty and the Beast. Lots of sing-talking. Which I am strictly against. It's too awkward. Pick one- are you singing, or are you talking? It's not that hard.
Photo courtesy of JJ.

The Adorable Factor.

Tina Fey was right, his hair does know where it's going. And I would like to remind Theo that while he may be a string bean, he is also a tween. He's trying to buff up though, with beach football.

My God. He's like a baby seal playing in a cove or a kitten tumbling out of a bucket of sunflowers.

How is that much adorable in one person?

We went to high school with a kid named Litchell Lasters* that flipped his hair the same exact way. Too bad he wasn't a tween idol.
*name changed


AHAHA this made me crack up. You're right about Litchell.
Photo courtesy of Splash.

Hockey Night in...L.A.

For some reason it makes me feel really great that Corey Monteith is wearing this jacket again. It's kind of a 'celebrities- they're just like US' moment. He re-wears his geeky Canada wear. Adorable.

Canucks advanced in the series the other night. On second thought, it kind of weird me out that he doesn't have any Canucks clothing after living in BC his whole life.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

The Little Miss/Grandma Shopper.

My Lord I have not seen anything this depressing in...well, since the last time Mischa Barton stepped out of the house.

Why does she insist on looking like a cocaine addict who stumbled into a store that only sells things for little girls and grandma's? Then there are the eyes. She needs to put those shades down before I get really freaked out.

Conspiracy theory: On drugs, or alien infiltrating our society (unsuccessfully)?
Photo courtesy of Fug.

The Lifetime Achievement Award.

Ok let's take a reality check right now: Hayden Panettiere is 20 years old in this. Same age as me and Theo. Yes, we're happy she's not running all over Hollywood doing the Lindsay Lohan thing, but there is a big difference between being Heidi Montag and being Glenn Close.

Gurl needs to look more like a 20 year old and less like a 70 year old whose age agrees with her. I do like the haircut though.
Photo courtesy of Fug.

Tina Gets Goofy.

Disney World just got cool again.
Photo courtesy of Splash.

Betty White is Hot in Cleveland.

Yet another sitcom about how awesome Cleveland is. And this time, Betty White is in it, so that makes it even more awesome. 

It's called "Hot in Cleveland" and it stars three other women who don't really matter, because it's all about Betty. The show actually looks like total shit aside from her. She will make it worth watching.

Here is a recent Newsweek article about the Betty White phenomenon. They don't really seem to like the show too much, and I can't blame them. As long as they worship Betty, which they do.

She plays the caretaker of a house in Cleveland that one of the other women rents. What house has a caretaker anymore? And in Cleveland? Betty could do better. 


Pens Win First Series.

Just to keep you updated, the Pens have won their series against the Ottowa Senators, so Mike Fisher (Carrie Underwood's fiance) is looking pretty glum right now.
After the last game, which went into TRIPLE overtime (that's practically playing a whole other game folks) when this one went into OT, I was expecting to sit for a while.
Then Pascal Dupuis (Theo loves saying his name- and it is nice, non? This is him above with his son at last year's Cup winning game) made the game winning and series ending goal. Such a cutie. Just watch. His beard compared to Sid's? Aww.


The Magic of The Situation's Abs.

Looks like The Situation is up to his old tricks in Miami, and I am loving it. I cannot wait until The Jersey Shore comes back on. I know, I know, I used to see it as the Devil's creation, and hated it's stereotype Italian persona...
But now. Now I have been taken in, just like everyone else, by The Situation's abs. I hate what I have become. Oh who am I kidding?

Forza Jersey Shore!!!
Photos courtesy of celebuzz.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Not So Much

I'll admit, I had slight crush on Justin Bieber. I think that's gone now. Seriously, has this kid even hit puberty yet? I don't think so, like - I really hope he hasn't. Yikes, he's like Mario the singer. I had huge crush on him until he took his shirt off and looked like a cross country runner. ALL BONES. Bieber has this effect- he need to hit the gym and start working out for reals. Where is Taylor Lautner's trainer?

Did you guy's see Biebs and Tina Fey on SNL?! Classic. No lie, it was really summarized all of my feelings. Love Fey.

Ok it's so true- his smile is like watching a baby bunny sniffing a tiny flower. But really Theo? Of course he's super skinny. He's like 12. Him looking like Taylor Lautner would be like seeing a ten month old with a six pack.
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Robin Hood Stills.

These are some stills from the latest Robin Hood movie, a Russell Crowe venture. That I'm not too sure about, I think it might ruin the sexiness of Robin Hood for me eternally, but at least they didn't pick some insipid to be Marian.
Cate Blanchett, an inspired choice. One of my favorite Marian choices, besides the girl who plays her in the BBC television series.
Anyways, here are stills from the film, make your own judgements. I'm just glad they finally decided to do away with that heinous freakish curly mop Marian always seems to be sporting.
Photos courtesy of JJ.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Ain't No Party Like a Jersey Party...

I believe this is called a beergarita. Classy. This just makes me all the more excited for The Jersey Shore.

 I never thought it would suck me in, but here I am, fascinated. I blame American culture. Snooki is our Princess Di.
Photo courtesy of Splash. 

Monday, April 19, 2010

Man Uggs...Muggs.

This is a sight I thought I would never see- a man wearing Uggs. Chad Michael Murray...if it had to be anyone, I am not surprised it's him.

Stuck in London until God knows when because of this volcanic ash business. Maybe this will leave me more time for blogging.

Anyone have any floo powder so I can get out of here???
Photo courtesy of JJ.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Happy Playoffs!

Tonight the Penguins are taking on Ottawa Senators. I know Court usually does the NHL stuff, but I thought I'd get in the spirit earlier than I did last year. The game starts at 7 pm EST on Versus.

Anyways, students of Plum High School in Pittsburgh got together to support their hometown team. They created a video using over 100 hundred students and a slightly overplayed Black Eyed Peas song to create HS TV production gold. I'm not knocking on Bishop Kenny but sometimes I hated having to watch what some people in Mr. Yocum's class was funny. After the kid that danced with the broom left after our freshmen year, TV Production went to the shits. Granted, the Jacksonville Jaguars suck and we live in more of a college sports team. Someone could have done this right?

But, for real, big ups to these kids for putting this together! In Jax, someone for sure would have been shot during filming. Someone must have called YouTube to film it.


Monday, April 5, 2010

It Could Be Worse

Right now, I'm sitting in a room with a girl that is coughing too loud, too often. But, I found these pictures of Mischa Barton and realized my life could be worse, much worse. I could have been someone that walked past Mischa on the streets. Did you think I was going to say I could be Mischa? I wouldn't wish that on my worst whore bag frienemy. Poor girl, she needs to fug herself and die.

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