Jennifer's Body Issues.

Alright, so thanks to writing for the Observer, a job which I am finding more an more lucrative, I got to see Jennifer's Body this weekend. As you might recall, I knew I would be too cheap and the movie would be too bad to actually pay for it. Story of my life. Good news is, since it was free it made the movie so much better.

Bad news: my friend Kelsey felt the need to point out to me that Megan Fox has toe thumbs. It was all I could see. There was a flash of one of them somewhere in the movie and honestly, that was the point at which I was most scared. They freak me.

Guys must not know this, or else how would she have a career? They are so freakish. It's like on 30 Rock- that's a deal breaker ladies (men). Serious. It's gross. Anyways, after the jump is the Observer article so you know my opinion on the movie, not just her toe thumbs.