This is a Music Move

Lady Gaga's video for her single 'Alejandro' was released today. The flipping thing is nine minutes long! What the what? I get it Gaga you're all about being different but really, nine minutes?! Does anyone even like this song? It's so stupid. "Hot like Mexico," is a lyric, I'm sorry but I could have written that. And, I only know that one because it's in the title. I'm sooooo over her. She's really starting to freak me out. And, for trying to be so different she sure does have a lot of hot guys in that video. Does anyone else remember when she had curves? She's skin and bones now. Whatever appeal I saw in Lady Gaga is gone like her hips.

Anyone else think she's dancing like Tina Fey on 30 Rock?
-TM

Jennifer's Body Issues.

Alright, so thanks to writing for the Observer, a job which I am finding more an more lucrative, I got to see Jennifer's Body this weekend. As you might recall, I knew I would be too cheap and the movie would be too bad to actually pay for it. Story of my life. Good news is, since it was free it made the movie so much better.

Bad news: my friend Kelsey felt the need to point out to me that Megan Fox has toe thumbs. It was all I could see. There was a flash of one of them somewhere in the movie and honestly, that was the point at which I was most scared. They freak me.

Guys must not know this, or else how would she have a career? They are so freakish. It's like on 30 Rock- that's a deal breaker ladies (men). Serious. It's gross. Anyways, after the jump is the Observer article so you know my opinion on the movie, not just her toe thumbs.