Probably the Most Perfect Couple Ever.

Apparently, Jesse James, who was heartbroken over his divorce not too terribly long ago, and "LA Ink" star Kat Von D, are "in love".

I guess Nazi bonds run deep.

"Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don't hang out with anybody unless I am in love," Von D, 28, tells PEOPLE.

Asked if she feels James, 41, who split from wife Sandra Bullock earlier this year after being caught with a myriad of mistresses, might be "The One," Von D said, "I believe he is, so yeah."

Their relationship blossomed playing Scrabble. "We both realized how nerdy we were," Kat says. WHAT THE FRAK? How many points is s-t-u-p-i-d?

James gave the mag a simple "yes" when asked if he's happy. And his favorite thing about Kat Von D? "Everything."

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